"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
N: Woah...couldn't read a post with CAPS, bad spelling, horrible grammar... D: Of course...and why does such a malady strike so hard at the NES? N: I know...intelligient unsanity we are not...at least apart from the Remnant of the Original core members...
LUKE: wow N and D realy don't understand netiquette. zlith: ? LUKE: typing in all capitals symbolizes shouting. VISE's name and mine however are the exeption important proper nouns can use all caps instead of bold. zlith: are you saying I am not important LUKE: most indubitably.
N: Of course I understand Internet Lingo...it's just not encouraged on the Forums here to shout... D: People don't like it. N: And when they do...well...no one likes it. D: Netiquette...more like social etiquette.
Manta: hmm... nich has a point about this lack of intelligent unsanity. Avius: aren't you contributing to the problem? Manta: well, I'll bet Nich and Demus Think so, but Jezz and I don't. and, Even if I am, don't blame me, blame the blasted kerosene fumes!! Avicus: you'd think they'd be gone by now. Manta: one would think. I wanted you gone hours ago. Avicus: *piercing glare* Manta: *blank stare* Tao: *freezes there* Avicus: ...to quote Stephen Wright, "When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child . . . eventually." Manta: your neanderthal sense of humor appalls me, but you have good taste in comedians, so here's another one; "I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. One day I got a call from a guy in France who said, 'Cut it out!'" Avicus: hah! that is funny. Tao: *amused bubbling* Avicus: ok, now I'm sure we're contributing to the problem of the NES's lack of structure. Manta: good point... but it would appear there are no ongoing conversations now, so... I've got nothing. Whoever wants to start a conversation, I'll join. Avicus: How dull. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Manta: quick note, no one has the right to accuse me of "randomly spawning" Tao. I've been using him in my short stories, and some other accounts I have, for over a year. I've just now decided to use him here.
VISE: hey zlith I am done with the challange. zlith: you realy have a bad case of honor. VISE: honor no way I just was feeding the hardcore creature I am. LUKE: ROOOOOOOOOOAR zlith: OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GET SO HUGE LUKE: the editor made me a whole bunch older but to make sense I was so smart I made a time machine and went back in time a whole bunch then I waited till now. man king Aurthur is mean I was just randomely eating cows then they send some guy with a rocksword to kill me. VISE: but I thought he killed the dragon LUKE: O no we had ... a gentleman's agreement I pretended to die and he promised protection from those wizerds. zlith: wizards are n00bs VISE: so how old are you LUKE: 2000 zlith: WOAH! VISE: thats 20 in human years LUKE: yup another 100 years and I can drink.
Jalex13: Youre a wizard? Amir: I AM! Jalex13: OMGOMGOMGOMG lets play D'nD!. Amir: ok Jalex13: CAN I BE A ZOMBETIC NINJA UNICORN!?!?!?!? Amir: No, but you can be a ninja.. Jalex13: NO. NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO BE A ZOMBETIC NINJA UNICORN WITH PWETTYFUL FAIRIE WINGS!!!! Amir: oh god. Jalex13: hey zlith do u want to play 2?
"People are crazy." F: Yeah... wtf up with all this random nonsense about DnD, stereotypical english dragons, and pwettyful fairie wings... "Seriously, that's not unsane. Just nonsensical blah." F: Blah? "I kinda forgot the word I was gonna put there." F: Huh. Ok. Gigi stopped sniffing me. "Oh really?" F: Yeah, he's moved on to biting/pecking. I hope you're happy, SP. "I'm sure he is."
LUKE VISE zlith and the editor simultaneously: NO!!! LUKE:*incinerates dungeons and dragons* VISE:*turns to bestial hybrid and unleashes his rage on dungeons and dragons* zlith: *punches dungeons and dragons in the face* *(smites dungeons and dragons)*
manta: quite frankly, the fine line between idiocy and humor has been crossed several times on this thread alone. Avicus: you've done it yourself. Manta: I have, and for that, I apologize. Tao: *nod of agreement* Avicus: we still haven't said anything funny... Manta: anything funny. Avicus: that's so cliche...
ha that bloke skye thinks she can kill me when god couldn't even splode my head wot wot
Skye: lulwut? Hahah! OMFG srsly yooz so funneh. Mah sidz r splitten! Jezz: Just.. no.
Skye: Oh mannnn.. you don't know how much I hate this thread. Nich, you're so brave to post in here and put up with this idiocy. Jezz: The NES is an idiocracy! Skye: Is that like a democracy, but for idiots? Jezz: Yuh huh, with the exception of Nich, Manta, Pazx and Alt.
LUKE: my my you all look like cattle from this height VISE: please don't eat me zlith: yah I can't tell if skye is mad or humored LUKE: either way I will good well enjoy incinerating the people who make fun of my blimey accent. *smiles a dragony smile (I can edit you small agean LUKE so don't make me mad)
LUKE: my my you all look like cattle from this height
N: And you look like burnt charred cinders after Skye and me are done with you. D: I'll finish the job. N: It's irritating reading posts that have no structure...and those that seem like a casual grammatically-wrong dialogue between two people. D: Certainly jezz, I am brave. N: Nothing will stop us...from posting here, oh no.
