"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
*A silhouetted bird descends and lands on Skye's stomach. The bird begins to cry, silvery drops pooling on Skye's stomach. Skye begins to shrink. She grows back to human size and groans. The bird flies away*
Skye: *groans* *whimpers* Jezz: Just.. just leave her alone. She's half dead already. She's lost her medusa powers so. Leave her. Skye: *whispers* Jezz, you may aswell kill me now.. Jezz: no...
Dark:There's gangsta's there! Probly trying 2 hijack his car or go into his house and take all his food!
"Good times, good times..." F: Hehehe... He still don't know about the bomb we planted in his house. "The one we filled with salt and lemon juice?" F: Yeah, that. "So... What now?" F: I dunno, wanna steal more of Dark's food? "Sure, ok." *Running, panting, breaking of window, people screaming, fridge opening, NOMing, door opening, laughing, more screaming, more running, more panting* F: ... "What the f@q was that?" F: Sound effects. You no liek? "..."
You: We gets off for a couple hours and the madness continues without us. We feel so unloved... Me: So unloved... Myself: Why? You've got us! I: You mean I? Myself: No, us! You, Me, Myself, and I! I think Morrighan is here somewhere... Morrighan: I'm here, trying to kill myself because the voices are trying to take over my body... *Is all emo acting.* -.- ALL: Don't get mad, get GLAD! Morrighan: AUGH! *Falls over and begins twitching...
((Why does no one speak to me and all my crazy voices?! I feel so unloved...))
Owyn: "I hear something about a retard war... Dandelion has been drinking again..." P: Dandelion drinks? Owyn: "No, where did you get that idea?" -morphs- P: B-but... nevermind... Shadow Phoenix: "Get on, we're off to the wild blue yonder!" P: The what?! Shadow Phoenix: "The retard wars." P: *sigh* Shadow Phoenix: "You might wanna replace that cheese knife too, let's go to Camelot!" P: Where's that? Shadow Phoenix: "I don't know" -takes off-
* * * <Somewhere in Britain>>>
P: Are we there yet? Shadow Phoenix: "Yes." P: So, where do I get a new weapon? Shadow Phoenix: -motions wing towards rock with sword wedged in it- P: *gasp*
P: *is pulling sword in stone* AAaaaaarrgh! SP: I've got the camera ready P: haha what? *pulls sword out, raises above head, falls backwards because of weight* SP: Brilliant footage. Hey, do you know the address for funniest home videos? P: T_T
Shadow Phoenix: "Damn Pierce, I didn't know you had it in you!" -swallows tape- "I should call you Arthur now." P: No. Shadow Phoenix: "Too bad, without me, you are lost in Britain." P: *sighs, climbs on Shadow Phoenix* Shadow Phoenix: "Hey, don't give me attitude or I'll... Uhm... Turn myself around!" P: ... Shadow Phoenix: "Better." -lands next to Nicho and Demus- "Bring it on retards! Get off, Arthur." P: ...
Jezz: I am nearing 300 Forum Posts and a Gold Knight, hooray! Skye: Coincidence, so am I! Jezz: You feeling better today? Skye: *begins coughing* No! I feel *cough* awful! Jezz: Riigghht... *backs away* Skye: *snickers* *cough*!
N: Ah Skye..sorry we ate your snake hair. D: Nom, nom. Tasty! Bad hair day. N: Ah...specially when they were BBQed. D: Crunch...Need to sharpen my claws abit. Those scales do hurt. N: Grawwwwrrr!
Skye: *cough* and don't forget, you killed me too *stares coldly* Jezz: *concerned face* but a kind bird came down and like... alived you again. Don't forget! Skye: Hmfh, she didn't "alive" me, she revived me, imbecile... Jezz: How do you know it was a she? Skye: Oh I... *shifty eyes* I don't... I assumed...
Shadow Phoenix: "I'm burnt, I taste bad!" -turns to Arthur- "Your on you own kid." -flies away- P: ... Shadow Phoenix: "Don't worry, I'll be back! Maybe..."-swoops down, devouring three retards- "Yum..." -disappears out of sight- P: ...
Oh god I don't come on for 2 days and 7 pages of KSJDFKDSOJFKJSDFLDSFLKSHDF come up.
Oh, lol ik. What? Who said that? HEllo?!? Um.. who the hell are u talking 2...?
U?
Who is..?
Me.
Who is me prentending to be u pretending to be a dumb version of urslef pretending to be him pretending to be a british counterpart the the paradox of itself. SDKFDQdsfsdf. YO Q WAS DA 6th LETTER!!!
ARGH
oh ur a pirate? no..
ok ill talk right now.
Jalex13: hey Me: heyyy Jalex13: hey i dont say that! Me: Yes u, i mean i, US, whatever.. DO. Jalex13: ok then... Me: god i dont appreciate ur rude attitude buddy. Jalex13:? Me: shut up Jalex13: Bye. Me: WHERE U GOING!? Me: whatever.. that biatch.
