Btw, I do think the thread title is funny. If it had been followed up by a nice long OP filled with nonsensical randomness and people posting in the thread hadn't been spamming, I would have laughed and moved it to the art section.
As stated from Zophia on the last randomness thread. So then, without further ado, IT'S THE HAPPY BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR SHOW! He comes, he goes, he always is addicted on crack, for he IS LEGEND! Sometimes werewolves come up to my door and leave me a flaming treat, the sad part is that it always smells. It's oh so tasty to eat though! What's tasty? Subway of course! I mean, what's moar betterer than subway? MOAR SUBWAY, THAT'S WHAT! If you think that this OP has way too many exclamation marks, guess what I have to say? EXCLAMATION MARK!!!!!!
Because that's just how the cookie crumbles, it falls on your head and then it ferments there, eventually turning you and your children into BDSM slaves. Yes, the collars do leave scars, so hide you children, go into the attic, THE NAZI'S ARE HERE!!! Hitler hasn't come back from the dead you dolt, HE BUILT A TIME MACHINE! Basically meaning, we're screwed because he brought those 3 rabbi's on a bus and a ROBOT DINOSAUR THAT SHOOT BEAMS WHEN THEY ROAR?!
Which reminds me, how bout that airline food eh? I mean, why can't the comedians just leave it alone? Yeah, we know it's terrible but people put their time, effort, and microwave into/on it! It's not cool to be trashing the food just because you think it tastes like mule balls. Now I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "Did I leave the oven on?". Now let me just tell you that whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right.
wow, ur very talented in the art of randomness. teach me master. *bow*
Speaking the word "random" does not make one random, what comes from random is what comes from the soul. For the frenchbread rained from the sky, and we had a good taste of it all. We ate the cheese of heaven and then threw it up, for it was too rich for our malevolent tastebuds. It was an evil sight indeed, as we threw our extreme guts to the wall, scaring the living hell out of every single human in sight.
Then god struck a lightning bolt made of butane and monkeys, and the human race was no more. He called butane Noah's arc, and it destroyed all of mankind. God looked upon the wreckage of Noah's arc and then spat upon it, just to laugh and then go read some pornography. He realised, however, that porn was MADE by humans, and he'd have to bring them back in order to continue his fapping. Thus he swept his hand and everything living from Noah's arc was even more living, to where they all joined in a gigantic GROUP ORGY.
oh well there once lived a dinosaur named harold who liked to eat veggiecreamcheese and republicans. the republicans began to go extinct so they clung onto gay rights advocits and drank there martinies which turned them into mexican jews with rainbow beards.
there beards jumped off there faces and wrote a book called "Stormbreaker".
and then they killed themselves and caused the big bang and the world was born.
yea it is pretty cool, i only got to the 4th or 5th book though. te-he-he.
now back to the randomness. i wanna go to friendlys yaya! has anyone seen that commercial? friendlys is coolio. i wonder if china has a friendlys. did i mention im obsessed with mormons? Go mormons!!
to where they all joined in a gigantic GROUP ORGY.
Once, the king of greasy bratwursts was sitting in his yellow house when the rug on his ceiling thsat was made out of nachos started doing cross-stitch sowing. They made a gun out of silk, then shot the man. Bunnyrabbits and Kirby leaped out of his nostrils, then he farted and Nolan Gardipe wrote something about a group orgy. Then, Strop (the character, not the mod) yelped, "it's times like these that put the 'best' in bestiality!" Then, Strop the person facepalmed so much at Alt's immaturity that a bogan cyborg named kingryan exploded in a prolific bouquet of pizza sauce, before coming into his true character, with his mini-mouse, and also got pissed at Alt for using the wrong character. Then, Clinton was discovered sleeping with Kate Blanchett and the entire world exploded out of immaturity.
~~The liquid trickled down his throat as it saturated his senses. He then died. The wind blew against his dead body and spread the fowl smell of fecal matter into the moist air. A murder of crows then proceded to feast on his insides, spilling frozen blood and intestines everywhere. A baby then crawled outside onto to the porch and saw the remains of his brother, now splattered on the patio and windows. The darkest crow, though all those crows were dark, grabbed the baby, ripped its face off, and threw it so far into the dark abysmal that not even satan could feast on it. The sun began to rise, it was a brand new day. The child awoke from a deep slumber, sweating and panting. It was only a dream, he thought. He then touched his neck and felt a liquid drip down. THE END.
The baby, banished upon the dark abysmal in a vortex in the depths of space, escaped the satanic hold of the crow, after years of molestation and abuse. It's face was blistered with blood and another liquid, unfamiliar to him. It was yellow and smelled like pee, but was slightly different. The baby was now an adult. It was Harry Potter.
From where Winston stood it was just possible to read, picked out on its white face in elegant lettering, the three slogans of The Party: "War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength." The Ministry of Truth contained, it was said, three thousand rooms above ground level, and corresponding ramifications below. Scattered about London there were just three other buildings of similar appearance and size. So completely did they dwarf the surrounding architecture that from the roof of the Victory Mansions you could see all four of them simultaneously.
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Then the face of Big Brother faded away again, and instead the three slogans of the party stood out in bold capitol letters: "WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH" But the face of Big Brother seemed to persist for several seconds on the screen,as though the impact that it had made on everyone's eyeballs were too vivid to wear off immediately
Once, a molecular monkeyman, that went by the name of Jessica Cornmelon, ate some mold tinted with rainbow popstar poop. It tasted surprisingly good. A bit like George Bush dandruff and moose fur.
Coincidentally, those were the two ingredients in sarah palins ADHD meds.
One plus one eques the invariable defintion of the paradoxic term: x, where as x is the variabley invariable variable that may or may not invariably variabate to the situation at hand.
