The result of overpopulation in the NES was not a good one. Thre unsanity was stretched thin, and lost on most. Only Alt, Chill, Pierce and Mary, Pickle and Shack, and DB still carried it with them, keeping it close to their minds. They left progressively as they tired of the boredom. . . . P: We're finally out. . . . Alt: Yeah. . .being the god of the NES was too much. I'll let that place kick it's own ass as it's dying. M; Heh, yeah. *slaps P* P: What was that for? M: . . . . P: . . . . Chill: Another ellipsis battle. M: . . . . P: . . . . Alt: They never end. M: . . . . P: . . . . They left quietly from the NES, determined to never return to it. He let the people with randomness in their heads to change the paradigm- he would only check up rarely. Alt: We're out now. . .should we start something new? Chill: Maybe. . . . Alt: For those deemed unsane, they can continue here. When the Chronicle of the NES hits 100 pages, we shall let it die. They left, to return only rarely as long as the NES lived.
This is a restructure of the Neverending Story. Posts should be NES-style dialogue intermixed with relevant bits of prose. Unsanity and humor is appreciated, and is in fact the entire core and purpose of the thread. All are welcome, unless they spend all of their time trying and epically failing to be funny and unsane through obstreperous randomness.
Jess: I think trying to be unsane kinda defeats the purpose. You have to be unsane to survive here. Theres no "attempting". Its pure unsanity to the hilt. Skye: Oh and you said insain anyways so... Jess: But nice try. And welcome! Skye: We're ona boat! Jess: I'm ona boat!
"Liability waiver? Isn't that for things that are potentially dangerous?" A: Please sign it so I can run awa-... I mean... Get back to my synchronized swimming classes with Manta. Yes, that's it... "I think I'll get Frank to sign it. He's a pirate, and they live for adventure and stuff, right?" A: I don't really care... I just want to leave this particular area... "Hey Frank! Get yer pirate-y a** up here!! I've got something for you to sign!" F: ...
Ma: So he took the bait? A: Well, He got frank to sign it. *RAWR* Ma: Uh-oh. Umm... let's say you were a Sky Pirate... and a Fish-Man gave you a potentially lethal package... How mad would you be? A: I'd go with pretty pissed. F: Why is there a tiger in this box?! How does that even work?! A: He's got a cutlass and a longbow, you know... Ma: I'm just going to be underwater for the rest of the time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I knew it was potentially dangerous!" *happy face* F: When I get my hands on that dirty, no good little carp... "You're gonna fillet him? I hope he's part catfish!" F: Oh, there might not be enough left to eat him... "Go get 'em, Frank!" *pulls out popcorn and lawn chair* F: *pulls out cutlass*
When I get my hands on that dirty, no good little carp...
Jess: Magikarp! Skye: Jeez... Jess: *splashes on the shore* Skye: Can we pllleeaasseee get back on the actual boat now? I'm sick of this beach. Jess: *prances about* Skye: Guize srsly. She's mental tired. Save me?
Ma: Unh, unh, unh... Read the fine print, Frank. F: *Puts on reading glasses* "By signing this waiver, you agree not to sue, harm, or filet the party who presents you with this package. By breaking the term of this waver, you present yourself with the threat of being Manta'd. " Well... dayumn. Ma: *Pulls out fire hose* *Fires it at Frank* And I am not a carp! A: Half human, half barracuda, one-hundred percent Manta. Ma: That's right. *Pulls out pokeball* *catches Jess* A: What are you going to do with that? Ma: Wait until she evolves into a Skye.
Jess: *muffled* Gahh noooo! Skye: Thankyou Manta! *rushes into the water to hug teh fish* Manta: *beams* Jess: *muffled* Heyyy... It's all red and shiny in hereee~ *trails off...* Skye: Shush. Wait to evolve. I'm starting to think people like me more than you. Jess: *muffled mumbles* I'm starting to not care..
C: You know...no one even noticed my absence...it appears that flying back to the shore took longer than I expected. P: You were playing Runescape on the ships navi-computer. C: I was not... P: Were too! C: *sigh* Fine...I was. J: So that explains why the ship hasn't been going straight. C: Ohh....sorry... J: You should be. So any news from kr? C: Oh yep! I told him that thing that is the whole big secret thing about you and tha- J: Stop or I'll stab this knife through your throat. C: For starters I don't have a throat. So anyway, I told him and he appeared to go emo, but it turned out that that was really from the fact that he was all alone on the island and that Kitty had run away. And then it looked like he was slitting his wrists...but then he was like 'nooo I'm not that stupid etc...Kitty scratched me...' J: Riiigghht...anything else? C: Oh...he wrote a letter for you. J: Can I have it? C: No...I dropped it in the ocean by accident...well really on purpose...but yeah... C: *flies off*
On Land:
Kr: You know...eventually they'll miss me...but until then I'll just sit here all by myself and stare at the sea.
Jess: Mmhm. Starting to hate you Charlie. Skye: Go rescue the letter! Jess: *stares at KR (a spec on the shore)* Mhm yeah your right. I miss Ryan. Skye: Srsly -_-' Jess: Yes! I was not influenced to say that by reading the above post... Skye: Kay then. C: *begins to say something*- Jess: SHUT IT.
Ma: KR was gone...? A: Yeah. You didn't notice? Ma: Dude, I'm a fish-man. That means I have the mind of a man, but the attention span of a goldfi... Are you still a phoenix, Jess? A: -_-' People don't just change species. Or, in Jess' case, stop being able to. C: *Opens mouth* Ma: *Piercing glare* C: *Closes mouth*
