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DDX
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An old favorite, I'm surprised nobody ever did this one or maybe they did and I just haven't found it.

Rule 1:
Answer the decision above you

Rule 2:
No blatant bad language, flaming, trolling, ect.

Rule 3:

Always post a decision for the person under you.

Rule 4:
Respect people's decisions, whether they are trying to be funny or just think that way.


For example:

DDX: would you rather wake up to a cockroach sucking on your ear? or 2 rats making love on your stomach.

LuciferSatanis:
2 rats making love on my stomach.

Would you rather chew glass? or sit bare bottom on a barbeque grill.

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I shall go first

Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).

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DDX
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50 head bangs rawk it out mutha effer!

yea got a hard head, totally a requirement for being a doctor... though metaphorically speaking.

Would you rather die and find out heaven is a hoax? or die and find that hell has barbeque?

DDX
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Underwear in the arctic! My junk packs heat!...... oh gosh...


would you rather be grossly obese (so fat that plastic surgery just won't fix you) and very, very rich (we're talking billions baby)? or dirt poor and very fit (lets say "jacked&quot

driejen
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how can you be poor if your very rich? id be very fit and seduce ppl into giving me stuff like food and cars xD

yould you rather swallow a watermelon whole or shove it up your but?

driejen
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sorry, i meant "how can u be poor if your very fit" :P

PanoNeji
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shallow it whole.

would u rather play The Last Stand 2 or Sonny 2?

TRUdog
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Sonny 2

Would you rather play Find the hay in the needle stack until you find the hay...or... be have random people do chinese water torture on you

thisisnotanalt
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Chinese Water Tprture! I would take naps.
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Would you rather get slowly bludgeoned to death by triscuits or be forced to go to a Cher concert with no earplugs?

Pazx
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Die. Duh.

Would you rather kill me or let me do it myself?

thisisnotanalt
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Depends on our method. . . .

Would you rather take a nap or go to a loud party?

loloynage2
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Take a nap.

Would you rather kill somebody or that somebody kill you

DDX
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duh kill somebody!

would you rather drink liquid cheese, or eat solid gravy?

bonus: you get heart attacks with either one

Sarthra21
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I would drink liquid cheese.(I HATE gravy)

Would you rather be stupid and hot, or smart and ugly?

Infantryman123
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Smart and ugly. Wits come first.


Would you rather die in a hole, buried? Or be a lunatic your whole life.

DDX
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ugh... you would die both ways... I guess punched o_o less deathly painful

Would you rather be constipated when you use the restroom? or able to let the stuff flow freely, but at a wrong time (like you can't control it).

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.... I dont know. Maybe constipated?

Would you rather...Lick up someone elses vomit, or let someone pee in your mouth and swallow it?

Hah!

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