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thisisnotanalt

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Posted June 12, '09 9:18pm UTC

The result of overpopulation in the NES was not a good one. Thre unsanity was stretched thin, and lost on most. Only Alt, Chill, Pierce and Mary, Pickle and Shack, and DB still carried it with them, keeping it close to their minds. They left progressively as they tired of the boredom. . . .
P: We're finally out. . . .
Alt: Yeah. . .being the god of the NES was too much. I'll let that place kick it's own ass as it's dying.
M; Heh, yeah.
*slaps P*
P: What was that for?
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
Chill: Another ellipsis battle.
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
Alt: They never end.
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
They left quietly from the NES, determined to never return to it. He let the people with randomness in their heads to change the paradigm- he would only check up rarely.
Alt: We're out now. . .should we start something new?
Chill: Maybe. . . .
Alt: For those deemed unsane, they can continue here. When the Chronicle of the NES hits 100 pages, we shall let it die.
They left, to return only rarely as long as the NES lived.

This is a restructure of the Neverending Story. Posts should be NES-style dialogue intermixed with relevant bits of prose. Unsanity and humor is appreciated, and is in fact the entire core and purpose of the thread. All are welcome, unless they spend all of their time trying and epically failing to be funny and unsane through obstreperous randomness.

The result of overpopulation in the NES was not a good one.  Thre unsanity was stretched thin, and lost on most.  Only Alt, Chill, Pierce and Mary, Pickle and Shack, and DB still carried it with them, keeping it close to their minds.  They left progressively as they tired of the boredom. . . .\r\nP: We're finally out. . . .\r\nAlt:  Yeah. . .being the god of the NES was too much.  I'll let that place kick it's own ass as it's dying.\r\nM;  Heh, yeah.\r\n*slaps P*\r\nP:  What was that for?\r\nM: . . . .\r\nP: . . . .\r\nChill:  Another ellipsis battle.\r\nM: . . . .\r\nP: . . . .\r\nAlt:  They never end. \r\nM: . . . .\r\nP: . . . .\r\nThey left quietly from the NES, determined to never return to it.  He let the people with randomness in their heads to change the paradigm- he would only check up rarely.\r\nAlt:  We're out now. . .should we start something new?\r\nChill: Maybe. . . .\r\nAlt:  For those deemed unsane, they can continue here.  When the Chronicle of the NES hits 100 pages, we shall let it die.\r\nThey left, to return only rarely as long as the NES lived.\r\n\r\nThis is a restructure of the Neverending Story.  Posts should be NES-style dialogue intermixed with relevant bits of prose.  Unsanity and humor is appreciated, and is in fact the entire core and purpose of the thread.  All are welcome, unless they spend all of their time trying and epically failing to be funny and unsane through obstreperous randomness.

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thisisnotanalt

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Shepherd

Posted August 30, '09 11:13pm UTC

Alt: Watch this . . . .

*gets attacked by 2342734272847 Altassassins, all armed with pens*
*takes out a plastic sword, kills them all in one fell swoop*

Also, those death warrants . . . The swordsmen killed the officers arresting them with their swords. Tactical influence can be enforced with either as well.

Although . . . if you dip the pen in poison . . . it can be much deadlier.

The deadliest of all weapons, however is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

THE SPORK!

Chill: Avicus isn't in good shape . . . .

Alt: Hmm . . . you're right.

*reaches up into sky, takes the sun, uses it to cauterize Avicus' wound*

Avicus: mmmmmmmm . . . rrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . . . . .

Manta: What a shame, he can't talk anymore.

Alt: I'll fix that . . . .

*gives Avicus face insurance, plastic surgery*

Manta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Alt: Hey, I think the surgery turned out well.

Everyone else: Errrrrrm . . . . .

Avicus: Well, at leas I can talk again.

I'll staple your gills shut, fishboy!

Manta: Arw, that isn't very nice.

Alt:  Watch this . . . .\r\n\r\n*gets attacked by 2342734272847 Altassassins, all armed with pens*\r\n*takes out a plastic sword, kills them all in one fell swoop*\r\n\r\nAlso, those death warrants . . . The swordsmen killed the officers arresting them with their swords.  Tactical influence can be enforced with either as well.\r\n\r\nAlthough . . . if you dip the pen in poison . . . it can be much deadlier.\r\n\r\nThe deadliest of all weapons, however is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\r\n\r\nTHE SPORK!\r\n\r\nChill: Avicus isn't in good shape . . . .\r\n\r\nAlt:  Hmm . . . you're right.\r\n\r\n*reaches up into sky, takes the sun, uses it to cauterize Avicus' wound*\r\n\r\nAvicus:  mmmmmmmm . . . rrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . . . . .\r\n\r\nManta:  What a shame, he can't talk anymore.\r\n\r\nAlt:  I'll fix that . . . .\r\n\r\n*gives Avicus face insurance, plastic surgery*\r\n\r\nManta:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!\r\n\r\nAlt:  Hey, I think the surgery turned out well.\r\n\r\n[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Vvahwo9bWz0/SmqICTcpqwI/AAAAAAAACgA/jQ-g5ufR87g/s400/quiz1290outcome1.jpg[/img]\r\n\r\nEveryone else: Errrrrrm . . . . .\r\n\r\nAvicus:  Well, at leas I can talk again.\r\n\r\nI'll staple your gills shut, fishboy!\r\n\r\nManta:  Arw, that isn't very nice.

