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i chainsaw the tree

1 damage Total: -1 HP

I glue some bark back on the tree and paint it brown again.

The tree is already brown again and the bark doesn't hold.

I call the police on Mr.Wifle then they throw him in jail. Then I make turn myself into a superhero with a death-ray. I use my Death-ray on the tree. Now the tree is just a pile of ashes.
this game isn't hard...

People... TRUdog, you're banned. People, this ban list is going too fast. Stop or else!

I throw a bunch of grenades into the trees branches.

A gigantic explosion occurs and a whole large branch falls off. -1200 HP total damage: -1201 HP

i throw the grenades back at wigginometry

The grenades are already gone!

rpg time rocket prpeld granade

Another boom! And -500 HP total damage: -1701 HP

I send the tree to god where no one could find it

bluydee thats asking for a ban

Lets keep it cool, okay? Bluydee, don't say things like that. this game is based on reality.

Im going to do something to it if my att-I mean help works

But id didn't, okay?

I drill holes in the tree and drain the sap out of the trunk

Suddenly a large wood chip clots the machine and it breaks. Damage: 50 HP Total Damage: -1751 HP

I give the tree my MSN xD

Nice to see Firetail here, but a tree can't use MSN. It's a tree, don't forget.

Updated rules, please read!!

No nukes.
No memes
No chuck Norris or any celebrity
No posting own damage
No black holes
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No healing the tree
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
No death rays
You can't kill the tree in one single move(Unless the tree is almost dead)
No moving the tree

Bold rules are the important ones, and will result in instant ban)

Because this is a tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with the Brick Wall.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

How do you befriend the tree? Simply start as an environmentalist, and go ranting about why trees shouldn't be cut down. If I find you good enough, you can become a lawyer and sue people. You can't simply say 'I sue you' and deal out damage, but rather use facts to support it.

Here is something you must know: A tree can do what only a tree can do. It won't do anything except grow and be damaged. It can't talk or move or attack, but it may evolve. Do not try to help the tree like it was a human.

Current status:

HP: 999,998,148
Climate: Raining and no sunlight

Dead users:

afroninja1723 (Banned)
TRUdog(Banned)