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âIf God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's gettingâ - Jack Handy
"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." - Jack Handy
"The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge." - B. Russell
Quotes I created: "the minimap is your friend" "that witch is never used is never gained" "each to his own and the world a better place"
Other quotes: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
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