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Pois0nArr0w

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Nomad

Posted August 30, '09 11:22pm UTC

"Heh. This reminds me of that one movie I watched... What was it..."
*sends wall of lead at the bullet ants*
F: Starship Troopers?
*picks off two of the wasps*
"Maybe. I dunno."
*continues shooting*
F: Eh.
*equips bayonet, pulls out cutlass, charges*

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Pois0nArr0w

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Nomad

Posted August 30, '09 11:26pm UTC

F: *from afar* It was Alien Apocalypse!
"Oh, right! Wasn't that great a movie, but still. I believe this is a fitting image."

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the_manta

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Peasant

Posted August 30, '09 11:51pm UTC

A: Conjures up stapler*
C'mere, fish-boy!
Ma: *Conjures up small child*
A: HEEEeey~
Ma: That takes care of that.

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jezz

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Farmer

Posted August 31, '09 12:03am UTC

Skye: Oh my gosh I've just thought of a brilliant idea to save us!
Jess: Whisper it to me!
Skye: *does so*
Skye: Its foolproof, amirite?!
Jess: Ahm... But what if one of US gets loc-
Skye: OCTAGONALLLLLL RRROOOOOMMMM!

*Octagonal room locks everyone inside*

Jess: *buries head in hands* Why? Why did you do it?
Skye: Ahhh but look... The insects are outside...
Jess: But we're all stuck INSIDE!
Avicus: Nn tufihn eh oosta lhykjhu!
(translation: and to think, I used to like you!)
Skye: *scowls* Youre lucky I couldn't understand that...

Jess: Wait Avicus, I thought you could speak again.
A: I can... I just didn't want Skye to kill me...
Ma: Coward!

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thisisnotanalt

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Shepherd

Posted August 31, '09 12:05am UTC

Alt: Octagonal room? Arw.

*walks through wall*

Eh, they were getting annoying anyway.

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MidsummerKnight

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Nomad

Posted August 31, '09 12:12am UTC

"Man... I was having fun..."
*looks up, sees an expanse of darkness*
F: How high up does this thing go?
*fires up into the darkness, waits*
"Hey... I think it's coming down now."
A: Augh! Who just shot me?! Frank!!!
F: Uhm... Run?
*hits wall, is unconscious*
A: *holding side* Where is he?!
"Right here. He's all yours."
Alt: Hey! No mindless slaughtering of unconscious Franks unless I get to watch! *pulls up lawn chair* Carry on.
A: Gladly.

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MidsummerKnight

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Nomad

Posted August 31, '09 12:14am UTC

M: So... We didn't use any of us in that? Why?
K: I have no idea...
M: So... Where are we?

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Moabarmorgamer

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Nomad

Posted August 31, '09 12:28am UTC

Moat: Hm...hi Midsummer and Knight!
Mind-Moat: I can't believe we're trapped in a room. Great idea, Skye*sarcastic*. Just brilliant. How are we supposed to get out? And even if we do, the bugs are still out there! *grumbles angrily*
Skye: *runs after MM to strangle him*
Alt: Well, let's take a vote. Who wants to leave and who wants to stay?
Mind-Moat:*continuing rant while Skye is chasing him* -And how are we supposed to get food and water...and how am I supposed to sleep with all these maniacs in the same room-

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Pois0nArr0w

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Nomad

Posted August 31, '09 12:28am UTC

Arw... I fail so hard.

*waits for ban*

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the_manta

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Peasant

Posted August 31, '09 12:52am UTC

Wait, wait... I'm confused... waddid Poison do?
A: He murdered me!

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jezz

3,337 posts

Farmer

Posted August 31, '09 12:57am UTC

Skye: Why am I bothering to chase Mind-Moat?
*stops*
Ma: Skye, don't do it...
Skye: *turns*
A: Seriously Skye, don't do it...
Skye: *glares at MM*
Mind-Moat: Ack! *dies*
Jess: Oh, what... Look... Now we've got to go through that whole routine of wishing him alive again, JUST so you can glare him dead. Repeatedly. Over and over...
A: *winces* Trust me, I am never crossing Skye again.
Jess: *half-hearted laugh*
Ma: *sigh*

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Moabarmorgamer

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Nomad

Posted August 31, '09 1:01am UTC

Jess: I vote to go out.
A: I'm dead! Come on people, any sympathy would be great!
Alt: Then...how are you talking?
A: Umm, apparently the plastic surgery went better than planned. I can still talk as a ghost.
Skye: *finally catches up to MM and strangles him*
Mind-Moat(while being strangled): You do know that you'd have to kill both me and Moat simultaneously for us to die for real-
Moat: Shut up!
MM: *dies*. Hey!
Jess: Where'd he go?
Skye: I told you this place was safe. No one can get in.
MM: Umm...guys! Girls! A little help? I'm outside!
Ma: Why aren't the bugs eating you?
MM: The octagonal room is on a cloud!!!!!!

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Moabarmorgamer

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Nomad

Posted August 31, '09 1:02am UTC

Gah ninja'd

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jezz

3,337 posts

Farmer

Posted August 31, '09 1:09am UTC

Jess: This is why c/ping and refreshing the page is a good thing :3
Skye: *fumes*

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