The result of overpopulation in the NES was not a good one. Thre unsanity was stretched thin, and lost on most. Only Alt, Chill, Pierce and Mary, Pickle and Shack, and DB still carried it with them, keeping it close to their minds. They left progressively as they tired of the boredom. . . . P: We're finally out. . . . Alt: Yeah. . .being the god of the NES was too much. I'll let that place kick it's own ass as it's dying. M; Heh, yeah. *slaps P* P: What was that for? M: . . . . P: . . . . Chill: Another ellipsis battle. M: . . . . P: . . . . Alt: They never end. M: . . . . P: . . . . They left quietly from the NES, determined to never return to it. He let the people with randomness in their heads to change the paradigm- he would only check up rarely. Alt: We're out now. . .should we start something new? Chill: Maybe. . . . Alt: For those deemed unsane, they can continue here. When the Chronicle of the NES hits 100 pages, we shall let it die. They left, to return only rarely as long as the NES lived.
This is a restructure of the Neverending Story. Posts should be NES-style dialogue intermixed with relevant bits of prose. Unsanity and humor is appreciated, and is in fact the entire core and purpose of the thread. All are welcome, unless they spend all of their time trying and epically failing to be funny and unsane through obstreperous randomness.
Ma: *Resumes sobbing, realizes there is no reason to dwell on the past, straightens up, goes on a journey to find himself* I'll be back... with weapons. A: Whatever. *Imagines all the ingredients for hot chocolate* F: Why not just imagine a whole mug of hot chocolate? A: Shaddup. You don't know me.
A: *Imagines that Alt himself is imperfect, gets knocked into oblivion by an unseen force too powerful for anybody to understand or comprehend* Ma: *Looks up from his journey to find himself, only to see an Avicus-like streak flying at immense speeds through the sky* Coooooool.
"Yes, follow the crowd. Do et. Do et nao!" F: Oh, look! A shooting semi-aquatic fish-boy! Imma totally wish on it. *a giant taco lands on the beach behind him* "Ooooh, taco!" *noms giant taco* F: Oh teh noes!!! My taco!!!1!
Kitty: Don't leave me Aftermath...I love you with all my heart....and if you left, I wouldn't know what to do. Aftermath: But Kitty, I must go...I must fall into the pages of the dead threads... Kitty: No, I will save you...here...I will kiss you with the kiss of Thread Resuscitation! Aftermath: Kitty...you are so kind...but I must go......gooodbbyeeee Kittttyyyyyyy.... Kitty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AFTERMATH!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!! Aftermath: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Kitty: *thinks up alive and well aftermath* Aftermath: Well that was a bit of an anticlimax....
A: *Lands after soaring through the air at several hundred miles per hour* Ah! I... Oh, God! My arm is broken! I can't feel my left! I... I think I might... A light! I see a light! I'm gonna die here... alone! I wish I'd been able to profess my love and say, "Skye! I looooooove you!" Ma: Dude, we're all right here. Skye: O_O A: Oh. Huh. *Death* Ma: *Wishes Avicus was still alive* A: I'm alive! Oh, than- Skye: *Glare* A: *Death* Ma: Nice one. *Puts arm around Skye* Skye: *Glares at Manta* Ma: Doesn't work on Fish. >:3 Jess: *Glares at Manta* Ma: *Shrinks away in fear*
C: Well, it seems like everyone is in love...hmm..... Kr: THOU SHALT ROT IN THE FIRES OF HELL WITH A MARSHMALLOW IN THINE EYE SOCKETS!!! C: Hmm...err....umm......seriously...where are all the chicks? Kr: AND THY WILL HAVE NO MAIDENHOOD FOR THY WILL FALL BACKWARDS AT THE HAND OF ALT!!! C: Hmm...how about...CAAARRLIEE!!!!
F: ... "Yeah..." *brings his floating whitewash house back out from the ocean, poofs himself up there* F: Alone again... Hey, look! A flying taco! *runs off into a forest labeled 'If you wander here, you will die'*
"You know, they should make a computer that you don't need a monitor or anything to see what you're doing, like make it beam into your head to see it." "You're just mad ANOTHER monitor went out." "Yeah well, aren't you?" "Yeah..." "..." "Well, this one looks like a good one." "Yeah, it does look good." "Pie looks better..." "Ooo and cookies, too." "Mmm, cookie ice cream sandwiches." "Mmm, human flesh." "O.O WHAT?!" ">_> <_< >_> You saw notzing! NOTZING!" "Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw y- OW! That was my hand!" ">:-D" "Everybody in this thread, run, one of the alter egos of dragonball05 has become cannibalistic." "Om nom nom!" "RUN!!!"
Ma: I have nothing to worry about, being a fishboy. A: *Dead* Ma: In fact, many of us aren't entirely human. A: *Dead* Ma: Skye, for example. A: *Dead* Ma: Or Jess. Well, part human, phoenix, thing. King Ryan is old. Think of him like aged cheddar, but more leathery. A: *Dead* Ma: Huh? Oh yeah. *Wishes Avicus was alive again* A: Oh, thank goodness! Skye: *Glares at Avicus* A: *Dead* Ma: You sure hold a grudge.
"OM NOM NOM NOM!" "Oh my god, my leg!!" "Hahaha!!" "*shoots his achilles' tendon*" "Ow!" "At least you still have that leg! *bleeds profusely*" "Wait, how can one of us have that leg and the other not? Aren't we the same person?" "I don't know anymore, all i know is i'm staying away from you, cannibal!" "*grows fangs*" "O_o" "*grows claws*" "*pulls out wolf bane and silver*" "*snarls*" "Um..." "You're going dowooooon!" "*shoots*" "OW!!"
Kr: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... C: Well it seems that the script writers couldn't be bothered writing KingRyan's part... Kr: Blah blah blah blah C: So...Carlie...Will you marry me? *no answer* C: CAAARRRLIIEEE I LOVE YOU!!!!! Kr: Blah blah blah blah C: I WANT TO BE WITH YOU MY WHOLE LIFE!!! *no answer* C: CAAARRRLLIIEEE I blah blah blah blah
J: hahahaahaa, Charlie and Carlie :3 C: Shaddup, I LOVE her. A: I love Skye O.o S: *glares* J: The Aftermath is getting weird... It's more like a love match. Which is extremely worrying. What would happen if Skye fell in love with Manta? S: *turns to glare at Jess* J: I mean, would Avicus get really jealous? And maybe Manta wouldn't even mind? Maybe he'd be happy...? A: *turns to glare at Manta* Ma: JESS! J: Mhmm? I was only suggesting...
