Try to knock someone dead with your sense of humor just keep it PG-13 and It can only be a blone joke. I myself am blonde so I can't take any responsability for someones hurt feelings because I laugh at my self!!! If there is any kind of misbehavore I will have this forum locked!
I'll Start...
When a blonde throws a grenade at you what do you do? Pull the pin and throw it back!
a blonde is driving in a new $100,000 corvette then out of nowhere a tree pops up she swerves and crashes into a brick wall. a cop comes and asked her what happened. she tells him about the tree then the cop says "that was your air freshener."
You may go on to the internet to find the jokes if you want to! heres a good site for them: http://www.coolblondejokes.com/ the site looks really girly but its got good jokes anyways
one day a blond brunette and red head were at a farm stealing stuff
they hear the farmer comin they each hide behind some thing
the farmer goes over to the cow and says are you behind there ? the brunette whos behin there says moo! moo! so the farmer did nt notice her
he then went over to the chicken says are u in there ?
the ginger whos behind there says bawk! bawk! so the farmer dosent think shes behind there he then goes to the potatoes and say are u behind the potatoes
the blonde whos behind the potatoes dosent want to get caught so she says potatoe! potatoe!
its hard to say over the comp but its the best i can do
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
Blonde at Football Game A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
A blond walks in to see a manager about getting a job. The manager realizes that the blond is wearing head phones. So the manager ask the blond to take the head phones off. But the blond said she couldnt take them off or she'd die. He asked her again and the reply was the same. This went on for several minutes. Finally, the manager rips the headphones off, and the blond...dies. The manager, wondering what was playing over the head phones that was so importint, put the head phones on and hears:
Breath in...Breath out...Breath in...Breath out... --- A blond, brunette, and a red head find a magical mirror. A plaque says that if you say something, and its true, you get a million bucks. If its not true, then you get sucked in the mirror for all eternity. The Brunette walks up an says "i think im the smartest person in the world!" and gets sucked in the mirror. The red head walks up to the mirror and says "i think im the hottest person in the world!" and gets sucked into the mirror. The blond walks up to the mirror and says "i think..." and gets sucked into the mirror.
