Btw, I do think the thread title is funny. If it had been followed up by a nice long OP filled with nonsensical randomness and people posting in the thread hadn't been spamming, I would have laughed and moved it to the art section.
As stated from Zophia on the last randomness thread. So then, without further ado, IT'S THE HAPPY BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR SHOW! He comes, he goes, he always is addicted on crack, for he IS LEGEND! Sometimes werewolves come up to my door and leave me a flaming treat, the sad part is that it always smells. It's oh so tasty to eat though! What's tasty? Subway of course! I mean, what's moar betterer than subway? MOAR SUBWAY, THAT'S WHAT! If you think that this OP has way too many exclamation marks, guess what I have to say? EXCLAMATION MARK!!!!!!
Because that's just how the cookie crumbles, it falls on your head and then it ferments there, eventually turning you and your children into BDSM slaves. Yes, the collars do leave scars, so hide you children, go into the attic, THE NAZI'S ARE HERE!!! Hitler hasn't come back from the dead you dolt, HE BUILT A TIME MACHINE! Basically meaning, we're screwed because he brought those 3 rabbi's on a bus and a ROBOT DINOSAUR THAT SHOOT BEAMS WHEN THEY ROAR?!
Which reminds me, how bout that airline food eh? I mean, why can't the comedians just leave it alone? Yeah, we know it's terrible but people put their time, effort, and microwave into/on it! It's not cool to be trashing the food just because you think it tastes like mule balls. Now I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "Did I leave the oven on?". Now let me just tell you that whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right.
Well, your cat isn't very alert. Its ears are folded down. Most people who play video games are totally alert and energized. Or did you just cut its ears off?
Because random is always about the random that random is always about.
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Well, your cat isn't very alert. Its ears are folded down. Most people who play video games are totally alert and energized. Or did you just cut its ears off?
It was only the title of a video game.
On another note, my cat ALWAYS watches TV if there is animals on it.
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well you think yo randomness iz better den meh randomnissity? U BE WRONG!!! aRGH
my randomness is so random that when randomly randomizing anything randomly random it randomizes itself randomly with its randomness powers of random! BURNNNNNNN
um... how did we get from randomnessity to cats playing a game to elephants [insert colorful word]? haha wow this is pretty random i must say. well since were talking about elephant dicks i might as well say french people have the biggest ones.
my randomness is so random that when randomly randomizing anything randomly random it randomizes itself randomly with its randomness powers of random! BURNNNNNNN
Yes but my random out-randoms any aspect of your random with a random made of pure random inside randomness in random of randomization randomixtress! random.
