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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o
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Burk: Me so pretty!
Spike: SHUT UP YOU STOOPID OGRE!!!
Mike: Why doesn't he ever stop?
Jere: Lilith turned herself to a snake again and vanished...said something about going and bushing some guy named Pierce over the line of sanity...but I think she will be late for that.
Spike: Alt has been here...Behold...Here you can see his prints...
Mike: Ugh! Yeah, no mistaking...That really is the print of the spelling nazi..Jere,,be ready with the Kalevala.
Jere: Ok. Let Burk catch his scent and we are off.
Burk: Me so pretty!!
*Jere hits Burk with a huge club*
Jere/Mike/Spike: SHUT THE F*** UP AND START SNIFFING!!!
"Chill, what happened?"
"A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam. But it was worth is just to learn some sleight-of-hand."
"Whatever."
"Bad news comes, don't you worry even when it lands. Good news will work it's way to tall them plans."
Chill. . . ."
"What?"
"Teh Modest Mouse lyrics are my thing."
"Alt, this dialogue doesn't have a joke in it yet."
Mike: We found him! Hurry Burk..Smash him!
Burk: Me so prettyyyy!!!
*Burk hits alt to the ground*
Spike: Shut up!
Mike: Jere! Quick!
*Jere shoves Kalevala down alts throat*
Jere: Learn yourself some new mythology :P
*Alt learns the wonders of Kalevala*(saw the poem?)
Mike: Now hurry...let's go before he strikes back.
*The party runs to the depths of the arts area where there is only long forgotten locked threats*
Burk: Me so pretty!
Jere/Spike/Mike: SHUT THE F*** UP!!
M: Oh cool, a snake~
P: Did you even read the posts above?
M: Perhaps.
P: See, this is why MSN sucks. Apparently Lilith is a snake trying to make me cross over the line of sanity.
M: But... That would... Destroy the... Neverendingstory.
P: We can't have insanity or sanity, we needs unsanity!
P: *approaches snake* Oh hi there Lilith, enjoying your day~
M: Having fun?
P: *grabs around back of neck so it can't bite* *quietly hums the happy tree friends song* *wanders away*
M: I wonder what he would of done... Perhaps offered one of God's precious apples?
P: *yelling* Tooo... Clicheee...
M: I suppose.
P: *throws snake*
M: Poor snake.
JUST A NOTE: THROWING A SNAKE IS A VERY BAD IDEA AS IT WILL RECOIL AND BITE YOU.
Lilith: Saaaaaanityyyyyyyyyyyyy~
"I, THE ONE TRUE GOD OF THE NEVERENDING STORY, HEREBY SMITE YOU! BEGONE, FOUL CREATURE!"
Lilith: Noooooooooooo~
"Alt, whadafack was that?"
"I'm the God of the neverending story."
"Is three a hell in the neverending story?"
"Chill, you should know. You're experiencing it."
"Don't remind me, Alt."
*>:P*
Mike: Wow! They actually got rid of Lilith!!
Spike: Hey could you do same thing to Burk?
Burk: Me so pretty
Jere: SHUT UP!!
Mike: I can't take it any more. *Gives Burk to Pierce*
**Note that Burk is large over 2 meters long FAT ogre**
Jere: Good bye.
*Jere, Mike and Spike vanishes to the mists of the night*
swhoooooossss
Burk: Me so pretty!
P: Haha, big ugly ogre~ Do I read to much fantasy?
M: Yes, you do. So does Robbie for that mat-
Burk: ME NO UGLY ME PRETTY!
P: ^-^
M: =3
Burk: ;..;
Burk: GRAAAAWR! *swings club*
P: Where the heck did he get that? *sidesteps*
M: This is the NES remember? *ducks*
P: Oh yeah *rolls away, grabs big, rock, raises it*
M: *trips Burk up*
P: I almost feel bad for doing this... But then I remember how heavy the stone is *drops on Burk*
M: lol, poor ogre.
