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"I just figured out that we were the tenth people to post here... I think."
F: Yeah, so?
"So, uh... I don't really know."
F: Oh, ok.
"Anyway, back to why I posted here, just now... in this post..."
F: Just spit it out already!!!
"Oh, uh, ya know, the funny thing is... I forgot."
F: So... We posted here for absolutely no reason, at all?
"Silly Frank, there is no reason in this story."
F: Oh, yeah, I forgot.
"Hmm, I wonder if Jezz's NES Story includes all the people here."
F: That's a hell of alot of writing.
"Ya, theres like twenty people here now... It'd be tough to include everyone."
F: I hope we're included.
"It would be nice if we were included, yes."
F: I guess we'll have to wait and find out.
"Boredom."
F; Randomness.
"Lulz."
F: Uh, the last 'F:' you typed has a semicolon instead of a colon.
"Yep."
F: *sigh*
"..."

Nywo: "Skcus siht.:
Dandelion: "Yeah, Gornab took your 'freedom of speech'." -chuckles-
Krindle: "At least we don't need to listen to his smart remarks anymore, and I have a friend!"
Nywo: "Yeh!"
Gornab: "Shut up, fool."
Nywo: -whimpers-
Gornab: "Hey uhm, Alt/Chill we agree to join the unsanity again."
Nywo: "T'nod ew on!"
Gornab: -throws Dictionary of awesomeness at Owyn- -sighs- "Life rocks."
Krindle: "If your not emo that is." -looks at Pierce-
Dandelion: "Don't do that, it scares people."
Krindle: "Do what?"
Dandelion: "Look at peoople."
Krindle: -whimper-
Nywo: "Ytinasnu eht nioj lliw I ,em sexif enoemos fi!" -groans-

''Sour can you hear me?''
'' ''
''Uh what?''
''I bypassed the mute ^^''
''Wtf''
''Yes wtf.''
''No I mean wtf, you can't, your too idiotic for that''
''Your an idiot? o.O''
''STFU --.--''
''Nah''
''You know sometimes you make me feel like committing suicide.''
''Why?''
''So you'll die''
'But then you will die..''
''You know what i hate you so bad''
''You hate yourself.. ha''
''YES YES I HATE MYSELF GET IT OVER WITH YOU B****''
''that wasn't nice :'(''
''Your not nice''
''Yes I am''
''No cause you just called yourself not nice''
''OMG don't you use reverse psychology on me''
''Too bad i did and now our scirpts have changed''
''But that will confuse people''
''Idc''
''No wonder people hate you''
''LIES!''
''Nah not really, they do hate you''
''so they hate you,, oh. HAHA''
''Oh f*** you.''
''Yes what time and place?''
''Wtf, dude stfu seriously your just annoying now''
''Oh really..''
''Yes listen to everyone''
______________


Everyone else: YES! STFU YOU IDIOT ^^!

D3: I'm thirsty and starving at the same time..
K34: I am too. Did you kill and cook that horse?
D3: Yep.
K34: Where is it?
D3: Uh..
K34: Where is it? Tell me now.
D3: I ate it all while you were asleep.
K34: I knew I couldn't trust you! Now the last of our supplies are gone! We are to die in this forest.
D3: Can you..
K34: Asking for forgiveness never helps.
K34: We'll need to find some food.

*Hours later*

K34: What did you find?
D3: I found a branch and some leaves.
K34: Can't you find something edible?
K34: Luckily for us, I caught a few rabbits.
D3: I did find something else..
D3: I found a cockroach and these eggs.
K34: Eggs? I never thought there would be something in your empty head.
K34: *Bites* Argghhhh! You idiot! This is a rock! A rock!

K34: I cannot believe I tried to eat a rock.
D3: Do not worry, we shall not die.
K34: Not die? Are you blind?!
D3: Trust me.
K34: Trust? You? Hahaha!
D3: What's that?
K34: A scream! Arm yourself!
Man: Help me!
Cannibals: Wolololololo!
Man: Argghhh!
D3: What was that?
Man 2: *walks towards K34* Help.. Cannibals..
K34: Do not fear we will...
Man 2: Arrghhh!
Cannibal : Yummy!
D3: The cannibal is eating the man's liver! Yuck!
K34: There are too many of them. We'll need to find cover.
D3: Arghhh! No...
K34: Disgusting!
Cannibal: After him!
K34: You will never defeat me!

*A lot of fighting*

K34: *Panting* It's all over. My friend has died..
Voice: You have passed the test.
K34: What test?
Voice: Walk towards that door, and you will find out.
K34: What door?
Voice: That door?
K34: I see some sort of light..
Voice: Good...

Deee... Deee.... DEEEEE!

Noooo! *hugs Kirby, a waddle dee and Metaknight*

P.S. Don't walk through the door. It's bound to be a octagonal room.

K34: Where the hell am I?

Wizard : The test is finished. *Applauds* Now pass through that red portal and return home. Here is a chest of gold. You will be returned to the castle.

K34: The people will be surprised. *Takes gold* Where's my friend?

D3: I'm here. Now let's go..

Wizard: Farewell my friends!

*Later*

Wizard: They will never realize that they are being controlled by a person who is writing in the NES.


K34: It's good to be safe again. I think I'm going to sleep now.


Man 1: Do you like vomit?
Man 2: No.
Man 1: Do you like urine?
Man 1: No.
Man 2: Do you like...
Guard: Silence! What foul words you speak!
Guard 2: Arrest him!
Man 1: Great! He has been harassing me for weeks.

David: I only have four minutes left. I will be off AG soon. Thus, concludes today's session.

*releases Kirby characters, punts waddle dee*

Wizard: I wonder if I'm being controlled by someone in the NES... Hah!

Alt: The God Computer's config file was corrupted!
Chill: Oh noes. . . .
Dedede: Deee deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . .
Alt: That was out of character.
Waddle Dee: *crushing silence*
Chill: That was out of character.
Alt: That was out of character.
Chill: That was out of. . .ah, forget it, goddammit.

K34: Why are we still in this place?

D3: I am clueless.

K34: Hexagons! Ahhhh! Ny eyes! *Runs away*

Dedede: Dededededededede....

D3: Uh...

K34: ....

....

I'm fine! Why did you have to pull out a hexagon? Don't you remember the curse?

D3: As a matter of fact, I don't.

K34: Looks like we'll be trapped here for a while.

Alt: You will always be here.
Chill: Why? Why?
Alt: I borrowed another God computer.
Chill: Then. . .I'll post this porn pic to ban Alt forever!
Alt: You're hopelessly insane. . . .
Chill: Unsane. . . .
Alt: No. You're not worthy. . . .

Chill fails.

He has no unsanity! Uh... wait, that makes no sense...

I'll think about it *steps into octagonal room*

Chill fails.

Jezz: Pazx opened the Octagonal room door!
Skye: We're freeeee!!!
Carter: OM NOM NOM
Jess: Oh jeez.. watch out for tha-
*Carter bursts through the door breaking the wall around it and possibly crushing any innocent standing there*

Skye: Sorry Pazx~

Shack: So, have you found the map to the octagonal room yet?
Pickle: Nay. Although, I have found a magical compass that always points in the direction of the fated room.
Shack: I wonder if Alt will be there? Do you think he will be?
Pickle: Doest thou understand? Hast thou any understanding of the increasingly busy schedule of the grandmaster of our great religion?! New God computers, waddle dee and such?
Shack: You have no idea what you're talking about do you?
*Pickle looks down*
Shack: Thats what you get for half reading threads, hopefully you'll learn from this humiliating experience and in the future respond more intelligently so we both don't look like fools.