"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
Alt: Try unsanity! Think if something seemingly pointless, and make a discussion! Chill: How do you speak bold? Alt: Yes. Like that. Chill: Hey! don't dodge my question. Alt: It's impossible NOT to dodge them. They're too insignificant.
"It's alright, kacboy." F: Yeah... There's always next year... "Next year?" F: Yeah, next year. I made up a new measurement of time. Each post is a year "That would make everyone here old people... Old people are creepy." *shivers* F: H eh. Yeah... that is weird.... "Did Windows just spell check your 'heh' to 'H eh'? How is that even a part of s peach... WT F it changed my... hey! D*** spell checker..." F: Yes...
"Were back guys" "My God you sure take a long time to use the bathroom" "It's not my fault I have constipation problems" "Actually it is your fault. Now you see when yo..." "You can just stop right there, I don't think anyone wants to hear that story agian. *shudder*" "Well, what do we do now?" "I think we should go over there"
there was a posting bug. I responded to kacboy, but the post appeared at the top of the page. Repost: Alt: Try unsanity! Think if something seemingly pointless, and make a discussion! Chill: How do you speak bold? Alt: Yes. Like that. Chill: Hey! don't dodge my question. Alt: It's impossible NOT to dodge them. They're too insignificant.
PM: We need to get more people going! J:Right you are lad. Aye. PM: Aye? Al: Aye Jeff! I ugree! PM: What are you guys talking about? J: Where practacing Canadian, after all we are in Canada! PM:-_-' Al: Hey how do Canadian's laugh PM: >=) like this, Al and Jeff are dumb Al and Jeff are dumb. J&Al: REALLY!!! PM: >XD my point proven. anyways come on people and ego's alike come and support NES and talk adventuratize have fun. J: Or you can party at my place Al: I'll be there to PM: would you two shut up! Anyways Argen, do you know a way to "Remove" super powers? Mabey you Dark? Arrow?
Jezz: We remain calm and unsane and... Skye: Put our heads between our knees and kiss out buts goodbye? Jezz: ... Skye: Oh.. *shifty eyes* or not... Jezz: *cough* Yes well... THE NES IS FINE PEOPLE! So long as Alt, Pazx, Pickleshack, Zega and I are still here. Skye: Which they are... now Pazx is back.
*blinks "Whaaa-" WHAT HAPPENED? "hue?" OF COURSE HE KNOWS. WHAT HAPPENED hue? hue: the great magic purple goblet pulled us here. "Where is here?" hue: no where.
Dump: I'm dump! Bucket: And I'm Bucket! Both: And together we make, DUMP-BUCKET! YAAAAY! Dump: Today, we're on the Neverending Story! Rook: Yes. We're reviewing them. Dump: Shut up Rook. You're not in this episode. And there's no such thing as trisexual. Rook: I obviously am. And there is! Dump: Also, I thought the executive producer killed you and surrounded you with pickles so no one would ever be able to see or smell you ever again? Rook: I'm a pestilence forever. Dump: I'll have to mutherfucking kill you then! YAY! BAM! *scoff* BAM! *scoff* BAM! *scoff* Bucket: Okay. Now, let's interview Alt, the thread creator and Lord, Our God of the Neverending Story. Little Jimmy: Hi, I'm Little Jimmy. Is your mommy in rehab too? Alt: No. LJ (little jimmy) : My mommy's in rehab for smoking pots and cracks. Is your daddy in jail? Alt: What's the point of these questi- LJ: ANSWER THEM! NOW! Alt: Don't shou- LJ: I'M SORRY! *flails around* LJ: Do you like to eat Posicles? Alt: Popsicles? LJ: Yes. Alt: Sure. LJ: Whenever I eat a posicle, someone hits me in the head with a baseball bat and I have to go to the EE Arr. It's weird there, because there are people in white robes who say they're sick but they aren't because they don't have tissues with them and they just spend all day in the cafeteria eating rotted jello and I play with my action figures Barbie and Ken! Alt: Whatever. Big Jimmy: I'm his half brother! alt: Half? LJ: We share mommies but not daddies. BJ: Long story. Mr. Takamoto: Interview over. Alt: That stereotypical accent will get you nowhere.
MJ: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jalex13: hi.. MJ: Do u like to eat pickles? Jalex13: Sure. Ok i think ur trying to get at something dirty. MJ: Shut up and DONT SCREAM. Jalex13: *takes out gun* MJ: rawr Jalex13: *points gun at it* MJ: HEYYYYYYYY DONT SHOOT MEHHHHHH Jalex13: *shooots* *nothing comes out* Crap.
"Who's carter?" F: And why the hell was he acting like Michelle Jackson? "Um... Jis name is 'Michael', not Michelle." F: And you care, why? "Hm... good point." F: Anyway, I think I know how to remove super powers, Phsy. "Oh, really?" F: Yeah, all you gotta do is obtain the super-magical superjuice. "And where do you get that?" F: The frozen foods isle. "What?!" F: Yeah, you gotta be lvl. 53.4567890989876765435 to get there :P "..." F:... "Idiot" *leaves*
Jezz: You guys found Carter! Skye: No freaking way... Jezz: I know! It's kind of a miracle! Skye: NO, I mean; no freaking way... they're comparing him to Michael Jackson! Jezz: Ughh thats weird... *calls Carter* C'mon boy! Come here! *Carter stomps over* *puts a gummy lead around his neck* Skye: There we go! We have another companion on our journey! He can chew up anyone in our way
