This topic is the ONLY place in which any nonsense or off topic posts/discussions should take place. It was originally built to accommodate veteran members of the forum, but all or welcome. Have fun and happy posting!
The only way for this to be locked is if we as members make it to be. Just keep posting lengthy comments, up to 1-2 sentences at minimum, and evverything will be fiiine....
Exactly there may be no real topic to the thread but most of the posts are a good length.
"Irelands worst air disaster occured last night. A 2 seat Cessna crashed into a cemetry. Search and rescue volunteers have so far found 1826 bodies but are expecting that figure to rise as they search though the night" Tommy Cooper
Reminds me of a joke I heard...went something like this.
A man wanted to go to a costume party. Unfortunately he felt his choices were limited because he was a) balding b) was missing a leg and had a wooden prosthetic. So he wrote to a fancy-dress company and had them do the work for him. They sent him a monk's habit in the mail, and told him it would go perfect with his bald patch. He got offended and wrote them a letter blasting them for making fun of his hair (or lack thereof.)
So they sent him a cutlass and a spotted handkerchief, and explained that he could cover his head, and since he had a wooden leg, going as a pirate would be perfect. Once again, he got offended and wrote a letter blasting them for being insensitive about his prosthetic.
Finally, the day before the costume party was due, he received a big jar of syrup and a note that read: "Empty the jar of syrup over your head, stick your wooden leg up your a** and go as a toffee apple!"
A taxi man stopped his cab for a nun. He fetched her to her destination, stopping outside a brightly lit house. Just as she opened the door, the man asked her. He said:
'Sister, I have always had a wish of kissing a nun. Would you allow me to do so?'
The nun thought for a while and said 'Yes'.
After a quick embrace and kiss, the man started crying.
'Sister I have sinned. I'm not a Catholic and I'm married he siad.'
The nun replied without a moment's hesitation.
'That's alright. My name's Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party.'
All this talk of costumes reminded me. I'm going to a fancy dress party in a few weeks, and I can go as anything beginning with an 'M' or a 'P'. Any suggestions?
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Costume update, I have had suggestions to go as a number of things, from various friends, all of which I think are a little contraversial/distasteful, namely Madeline Mckan, Baby P or a paedophile. So far, I think I'll go as a pirate.
all of which I think are a little contraversial/distasteful, namely Madeline Mckan, Baby P or a paedophile. So far, I think I'll go as a pirate.
mmm... pirates are so distasteful. I think baby P would be a bit harsh but you could always mumble the P. If you go as a paedophile I have some tips at my school there have been , well... 3 and a half (the last one was fored for fiddling.... with exams but he was weird) peadophiles all of them were ICT teachers. So you can take a lap top with you lol.
