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thisisnotanalt
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The result of overpopulation in the NES was not a good one. Thre unsanity was stretched thin, and lost on most. Only Alt, Chill, Pierce and Mary, Pickle and Shack, and DB still carried it with them, keeping it close to their minds. They left progressively as they tired of the boredom. . . .
P: We're finally out. . . .
Alt: Yeah. . .being the god of the NES was too much. I'll let that place kick it's own ass as it's dying.
M; Heh, yeah.
*slaps P*
P: What was that for?
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
Chill: Another ellipsis battle.
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
Alt: They never end.
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
They left quietly from the NES, determined to never return to it. He let the people with randomness in their heads to change the paradigm- he would only check up rarely.
Alt: We're out now. . .should we start something new?
Chill: Maybe. . . .
Alt: For those deemed unsane, they can continue here. When the Chronicle of the NES hits 100 pages, we shall let it die.
They left, to return only rarely as long as the NES lived.

This is a restructure of the Neverending Story. Posts should be NES-style dialogue intermixed with relevant bits of prose. Unsanity and humor is appreciated, and is in fact the entire core and purpose of the thread. All are welcome, unless they spend all of their time trying and epically failing to be funny and unsane through obstreperous randomness.

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jezz
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Farmer

Jess: Omg an eel?!
Charlie: I've touched an eel before. It was only 3ft long.
Jess: Did it kill you?
Charlie: Er... no...
Jess: Aw. Shame.
Charlie: *gasp*
Skye: H- hey! Charlie I thought you were with KR?!
Charlie: I had another message, but, *sniff*, I think i'll go drop it in the ocean again...
Jess: Kay Fine. I don't care. *secretly wants the message*

Skye: Hay Manta, couldn't you stop the eel?!

the_manta
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Ma: I could, but I'm feeling despicably evil today.
A: Poor Nich.
Xander: *perches on Avicus' shoulder*
A: Aaaaaaaooooooowwww! It.... stings...
Ma: Really, now? *Ponders* *stops pondering*
How the hell did I get here?
A: We've had this di- *Cringing* -scussion. ...Xander, please- *Cringing again* -get off of me.
Xander: *Chirp* *Hops off*
Ma: ...how the hel... Swim Nicho! Swiiiiiiiiim!!!!
A: Do any of you know what it's like having an alter ego with a 3-second memory?!

Pois0nArr0w
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Nomad

F: Grrr...
*attacks manta*
"Hey... How'd you get to be first in the post?"
*angry face*
F: You really think I care?
*attacks manta*
"Yes... I'm supposed to go first..."
*pouty face*
F: Whatever.
*attacks manta*
Ma: Why do you keep attacking me?!
A: You forgot already?
*reads above post*
A: Oh yeah...
*leaves*

Shadowphoenix39
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Owyn: *transforms*
Paco, Xann and Gigi do the same.
Shadow Phoenix: *flies over the ship*
Paco, Xann and Gigi do the same.
Shadow Phoenix: *lands on boat*
Paco, Xann and Gigi do the same.
Shadow Phoenix: "Cough, gr, cough."
Paco, Xann and Gigi do the same.
Shadow Phoenix: *transforms back*
Paco, Xann and Gigi do the same.
Shadow Phoenix: "Hello! I am here!~"
Paco, Xann and Gigi do the same.
Shadow Phoenix: "Ha ha, you fail."
Shadow Phoenix does the same.
Shadow Phoenix: "Hey!"

Pois0nArr0w
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Nomad

F: Oh no...
*stops attacking manta*
Ma: What?
"Heh... Gigi's here."
F: Oh crap...

the_manta
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Peasant

Ma: Grrrr.... *Kills Frank*
3 SECONDS LATER
Ma: Grrrr.... *Kills Frank*
A: You killed him twice?
Ma: *Attacks Avicus*
That's for leaving.
A: What happened to your 3-second memory?!
Ma: *Kills Frank* It's still there.
A: You know, Poison will just bring Frank back to life...
Ma: *Throws spiders at Frank*
A: What brought you to do that?
Ma: The Official AG Characters thread is more useful than you'd think.

Pois0nArr0w
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Nomad

F: Curse my arachnophobia...
*hides from teh spiderses*
"Wow... I was hoping to see some blood..."
Ma: Oh well... Look, a butterfly!
A: That was quick.

kingryan
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Farmer

Kr: You know...I am still on the land...because I didn't really want to touch Nicho's ... err ... hair....and he wasn't getting any of mine. So me and Kitty are just gonna sit here.
Kitty: Rawr (I am Megatron, FEAR ME!!!)
Kr: Look, you're not Megatron...we went over this a thousand times, if you're a transformer at all, you're that tiger like one...
Kitty: *sheds skin, reveals metal body*
Kr: AWESOME!!! Lets go to the boat hey?
Kitty: Rawr...Meow...Woof...Hello....Oh yes, this is right. You do realise that I am a Decepticon...and I plan on killing you.
Kr: OOoh are you the one that transforms into that hot girl????
Kitty: Do you want my tail through your heart?
Kr: Only if you turn into the hot girl first.
Kitty: *sigh*

nichodemus
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N: Wait Demus, I'm not done with my fill!
D: Yes Master. Right away master.
N: Unagi time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jess: Poor eel.

~ Ten Frenzied Seconds later, amidst churning water~

N: Mhmmmm, poor eel never had a chance. *Burp*
D: Master....
N: Right, we better get to that boat!

*Swims like nuts*

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Grand Duke

Aftermath= after + math
Fahrenheit to Celsius C=5(F-32)/9
Complex number f(z)= a+bi
Conversion from the polar form to the Cartesian form
x=rcosf
y=rsinf

Gametesta
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Aftermath= after + math
Fahrenheit to Celsius C=5(F-32)/9
Complex number f(z)= a+bi
Conversion from the polar form to the Cartesian form
x=rcosf
y=rsinf


AH! That's to confusing!
jezz
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Farmer

Jess: Awwwwh the Decepticon kitty was cute!
Skye: It wasn't a kitty... it was a biiiiig tiger...
Jess: Still. It was cute!
Skye: Naw I liked the little guy.
Jess: Heh. Xander! Transform!
Xander: *raises eyebrows*
Jess: Fer serious Xander, change into the little remote control car one!
Xander: *ruffles feathers*
Jess: Xander. I'm not kidding. Dewit. Nao.
Xander: *chirp*

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Nomad

* mindlessly jumps in random thread, not even knowing what its 4 and risking to be banned for extreme randomness n stuff ^^ *
SA60: heya guyz i decided to take a step away from the forum games for a change !!! and i got lost ...can any1 tell me where the hell did i end up ? plz? kthx

jezz
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Farmer

Jess: Wow Burnt, you posted here!
Skye: We never thought you'd leave Dystopia.
Jess: You won't get banned for posting here. It's cool. But just remember to post in proper grammar and decent spelling so we can all understand it
Skye: Oh, and obey Alt at all costs! [whispers]Sheesh... that overbearing, bossy, stubbo-
Alt: Say what Skye?!
Skye: *frantically looks about* Ermm nothi- nothing!
Jess: You've really done it now.
Alt: *throws burning AltAssassin at Skye*
Skye: *dodges just in time* Sheesh! I'm sorry!

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Alt: Please I know what it is. I can still red the message Jess typed.
Skye: EEP!
Alt: Nowhere to hide.

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