The result of overpopulation in the NES was not a good one. Thre unsanity was stretched thin, and lost on most. Only Alt, Chill, Pierce and Mary, Pickle and Shack, and DB still carried it with them, keeping it close to their minds. They left progressively as they tired of the boredom. . . . P: We're finally out. . . . Alt: Yeah. . .being the god of the NES was too much. I'll let that place kick it's own ass as it's dying. M; Heh, yeah. *slaps P* P: What was that for? M: . . . . P: . . . . Chill: Another ellipsis battle. M: . . . . P: . . . . Alt: They never end. M: . . . . P: . . . . They left quietly from the NES, determined to never return to it. He let the people with randomness in their heads to change the paradigm- he would only check up rarely. Alt: We're out now. . .should we start something new? Chill: Maybe. . . . Alt: For those deemed unsane, they can continue here. When the Chronicle of the NES hits 100 pages, we shall let it die. They left, to return only rarely as long as the NES lived.
This is a restructure of the Neverending Story. Posts should be NES-style dialogue intermixed with relevant bits of prose. Unsanity and humor is appreciated, and is in fact the entire core and purpose of the thread. All are welcome, unless they spend all of their time trying and epically failing to be funny and unsane through obstreperous randomness.
"A newcomer? Is that good or bad? Alt! Come judge!" F: Welcome. Strange that this is the place you chose to make your first post, but whatever. I'm Frank, and that guy^ is Poison. "Nice to meet you?"
Jess: Oh my gosh... Skye: Ahhhh Pickle and Shack... They be back! Jess: That rhyme was awful. Skye: Oh and, welcome Midsummer and welcome Knight... Hope the... two of you... don't fight... ... *cough*... Jess: Worse rhyming! *hangs head*
Shack: So Jess...what is going on? Where are we? Pickle: Fear not lilliputian hedge pig, I haft figurest this conundrum out. Shack: Haft?! Pickle: Yes haft. *Shack throws his hand behind Pickles head to slap it, Pickle deftly maneuvers out of the way, pulling their conjoined body to the ground* Shack: This is my life... Pickle: Hast thou no interest in hearing my solution to the great question?! *Shack shrugs his shoulder* Pickle: We are here. Which is not where we were, nor where we were before that! Shack: Brilliant...so Jess, after you answer my first question, as my intensely stupid companion here has failed to do so, where did you find Carter?
Jess: You guys are with us on the Golden Isles at present. Skye: The Isles are not actually golden, just mmaggiiccalll. Pickle: Magical-eth? Skye: ... Yeah ... Jess: You wish for anything you like, anything at all, and it shall appear. Shack: So did you wish for Carter? Jess: No well actually... what happened there is Manta mentioned the Octagonal Ro- *Octagonal Room opens and Jess is dragged inside* Skye: -oom and Carter appeared within it. Carter promoted himself to guardian of the Oc-... The 8-sided room. Jess: *muffled* Let me the heck out!
*Manta is still on his journey to find himself, but Avicus remains on the mainland to converse with everyone and watch the events unfold*
A: New meat? Or... old meat? Or... refrigerated meat? Sounds right. Meat who hasn't shown up since the days of the NES, anyway... So many people. D: *Wishes for pencil and paper, makes list of all the members of the Aftermath* Avicus, Manta, Chill, Alt, Jess, Skye, Carter, Charlie, Kitty, KingRyan, not Frank, Poison, Nicho, Demus, PierMary (neither of whom have shown up since Pierce told m- never mind), Pickle, Shack, Uh... Midsummer and Knight? This thing is too long. Ma (loudly, from jungle): That's what she said! A: *Throws rock in Manta's general direction* Go back on your journey! Ma (loudly, from jungle): That's what she said! A: You twelve-year-old! No offense, Alt. Alt: None taken. A: Ah, welcome back, Pickle and Shack. Jess: That rhyme was way better!
*Whilst on his journey to find himself, Manta comes across an old friend...*
Ma: God, these vines are everywhere! *A bubbling sound can be heard in the distance* Who's that? *More bubbling* Who is there? Show yourself, coward! *Tao tackles Manta* Tao: *Bubbles* Ma: Tao! Little buddy! Where have you been? Tao: Lost in the NES, amongst the spam and lack of structure. Ma: Oh, that make- Wait, you don't talk. You're a baby manta ray. Tao: *Confused bubbling noises* Ma: Ah... nevermind.
Alt: I had a breathtaking dialogue with Chill primed to release to you guys, but I lost what I wrote. A shame. Don't worry though, I'm always here, waiting to stab you or give you cyanide milkshakes or something.
A: That's all I registered. Can I have one? Ma & Tao: *Tackle Avicus* Ma: Look who I found! A: Wonderful. Please remove yourselves from my body before I make something heavy land on you.
Jess: Ahh you forgot to include Xander on your list, Manta. Xander: *thinks* Sweet, Tao's back! Jess: Aww look at his widdle face Xander: *chirps* Jess, can you put me in the water please? Jess: Aww loooooook. he looks so confused! Xander: I am bloomin' well confused! Put. Me. In. Water. Nao. Jess: awwh I think he wants something! What is it Xan? Xander: *frowns* I'll do it my Goddamm self... *ambles over to Tao's water* *throws self in* Jess: *screams* Skye: Whoa there little fella! *catches Xander* Don't go throwing yourself into water buddy, fire no likey water. Xander: *ruffles feathers* But... Tao's in there... Jess: Awww his expression is still confused! Tao: *bubbles* Jess: Awww that's cute too!
Tao: *Also thinking* Sweet, it's Xander! Ma: Aw, they like each other! Xander: Come here! Tao: You come here! Xander: But Skye has me... Tao: *Bubbling* Xander: *Chirp?* Tao: *Throws self at Skye* Skye: Eep! Jess: Awwww!
Tao: *Also thinking* Sweet, it's Xander! Ma: hey, they like each other! Xander: Come here! Tao: You come here! Xander: But Skye has me... Tao: *Bubbling* Xander: *Chirp?* Tao: *Throws self at Skye* Skye: Eep! Jess: Awwww!
Skye: Arghh Tao, Tao! What is wrong with you?! Is this like, the smaller version of getting Manta'd? Am I getting Tao'd?! Xander: I think that's pretty much what's happening Skye, yeah... *dives into the water* Jess: Nooo! *sobs* He was just a baby! Xander! Xaannnnn!
*bubbles issue from within the lake*
Jess: NO! He's trying to breathe!
*more bubbles*
Jess: XAN!
*fierce rushing bubbles rising all over the lake*
Manta: Uhm... You know Tao has to live there, right?
*lake eventually dries up and the ground is left steaming* *Xander sits in the middle of the dried pool, shakes and ruffles his feathers*
Skye: You sure are an extraordinary boy...
(note I'm on my phone, I can't refresh the page so for all I know, this convo has moved on D (another note: its 3 in the morning O.O)
Bob: Wonder if they haves food? Bob: Me doubts it, just look at their uglyness. Bob: Me don't have to be mean, they might be good people. Bob: Me thinks everyone is good, and look where it has got us.
