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dudeguy45
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Inspired by jezz.


You can't beat water. Not with fire. Land will only adsorb it, only to make devastating landslides. Ice only will make water tougher. The Kingdoms try and move it with their tin cans, only making a problem somewhere else. This is why, when i was on the brink of death, i chose water to empower me. Now, loneliness scares me more than death. Without Water, i would be another farmer, soon to be engulfed in floods. The castle can't protect themselves from my immense power, and what many brave knights don't understand, is that, I am immortal. Arrows go strait through me. Sword are useless. Even if they attack me while sleeping in my coastal hut, they can not kill me.

They do not understand why I am ruthless, why I constantly drown out the kingdom. It is because the King betrayed me. I had done him a job, working in his castle, and he treated me like a slave. Denied me ever working for him. So now I must kill him. So no one ever gets shunned like that again.

But I do not only plan my vengeance, with my powers comes forever caring for sea life. I am constantly asked to get a crab out of a fisherman's net or escort baby turtles into the waters.

But one day, i hear a rustling in the trees and out appear 5 heavily armored knights. Each with vibrant flags and horses, they yell "We have come under decree of King Andrew the IV, and are here to kill you." As they approach, I lift my hand up, and with it comes the whole sea behind me. "You prepared to come here with armor, you thought it would protect you, but with one million pounds of water on you, it will only kill you quicker. Back off now, I do not want to kill you. It is the king that i would like to release every shark and lobster on." They looked at each other, and one dressed in royal blue said "We accept you terms." And they whipped their horses and trotted away. I put the body of water down, and sat down. This happens every week or so, and I have become a master in the art of intimidation.

I am also well acquaintance with the sky, and receive messages of the kingdoms doings every so often. On day a dove comes to me and says "The kingdom's army is on its way here with 3 catapults and about 100 soldiers, heavily armed!" I thank the bird, a lay down. About 30 minutes later, I here something of a stampede of animals and see a giant projectile on fire land about 60 yard from me. As i saunter closer into the woods, I see giant catapults firing towards me and 100 knights galloping towards me. I douse the ground with thousands of gallons of water so it is much like shallow quicksand. I fall back, and watch all the steeds get knee-deep in mud. The knight get off their horses, but are stuck too. Now for the catapults. Much of the forest around me is in flames, and more fire balls are coming. I quickly get about 100 square feet of water and throw it toward the catapults. The sheer force breaks them like saplings. The knight have taken off their armor now and are retreating. As for the horses, I will tend to them now. I put out the forrest fire, and take out all the water from the drenched ground. I set them free, and lay down on the beach once again. There is steam everywhere. Like I said, you can't beat water.

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dudeguy45
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Oh flamin now, are we? I bet you a vegetarian.

the_manta
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Oh flamin now, are we? I bet you a vegetarian.


lolwut?

Don't be flaming, guize. I'll pull out my fire hose.
dudeguy45
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No, it said "Dudeguy is a vegetarian, and no one can make him change."

the_manta
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Oh, oh, OOOOH... nowz I'z getz itz. I like your entry, excluding the few grammatical entries. But I can get past 'em.

Also, I posted a new story in mah thread. Feel free to check it out, dudeguy.

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erm... I meant errors... not grammatical entries... :P

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HellBender Part 1

They call him âHellBenderâ. He is the most low-life human to ever walk the streets of America. And itâs my job to find him. Using any weapons possible, kill Hellbender.

This is only because he was the crook in a mass murder of more than 50 at a train station, still for reasons unknown. Also, countless arson, robberies and kidnappings have put him on FBIâs most wanted list. At place number one.


I am detective Chalmers, Lead detective for homicidal investigations at the FBI. With intricate satellites, GPSs and spying, we have found HellBenderâs secret hideaway, and I have an army of 25 soldiers to hunt down HellBender, and ultimately kill him.


Sketchy, I know.

Thanks manta, for the âdetectiveâ idea.

Actually, the Hellbender is a salamander type that can reach up to lengths of 2ft.

the_manta
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*headscratch*

Sounds more like a bounty hunter.

But I like where this is goin- Zomg! I need to write the next part of my story!

*procrastinating*

anyway, gud luck with that, Dude.

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Gosh darnit, manta, ya beat me to it again.


~Dudeguy's dislikes~

*A crappy drum entry in a song
*people who think they are tough
*people who say lol when they don't laugh
*cous cous (a type of rice, nasty)
*tomatoes
*a dead battery- on anything
*a printer without ink
*On TV, the computer generated laughter
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Part 2 of "HellBender" soon!

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Since manta insists I write my own story, here is a "tweener" (in between other stories). It is a dark humor.

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Not supposed to happen, folks.


~THE CD~

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Accidentally pressing enter. Sorry.

~THE CD~


One day Phil and Marco were walking at their local park, chatting, enjoying the fall breeze, when they come across a CD that simply says STAPLES That was easy. Curios, and being quite the computer whiz, they bring it to their house and insert it into their computer. After loading, the computer just shuts down. Unable to fix it, Marco comments, "lets give it a night."

The next morning the two men find their lounge door firmly shut. After repeatedly slamming into the door, Phil gets a crowbar from his toolbox and cracks the door open.

When they gaze into their once cozy computer room, the men see a countless number of different colored wires, hard drives and LED lights flashing. Suddenly, a white, pix elated face appears on the monitor, saying, " Greetings. You have installed house-xplode virus kit. Your house will detonate in five hours." The men go into a panic, running to try and call 911 and The geek squad. But to their dismay, the find their front door barricaded, windows blocked by iron curtains and phone lines down. After a period of silence, the daunted boys start blaming each other for bringing the CD home. Then quit quarreling, and decide they should try to dismantle the evil computer.

Marco gets his 9mm. pistol, and Phil grabs his handy hatchet. Phil takes a whack at a few wires, but is electrically shocked. With Phil on the ground in pain, Marco aims at the monitor and fires, but the bullet ricochets back and gets him in the foot. With both men injured, the crawl downstairs and decide plan B would be to gather some food and get to the farthest place from the computer. With Marco counting down to destruction, and Phil in a fetal position, they see wires slowly snaking down the basement stairs. with 2 minutes left, the men stay still and do not dare move. With a computerized voice from upstairs saying "Thank you. Please, use us again. Goodbye!" A white flash, and an explosion was heard from the other side of town. Police investigations are still going on.

Detective Johnson, finds a CD at the crime scene of the two mens death, and thinks he mine as well slip it in his computer.

Morale of the story: never buy from staples.

the_manta
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It's entertaining, Dudeguy! Just... start working on your grammar, okay? Other than that, good story.

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haha I like the CD story, that was pretty funny. Hellbender is good, I would definitely like to see the end of that. Keep up the awesome writing, you are very good at this.

btw, like the_manta said, you should work on spelling and grammar. Perhaps before you post it, run a spell check on it in Microsoft Word, or another word processor that you have.

dudeguy45
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I have firefox, auto check, i guess its the grammar, which it does not check.

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Lol. I like 'The CD'. I gonna run out and get some popcorn for future stories.

*runs to the front door*

Uh-oh. Mom?

Yea?

Did you download anything?

Actually, i bought a great new game at staples today, thought you might like it.

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