Try to knock someone dead with your sense of humor just keep it PG-13 and It can only be a blone joke. I myself am blonde so I can't take any responsability for someones hurt feelings because I laugh at my self!!! If there is any kind of misbehavore I will have this forum locked!
I'll Start...
When a blonde throws a grenade at you what do you do? Pull the pin and throw it back!
At 12 am in the morning, a blonde and her husband were a sleep in bed. Then somebody called and she picked it up. On the other end a female voice asked "Is the coast clear?" The blonde then said "How am I supposed to know? That's 150 miles from here."
A man collapses in his living room. Blonde: Help! I think he's dead! Brunette: Hadn't you better make sure? Blonde: Ok. *Sounds of two gunshots* Blonde: He's dead.
Just about anything can be turned into a blonde joke.
okay so a blonde wanted to go to the sun. she thought that if she flew a rocket ship to the sun at night she wouldn't get burned up. so at night she flew the rocket into the sun and died.
One day, a man goes over to the next house to get some sugar. when he knocks on the door, he sees a blonde crying. He asks the blonde why she is crying. She replies," My mother just died" He comforts her and then leaves. The Next day, he goes over again and shes her crying again. He asks whats wrong. She replies," I just talked to my sister and her mother died too!"
A blond, a burneete, and a redhead are all trapped on a island five miles from land. they decide to swim back to shore the burnette and the redhead make it and the blond swims halfway says "its to far" and swims back to the island
A blond is knitting a sweater while driving. A police officer gets over his megaphone and says "PULL OVER!" The blond replies with "No it's a sweater!"
