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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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Shadowphoenix39
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k: "Tiuq."
Dandelion: "What?"
Gornab: "It's unsane, Alt said so.
Owyn: -groan- "This sucks, we have been falling at terminal velocity for about..." -looks at watch- "Four days..."
Don't worry young grasshopper, you will be okay. Plus... How did you check how many days it has been using your watch?
General Klingslee: "I found you!!!"
k *Kligslee*: "Yddad?"
General Klingslee: "Who the hell is that sorry son of a bitch demon trying to talk to me?"
Gornab: "Your son sir."
"RAWR! Now your name will be gone too!"

"Nooo! You fool! Now I talk in quotes! Now I am going to do what I came here to do..." -draws two-handed axe- "RAHH!" -swings axe-

"Ouch!" -bites with snake head-
*the two wrestle as they fall twice as fact as the rest*
<<<ten minutes later>>>
Owyn: "I can't even see them anymore..."
k: "Od uoy kniht eh si evila?"
Gornab: "Nup, they is dead."
k: -whimper-
Owyn: "I can't see the ground either..."
Pazx
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P: *is playing soccer*

M: *chatting with friends*

P: *looks up, hears 'f**kf**kf**kf**kf**kfuuuuuuuuuuuuu-*

Morrighan
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O.o o.O

You: Look at the crazy people falling from the sky...
Me: Crazy people like us! *Starts jumping up and down waving.*
You: Stop you idiot! Stop! One of them has an axe and is killing the others!
Me: *Still going crazy.*

Shadowphoenix39
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Gornab: "I messed up, 'tiuq' isn't unsane."
k: "Tahw?"
Gornab: "Say 'quilts'."
k: "'Stliuq'."
Gornab: "Now your unsane."

"Rargh..." -grunts- "DIE!" -stabs Leoss-

-bites the General with lion head- "Grragh..."
Owyn: -looks down- "Hey a kid playing soc-"
P: -groan-
Owyn: "Sorry, I meant to go on a diet..."
Dandelion: "He says that every time..."
Pazx
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Peasant

R: Pierce! Pierce! We made it to the fin- WTF?
B: That's odd... A fat oaf landed on a loser.
Owyn: "Hey!"
P: *moan*
Owyn: *rolls off P*

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
P: Oh... Cra-
SLAM!

Morrighan
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Me: Look, now people are running at us! Everyone must really love us.
You: Why are you staying stuff first now?
Me: I don't know, ask Morrighan...
Morrighan: Leave me out of this... This is your madness.
You: To late you're in it now.
Morrighan: Dam*. Curse you You and Me! As long as Myself and I don't come along...

Shadowphoenix39
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"You loser son of a bitch boy, how dare you get in a general's way?!" -draws axe- -beams- "Rah!"

Nooo! I protect the children! If they die I will have nothing to do with my spare time! -protects P-
*the two continue wrestling*
Owyn: "Am I really that fat?" -glares at B- -draws dagger- "Grr..."
Dandelion: "Don't insult my friend!" -pulls out 'Dictionary of Awesomeness'-
Krindle: "Don't- Hey! I AM FIXED!" -draws claymore- -beams-
Gornab: -draws flail- "It's been a while..."
Pazx
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Nooo! I protect the children! If they die I will have nothing to do with my spare time! -protects P-


Am I meant to think: EEeew...

Owyn: "Am I really that fat?" -glares at B- -draws dagger- "Grr..."
Dandelion: "Don't insult my friend!" -pulls out 'Dictionary of Awesomeness'-
Krindle: "Don't- Hey! I AM FIXED!" -draws claymore- -beams-
Gornab: -draws flail- "It's been a while..."


B: F*** this sh**.
P: Once again *Draws knife*
R: You had that out on the field?
P: Yeah, really helped~
B: *grabs stick*
R: *gets net from goal and picks up stick*
P: We're gonna have fun with this thing~
R: Where are the others when you need them...
Shadowphoenix39
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Am I meant to think: EEeew...

Probably.
Pazx
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Probably.



Eeeeeeewwwwww!


Who said that!?
thisisnotanalt
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Alt: Why is Pierce gonna be raped?
P: Dunno. . . .
*>.>
Alt: I'll fix that. . . .
*fixes it*
Alt: Nao he'll rape himself instead. . . .
P: How'd you do that?
Alt: Simple unsanity.

Shadowphoenix39
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"Ha ha, you little *******! Do you really think you can win this fight with your playground toys?"

P: -stabs Owyn-
Owyn: -winces and then beams- "Grah..Gragrr..Grr... <RAH>!" -morphs-
Shadow Phoenix: "YOU WILL REGRET THAT!" -ignites field on fire-
Dandelion: "You might want to leave..."
Gornab: "Three... two..."
Krindle: "One..." -beams-
Shadow Phoenix: -picks up P in beak and then flies to *CANADA*-
Nooo! The child!
All: -low, admiring whistle-
Pazx
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P: Hey, Shadow! Shadow? Hello!?
SP: Mmn?
P: Can we go to Alaska instead? I really want to go!
SP: I suppose *flies to alaska*

~~~

R: So...
B: ...
Dandelion: Uh...
Krindle: Er...

sunnyb
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So-
hue: no
"*grumbles*"
*sighs* Guys, I'm just trying to un-
hue: we understand.
Yeah, and I want to too.
hue: no, not like that. We understand that you are trying.
"So he pretty much means, STOP TRYING!"
hue:...*sigh* yeah. Pretty much.
! That wasn't very enlightened. It really wasn't like you, hue.
"Even enlightened giraffes named hue get exasperated after a while."
...
hue: *sighs
"Ah. Silence."
Hey!
"Ohpleaseno. hue?"
hue: you really have to jus-
No, there's someone flying in the sky! They're carrying someone...
"Wow. Looks like a guy... Where do ya think they're going?"
hue: Alaska.

jezz
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Jezz: *sigh* This place has totally gone to pot.
Skye: And look! *frowns* I've got myself an irritating nemesis.
Jezz: Who? ...jalex13?
Skye: Well I was talking about Michael Jackson... but him too.
Jezz: Oh. I totally ROFL'd when he assumed we were men!
Skye: Oh Me God I know! Bahhahahhhh *dies of laughter*
*rolls around on the floor*
*cries and doubles over*
Jezz: ...
Skye: HAH!!!
..but seriously... You want me to prove it?

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