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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

The result of overpopulation in the NES was not a good one. Thre unsanity was stretched thin, and lost on most. Only Alt, Chill, Pierce and Mary, Pickle and Shack, and DB still carried it with them, keeping it close to their minds. They left progressively as they tired of the boredom. . . .
P: We're finally out. . . .
Alt: Yeah. . .being the god of the NES was too much. I'll let that place kick it's own ass as it's dying.
M; Heh, yeah.
*slaps P*
P: What was that for?
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
Chill: Another ellipsis battle.
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
Alt: They never end.
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
They left quietly from the NES, determined to never return to it. He let the people with randomness in their heads to change the paradigm- he would only check up rarely.
Alt: We're out now. . .should we start something new?
Chill: Maybe. . . .
Alt: For those deemed unsane, they can continue here. When the Chronicle of the NES hits 100 pages, we shall let it die.
They left, to return only rarely as long as the NES lived.

This is a restructure of the Neverending Story. Posts should be NES-style dialogue intermixed with relevant bits of prose. Unsanity and humor is appreciated, and is in fact the entire core and purpose of the thread. All are welcome, unless they spend all of their time trying and epically failing to be funny and unsane through obstreperous randomness.

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nichodemus
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Grand Duke

F: Fancy a smurf covered in vetoes? Or a smurf doused in the blood of millions?

knight_34
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Farmer

K34: Rejection is not good to the taste buds. Blood is better. I'll go for a smurf doused in the blood of millions! I've only killed hundred thousands, but what the heck.

D: You may be an older, alternate version of me but I am ashamed of you.

K34: It's my way of life. I'm a conqueror!

D: If you are, why are you stuck with me?

K34: I dunno. You glued yourself to me.

D: I didn't.

K34: Yes you did. Now we're conjoined! Literally!

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

F: DOn't get me started on Nazi Siamese twin experiments! Oh and the Smurf is done....

Accept my Yahoo request!

knight_34
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Farmer

K34: Okay, okay. Calm down. The request is accepted.

D: Wait, where did you get the computer from?

K34: None of your business. I have "ties".

D: So you're saying that someone who lives in a medieval world is able to use the internet?

K34: Yeah. I ha.. You're not going to corner me.

kingryan
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kingryan
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Farmer

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm193/kingryanv/jessanta2.png

Kr: Err...what is that...?
C: I...have...no...idea...

Jess: UGH! IS THAT MY KID?
Manta: Isn't it beautiful? Just like you Jess...
Jess: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT *SLAPS*

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

F: I'm eating Smurf Curry....*Nom Nom*

knight_34
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Farmer

Jess: UGH! IS THAT MY KID?
Manta: Isn't it beautiful? Just like you Jess...
Jess: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT *SLAPS*


K34: *smiles* Hahahaha!

Kr: Err...what is that...?


K34: To be honest, it looks like a deformed creature to me. I love it!
kingryan
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kingryan
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Farmer

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm193/kingryanv/jessanta3.png

Kr: Moaaar??
C: Ah..this one isn't quite as ugly.

Manta: Oh, our child is so beautiful. It was a star heavy night when fire and water combi~
Jess: Shut. Up. Now.

nichodemus
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nichodemus
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Grand Duke

F: Oh my god...Dav, ate your fill? I still have some...

knight_34
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Farmer

C: Ah..this one isn't quite as ugly.


K34: I agree.
D: It looks like a piece of rubbish, like the other one.
K34: You have no taste, my friend.

Manta: Oh, our child is so beautiful. It was a star heavy night when fire and water combi~
Jess: Shut. Up. Now.


K34 and D: *laughing*

F: Oh my god...Dav, ate your fill? I still have some...


K34: Uh, I ate mine.. You can finish yours, I'm fine.
D: I still don't want any. That's why I brought fish heads.
K34: You are strange. I thought you hate them.
D: I do. I'm going to use them as bait when I fish.
kingryan
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kingryan
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Farmer

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm193/kingryanv/jessanta4.png

Kr: Wow...more. This one could look slightly neater. And the colours are a bit off.
C: Yeah, well the artist is colourblind...
Kr: Yeah..so why so much talk of food? Stop trying to change the subject.

Manta: Look at our baby, so cute. Flying all by itself. Is ia boy or a girl?
Jess: You keep talking like that and we won't know what you are either! *brandishes scissors*

knight_34
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Farmer

Kr: Yeah..so why so much talk of food? Stop trying to change the subject.


K34: Began, a few uh.. pages ago..
nichodemus
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Grand Duke

F: Cause I'm hungry! Mum add the smurfs now or they'll neer be done...

kingryan
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Farmer

K34: Began, a few uh.. pages ago..


Kr: Yeah, coz Nicho doesn't want to talk about it...
C: I see more artwork coming tomorrow...

Manta: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! MY BABY!!!
Jess: noooooooooooooooooooooo *threatens with scissors*
Manta: Shutting up.
knight_34
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Farmer

C: I see more artwork coming tomorrow...


K34: I see myself not being here tomorrow. Too bad, I really want to see more artwork.
D: The artwork is sickening and poorly drawn.
K34: Why don't you run around in circles?
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