14. ? I don't know who, or what Princess Elise, but I make her read, bad, long, stupid, weird, fail-drama STORIES!!
"I like pie" said Steve the Dragon. "But Why, why must you Steve, why?" Said the princess in a shower of tears."Because.. 'cause the uh,"*gulps*" The Tea Goblin, okay!"replies Steve who is also, in a shower of tears."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Said the princess."What are you doing with that Dragon!" said the prince. "I shall slay him for you.""NO" Shouted the princess, Cindy."What, Why?"Said Jake the prince. "I, I, love him..." said Cindy. "WHAT,WHAT,Y--YOU- WHAT HIM!!"Bursted Jake. "I love him" Cindysaid fearfully."If you love him so much, then, uh, then-wait, you don't still love me, right?"Said Jake "Right"Said Cindy. "Good, I shall slay him for you"Said jake with a devilish grin. Steve heard, and when Jake wasn't ready (most always) He burnt him to a crisp.
"Woah, Awesome!" Exclaimed Cindy.They then flew off and thought of what they would do with there powers of charm, and murdering.They talked it over for a while, and they soon realized they would gain world domination."To your house" Shouted Cindy. Steve gave her a puzzled look, "House?" He said in confusion. "Place where you live and sleep." Said Cindy."OOOOOh, my snarfawitz." Said Steve
"Hi killers" said Jake. "Wha--what, who is the-- that voice."Said Cindy very fearfully."It's me, Jake don't you regognize my voice?"said Jake"Of Course I do, but where are you?"said Cindy "In Heaven, DERP. I'm an angel" Said Jake the angel who had his name changed to Robert by God."Oh, Duh can you came on our journey to gain world domination?"Said Cindy. Robert replied,"I can't leave heaven, but i could be a star for you, and I probely shouldn't help with world domination."."Oh"sighed Cindy "Well, bye?""Yes I can come!" said Robert gleefully. And together, Steve the dragon, Cindy the princess, and Jake the prince who got killed, and had his named changed to Robert and also is guiding the others as a star, set off to gain world domination.
First Trial John said,"Hiya I'm the evil warlord, what do you want with me?""World Domination, want to come with?"said Cindy "Sure" Replied John.
Second Trial Fred said "Sup, Wadd'ya want?""World Domination, You in?"said Cindy."WHAT, NOO, I SHALL KILL AND SLAY YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS!!" Shouted Fred. He was burnt to a crisp, and is now helping as a star.
Third Trial. Barack(Obama) said,"Hi what do you wan-DROGON OMG DRAGON WTF DRANGON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ABONDON THE US RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OMG DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOON!!!!"Cindy replied"World domination""AHHHHHH OH,SURE,YAH,WHATEVEEEEEEEER"Barack screemed. "Soooo, Uh, er we can have the US?" said Cindy "OMG DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOON, WHATEVERRR YOU SAY DRAGON MASTER!!!"said Barack."SWEET"Everyone shouted!"Okay 1 country down,somewhere around 100 to go, =D" Said Cindy.
Fourth trial "Leave us aloNE, leave us ALONE leave US ALONE, leAVE US ALONE, LEAVE US ALONE!"Mysterious people shouted. "WTF OMG WTF OMG" we all shouted with a scared, but confused look on our faces. "They're here, THEY'RE HERE"They said *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THEY'RE HERE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WTFFFFF OOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG!!!" "We come in peace?", said Steve. "Ohh... THEY YOU SHALL DI"-"We want world domination" We all interupted the chief."Oh, um'he quieted his voice'can I come?"sure, but what about the'-"SHHHHH" "Ok, what about them?"Cindy said."Hopeless" Chief Max replied."Ohh, uh, er could we do something wit them, such as burn them to a crisp and make them angels or stars,I guess, like Robert and Fred?"said Cindy "Sure" Max replied. "1, 2, 3, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAH" we shouted.The angry mob was now burnt to a crisp, and turned into angels...
