...or we could, like, trick him into thinking he passed out from drunkenness and had a kind of wild fling in his drunken state by planting some alcohol by his unconscious bdy and putting a heart shaped tattoo that says "Lucy" or perhaps an even more lul-inducing name and then get Carlie in on the whole deal and trick him into thinking he's going to be temp-banned for the whole ordeal.
Hmm . . . yaknow, I've always wondered what kind of underwear he wears under that ninja suit. Let's steal his ninja suit and move him into the middle of a crowded street. We could also shave him and blame him for assault.
I've always wondered what kind of underwear he wears under that ninja suit.
Upon taking a closer look, you discover that Strop's hip-hop outfit is complete. That is to say that he's wearing non-descript boxers that are clearly visible because his cargo pants are riding that low. Deeeeeez nuts.
Of course, if you did this, I'd be hard-pressed to find some plausible plot hook that doesn't result in the WoM being suspended :\\\\
Then you leave me no choice. Strop must shoot one of us. It is too good an opportunity to pass up. Are you sure it would count? If he's out cold, I don't see that he would be firing an arrow with the intent of piercing a living creature. Isn't the intent what matters?
<OOC> I am lost. What the heck is going on? Who are these people?
Quick update: Bullman just volunteered to be shot.
Yes, that's the first thing you see when you notice Strop's pants are pulled down, unless you're attacking from the rear. But that's a risky move when attacking a ninja or a horse, or in this case, both.
Who are these people?
The blank one with the big number next to his name is "Strop", the handsome black-skulled hero is "Ernie", who is also merely a guest, and you are "Gantic", some kind of rabbit apparently...
Strop must shoot one of us.
Shoot me! I'm just a guest and it will save the lives of the other two! Not to mention it would waste a bullet.
Moegreche, lost, sullen, and without a purpose after being de-modded, finds a rubber band of power on aisle 3 at Staples. It gives +3 to agility and +5 to strength. Holding the rubber band of power like a slingshot, Moegreche loads a paper clip of penetration (ignores any armor buffs) and prepares to shoot Strop directly into his left arm. Bring it on, beeeyach.
>:O But moe, you're a brain in a jar. How can you prime a rubber band!?
Manipulation of lesser beings, AKA us.
Holding the rubber band of power like a slingshot, Moegreche loads a paper clip of penetration (ignores any armor buffs) and prepares to shoot Strop directly into his left arm.
Why his left arm? Why not his right...
<OOC> I am lost. What the heck is going on? Who are these people?