P: He needed it. This is the NES.
M: Indeed.
D3: They're beating a defenseless man for crying out loud!
K34: You fool! That's an ogre, not a man!
D3: Oh.. Where's my sword?
K34: You left it on your horse.
D3: I'll be back.
K34: Die fiend!
Burk: Nooo!
Hours later..
K34: Hahaha! All that is left is blood!
D3: Hey, I brought my sword. Where am I again?
K34: You forgetful fool!
D3: Hey, don't be mean! I'm going to kill you!
K34: Don't forget that since you are me, you are just killing yourself.
D3: Oh...
K34: What are you standing around for? Let's go now.
M: D3 eh?
P: =3?
M:
P: You know, I think I like that song.
M: It's decent. But used for a bad cause. *walks off
P: *walks off, stabs Burk*
D3: How's your day today?
K34: Atrocious
D3: Why?
K34: Fool.
D3: Look, it's Burk again!
Burk: Me pretty!
K34: You're the most ugliest thing in existence.
Burk: You not nice. You die.
K34: Me? Die? Hahahaha!
D3: Look around you.
K34: What? Oh no.
Ogres: Die!
K34: I don't like ogres. I'm going to split Burk open, slice him into pieces, feed those pieces to dogs and kill those dogs.
D3: Why do you have to be so graphically violent?
K34: Don't you know why?
D3: Let's just kill all of these ogres.
K34: Die! Hahaha! Hahaha!
Burk: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
K34: It's been a bloody fun day today.
D3: You find that fun?
K34: Of course..
N: Life is such a strange thing.
D: Yeah a bloody fun time.
N: Quick let's follow the rest and go ogre hunting!
D: Grab Thor, let's go!
M: Haha, you've got non-existent competition~
P: Huh?
M: According to Nicho knight is hitting on me~
P: You do realise Nicho is a writer, and writers make good plot twists?
M: Perhaps. I did say 'nonexistent' though didn't I?
P: actually, you hyphenated it.
N: It was all a farce.
D: Most certainly.
N: Don't take it to heart.
D: Unless it doesn't exist, which means this whole conversation is in the fourth dimension.
N: Magical place eh? With ogres and an octagonal room.
D3: Wow! I can now tie my shoes!
K34: I suppose that's quite an accomplishment for you, considering the fact that you never learned to tie your shoes.
D3: What are we doing here again?
K34: Collecting taxes.
D3: Oh, okay.
K34: The King has sent for me to collect your taxes.
Man: I have no money to offer.
K34: Very well, surrender an appropriate possession of yours or I will be forced to arrest you.
Man: I have nothing to offer.
K34: You have failed to...
Man: Die!
K34: Ahhhh!
D3: I can now ride bicycles!
D3: Ahhh! A giant rat!
Giant Rat : *tries to eat D3*
D3: Wow! I can now tie my shoes!
K34: I suppose that's quite an accomplishment for you, considering the fact that you never learned to tie your shoes.
D3: What are we doing here again?
K34: Collecting taxes.
D3: Oh, okay.
K34: The King has sent for me to collect your taxes.
Man: I have no money to offer.
K34: Very well, surrender an appropriate possession of yours or I will be forced to arrest you.
Man: I have nothing to offer.
K34: You have failed to...
Man: Die!
K34: Ahhhh!
D3: I can now ride bicycles!
D3: Ahhh! A giant rat!
Giant Rat : *tries to eat D3*
N: Spare me, or I'll get my friend to come over!
D: Oh, and who is this mysterious entity.
N: Jaza, the great Spamlord! Ruler of anything that reeks of SPAM.
D: Great, he's back?
P: Jaza didn't spam that much, why is he lord of spam?
M: He needed to be lord of something. He had low self esteem.
P: That's a terrible reason.
M: I guess...
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P: Ogre hunting?
M: I'm up~
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