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DDX
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An old favorite, I'm surprised nobody ever did this one or maybe they did and I just haven't found it.

Rule 1:
Answer the decision above you

Rule 2:
No blatant bad language, flaming, trolling, ect.

Rule 3:

Always post a decision for the person under you.

Rule 4:
Respect people's decisions, whether they are trying to be funny or just think that way.


For example:

DDX: would you rather wake up to a cockroach sucking on your ear? or 2 rats making love on your stomach.

LuciferSatanis:
2 rats making love on my stomach.

Would you rather chew glass? or sit bare bottom on a barbeque grill.

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I shall go first

Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).

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Xoran
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Walk over hot coals barefoot. Seems Less painful.

Would you rather be burned to death or drown?

DDX
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drowning is most definitely less painful.


Would you rather eat till you died from eating too much, or starve to death O_O; .

the_manta
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eating till I die seems MUCH more satisfying.

would you rather beat up a little girl, or get beat up by a large woman?

DDX
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being over 18... and that classifying me as an adult, beating up little girls could net me a few years in prison for attempted rape, assault, secksual hair-ass-ment (sexual harassment). (plus being a mentlegen (gentlemen) I don't hit girls.

I choose getting beaten up by the manlier woman.


Would you rather go blind from looking at the sun, or get cataracts.

Gregbyte
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Cataracts, because then I know I have them and they can be surgically cured

Would you rather have an iPod Touch with £100 pounds to spend on all the apps you want or an iPhone.

the_manta
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the first one, since the pound is worth more than the dollar here, I'll have even more money when I exchange it.

would you rather live in the Sahara Desert or the Arctic Tundra?

Kipdon
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Arctic Tundra, I'd blend in since I'm so pale!

Would you rather be locked in a dark closet with Michael Jackson or Chuck Norris?

Evilpumpkinman
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Michael Jackson=RAPE
or
Chuck Norris=SIDE KICK

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2056/2084264305_82025b4dd6_o.jpg
or
http://traceyricksfoster.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/michael-jackson-neverland.jpg

CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Would you rather jump into a pile of SHi...poop!!!!
or
swim in a pool of PiS...wee!!!!

thepossum
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cliff


would you rather get an endless rick roll or have to listen to the same sucky song constantly for the rest of your life?

Xoran
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Get an endless Rick Roll...(You can get used to it)

Would you rather be a digimon, or pokemon?

mitnev
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mitnev
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A Digimon so people wouldn't catch me in a stupid cramped ball..>.>

Would you rather wrestle with a porcupine or an electric eel?

EpicGuy
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An electric eel

Would you rather Michael Jackson nude or Madonna nude?

EpicGuy
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EDIT: Would you rather SEE Michael Jackson nude or Madonna nude?

the_manta
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a nude Madonna would poke my eyes out... Jackson would poke me EVERYWHERE else. *shudder*

since I'm straight, Madonna.

would you rather have to go to middle school for all eternity or be geriatric for all eternity?

hiimawesome
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i dont know what the other one is (but i dont wanna find out) so middle school

would you rather be a gamer for the rest of eternity (living at age 23) or be an awesome game programmer living at age 23 for eternity?

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