"Do a dance to this music. Submit your recording to youtube. I will assess you on how well you represent your character through costume and movement, and also give you a score on how humiliating I feel you found the experience."
a) Mail me a sample of your cooking such that it doesn't got stale on the plane. b) It arrives to me in good condition before the deadline. c) Tasting your cooking takes me on a journey that tells me what your character did for that round.
Then I'll consider it. But when we consider how likely any one of those three is let alone ALL three...no.
Tell you what, I'm going to procrastinate and be the rotten egg in all rounds.
There's a good reason I don't use the same bonus/penalties twice. Each round will have perks tailored specifically to them.
A video of vegetables and other kitchen items acting the role of characters, with poor-to-decent voice acting or subtitles explaining the less visual happenings? It may end up as a dish if enough veggies or eggs or other nommables are sliced up.
"Do a dance to this music. Submit your recording to youtube. I will assess you on how well you represent your character through costume and movement, and also give you a score on how humiliating I feel you found the experience."
Yeah... I prefer to kill myself, it's easier to walk 0.5 meters and jump. Trust me...
Also you forgot "drawing" and "singing" and "animating" are three other valid forms of entry in this tournament.
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Each round will have perks tailored specifically to them.
As long as you don't make us appear in the interwebz, fine by me.