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jpd195
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Nomad

feel free to say any quotes you know..

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Pixie214
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Peasant

"The world is like a ride at an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it, you think it's real, because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round and it has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud. And it's fun, for a while.

Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: 'Is this real? Or is this just a ride?' And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and they say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid - ever - because... this is just a ride.' And we kill those people.

'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride! Shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry; look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real.'

It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that - ever notice that? - and we let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because... it's just a ride, and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort. No worry. No job. No savings and money. Just a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy bigger guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.

Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, into a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense each year and, instead, spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would do many times over - not one human being excluded - and we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever. In peace."

Got this covered I think. This is a Bill Hicks quote and probably my favourite quote ever.

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

"5/4 of Americans don't know fractions."
"3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population."

The_AG_King
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324 posts
Nomad

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration."

steevo15
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Peasant

Here is one VERRRYY wise word.
















"DOH!" -Home Simpson








nuff said.

sunnyb
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Nomad

Uhoh. I know a bunch.

"You are remembered for the rules you break." -Douglas MacArthur

"Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are." Muhammad Ali

"What this country needs is more free speech worth listening to." -Hansell B. Duckett

"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me." -Ayn Rand

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." -Alber Einstein

"I have never met a man so ingorant I couldn't learn something from him." -Galileo Galilei

Xrunner
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Nomad

"When hungary, eat your rice. When tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me but wise men will know what I mean."

-Lin Chi

Jrmagic
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Nomad

"Luck is when preparation meets opportunity."

-Brittany Murphy

It was probably said by someone earlier, but Brittany is the only person I know who said it.

HiddenDistance
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Peasant

"It's not casual sex if I'm wearing a Top Hat"

-Stephen Colbert.

samdawghomie
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Peasant

"Did I do that?"

- Steven Q. Urkel

kacboy
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Nomad

"Do or do not there is no try"

-Yoda

Armony
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Armony
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Nomad

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that know binary, and those that don't."

Deth666
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Nomad

"My new schoolmates threatened to kick the sh!t out of me when they heard my Scottish accent. I had one week to learn to speak like them if I wanted to remain intact. Course, I didn't take any notice. No-one railroads me, and it made me all the more determined to speak my own way. That's how I got my name, you know. The Bonny Scot, see?" â" Bon Scott

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when I fall into an open sewer and die." Mel Brooks

I'm gettin a lion to protect my stuff, why? dude u can get past a dog nobody f**ks with a lion

I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept"

The_AG_King
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Nomad

"I'll be back!"

I think we all know who said this..

Ricador
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Shepherd

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that know binary, and those that don't."


LMFAO.

"Yo dawg we heard yo and yo dawg like to yo you so we put yo dawg on a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yo's, dawg.
Ricador
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Shepherd

"3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population."


I'm still laughing after like a minute.

"It's not casual sex if I'm wearing a Top Hat"


I was on the floor laughing.
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