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A fairly new religion, Pastafarianism was created by prophet Robert Henderson after a battle with the evil creationists in the Education Board of Kansas in 2005.
Pastafarians believe in the one, true god. The Flying Spaghetti Monster [pictured below]
...And his holy book, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Which includes eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts".
Pastafarians believe that the FSM created the Universe after a night of heavy drinking. Top scientists have concluded that Earth's flaws were due to the FSM being drunk. The FSM actually planted the 'evidence' for evolution to test Pastafarian's faith.
Heaven and hell have, good beer and stale bear, respectively.
Instead of saying 'Amen' like ordinary, ridiculous religions, Pastafarians say 'RAmen'.
Pirates are absolute divine beings and the original Pastafarians. Their image as thieves and outcasts is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishna's. Pirates were in fact peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will who distributed candy to small children, and modern pirates are in no way similar to the fun-loving buccaneers from history.
Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19. Ghost pirates are also believed to be responsible for all the mysterious lost ships and planes of the Bermuda Triangle.
In addition, top scientists from around the world have concluded, through years of extensive testing, that Globaling Warming, is in fact caused by the lack of Pirates. Notice the chart.
Besides, look at Somalia. They have the most pirates in the world, and also the smallest amount of carbon emissions.
Over the years, Pastafarianism has grown mainstream. Many churches and people throughout all corners of the globe have converted to Pastafarianism. Members include famous people such as Richard Dawkins, Barack Obama, Yakooza99k, and even Vince Schlomi.
One of our historical members, Leonardo da Vinci, painted a portrait which gained support from around Europe for the FSM. Pictured below is a copy of his famous portrat of the Flying Spaghetti Monster touching his finger.
This thread was made for a discussion of the Pastafarian religion.
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