"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
Jezz: 0_o I'm made of fire... Skye: Evening Cen. I don't even know what a Danish accent sounds like. All I know is that I like the pastries :P Jezz: Demus is a witless puppy.. Wait... *hides* I was joking! Skye: You better stay in that corner, Demus won't be happy. Jezz: Awhh *whimpers* Is Xander still on Nacho? Go rescue him... Xander: *bounces* Skye: Awwhh leave him be
"Never tried Danish before. I might be able to do it, with a little practice. And no, I'm not Irish. I'm Floridian." F: Yep. It's a good thing you weren't born in Jacksonville. "Oh, how I would dread that. I couldn't imagine being a hick."
Manta: oh dear, what have I missed? Avicus: the NES is alive with activity and we've been left out! Manta: quite the predicament, I must say. what have I missed? Avicus: from what I can tell, Jezz, Skye and Pois0n told off Zlith, Jezz is angry with LUKE's poor british accent, and cenere suggested Pois0n change from his sudden Irish accent to a danish accent. Manta: what does a Danish accent sound like, anyway? Avicus: I can't say I've ever heard one... maybe we should have accents! Manta: like what? Avicus: how 'bout reyedneck? Manta: I've already got that accent... it's not quite like that, Avicus. Manta: how about underwater? Tao: *bubbles in protest* Avicus: Tao's got the idea! Manta: uh... no.
zlith: *comes back with a phinox bite, huge burn, claw wounds, and 1% alive* I really hate you LUKE LUKE: I was just having fun *high fives* (*high fives) vise: can I get out of the nauty corner? LUKE: NO! you were bad by insulting me. zlith: can I throw rocks at him. pwease vise: WHAT PLEASE NO LUKE: sorry vise I am a sucker for puppy dog eyes *finds a huge bolder* this will do *smashes it into rocks* here zlith zlith: sweet *throws rock* can I *throws rock* invite others *throws rock* LUKE: sure why not the more the merrier vise: PLEASE STOP! zlith: *throws rock* HEY EVERYONE *throws rock* COME THROW ROCKS *throws rock* AT vise!! *throws rock*
"I don't stone people. That's how Saint Nick died." F: Yes. Luke(I refuse to all-caps your name), you're sort of like the king of this idiocracy, aren't you? "If so, and that seems highly illogical, since it's an idiocracy, not a monarchy, we're going to usurp."
LUKE: I am no king I am only a huge dragon that incinerates peasants if I can find them. zlith and luke: ahem LUKE: O yah sorry *incinerates them* XD alright for real I do enjoy bossing them around. vise: THANK YOU F AND WHOEVER YOU ARE
"No thank you's are necessary. Also, for future reference, I go by Pois0n, Poison, or Aaron." F: And I go by Frank. "So now you know." F: He knows too much... We must [arnoldimpersonation]terminate him.[/arnoldimpersonation]
Manta: hmm... you mispronounced luke on your second line. Avicus: indeed, he did. he makes such a point of capitalizing luke and vise's name, then neglects to do so. Manta: yes, yes. he contradicted himself. Avicus: Ironic, actually.
vise: he made zlith uncapitalize my name LUKE: yes now its time for you to beat him with a baceball bat. vise: COOL. its payback time LUKE: GO NOW AND AMUSE ME vise: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH zlith: *rocks disapear* O s/// run away run away! LUKE: this is very amusing and by the way, poison and frank you can terminate vise ONLY if you wait till I am board with him
Jezz: I'm bored with you. Skye: Jeez, you're not funny! *gets angry* Jezz: lalalala *not listening to witless, megalomaniacal dragon* Skye: How long do dragons live? Jezz: I'm not sure, I think perha- Skye: NO! That was a trick question. They live for as long as we keep our cool. Jezz: So... angry you + irritating dragon = death? Skye: For the dragon. Yes. Jezz: I like math xD
N: Anyone bully me, jezz, Skye, the baby phoenixes or Pazx....well I'll let my lads on you. D: There's no point denying that. N: One bite, Luke will be a were-dragon, under our control. D: Get that message clear? N: Kay. Safe for you jezz. Come out from under my bed.
"So you finally decided to see what was going on in this asylum?" "who are you?" "I'm you" "lolwut" "Thats not weird or anything." "I beg to differ, talking to yourself is a sure sign that you are weird, now go out into the sun once in a while" "hey thats not nice! I swim everyday!" "maybe you should talk to the other weirdos, looks quite inviting" "MENTLEGEN"
-exit DDX, with alter ego referred to as Zeno who also makes good paradoxes.
