The result of overpopulation in the NES was not a good one. Thre unsanity was stretched thin, and lost on most. Only Alt, Chill, Pierce and Mary, Pickle and Shack, and DB still carried it with them, keeping it close to their minds. They left progressively as they tired of the boredom. . . . P: We're finally out. . . . Alt: Yeah. . .being the god of the NES was too much. I'll let that place kick it's own ass as it's dying. M; Heh, yeah. *slaps P* P: What was that for? M: . . . . P: . . . . Chill: Another ellipsis battle. M: . . . . P: . . . . Alt: They never end. M: . . . . P: . . . . They left quietly from the NES, determined to never return to it. He let the people with randomness in their heads to change the paradigm- he would only check up rarely. Alt: We're out now. . .should we start something new? Chill: Maybe. . . . Alt: For those deemed unsane, they can continue here. When the Chronicle of the NES hits 100 pages, we shall let it die. They left, to return only rarely as long as the NES lived.
This is a restructure of the Neverending Story. Posts should be NES-style dialogue intermixed with relevant bits of prose. Unsanity and humor is appreciated, and is in fact the entire core and purpose of the thread. All are welcome, unless they spend all of their time trying and epically failing to be funny and unsane through obstreperous randomness.
Jess: YES! I didn't even realise there was a new NES... Skye: *storms in* *shakes hair* Its bloody raining outside this city... *pouty face* Jess: So uhm.. what did I mis- PORN?! Skye: Yuh, you know.. about the P and N and removing clothes and it was hot? Jess: Ah. Yes. Well. *whistles* Skye: And when I said it was hot I mean the temperature.. I am straight i'll have you know! Jess: *slowly walks away* *bumps into Pierce* Oh.. uhm... *slowly walks the other way* Skye: Are you caught between a rock and a hard place?
"Argh, why be I the one who was lacking an invite to the Aftermath?" "I swear to God, if you don't stop talking like a pirate..." "Matey, we already went over how suicide be a bad thing." "I'm considering it anyway..." "O_o I'll shut up now..." "Good...Now...give me a cookie." "What the heck?" "YOU HEARD ME!" "O_O Fine take the cookie!" "Good...good..." "What the heck...and I thought I was crazy..." "What was that??" "Nothing!!"
Manta: Augh!! I just got caught in a near endless vortex of Rick Astley! Avicus: The moral here? Don't click on strange links. Manta: that would've been nice to know before. I'm a sucker for linkspeak. Avicus: ...DB is scaring me. Manta: Seriously? Who's afraid of pirates anymore? Avicus: People who sail off the coast of Somali... Manta: I meant stereotypical pirates. Avicus: Me.
"You're afraid of pirates, Avicus?" F: *glares* "I don't think he means sky pirates... Or apparently the pirates of Somalia..." F: You're afraid of those kinds of pirates? The ones that like, plunder towns 'n stuff? There's no more pirates like that anymore... "Except for DB's alter ego... Which is, hopefully, non-existent. No need to be afraid."
Manta: no, no. not sky pirates. Just the stereotypical type that DB's alter ego is. Right, Avicus? Avicus: Manta: Hello? Oh, yeah, he's in pirate therapy... Strange boy, that Avicus... And Tao's on vacation... *Sigh* It's just me I guess. So, what's up people of the Aftermath?
Kr: You know...I was gonna say that... P: Yeah well I got in first. N: Shut up both of you! M: My turn to say it! N: You too... Kr: You should really learn to share things with other people... P: He has... Kr: Ohhh N: Those poor fishies...
Kr: You should really learn to share things with other people... P: He has...
Jess: ... *changes subject* Has everyone finished their WoM sheets yet? Skye: I haven't started mine. Jess: You er.. you can't do one... Skye: Why not! Ima person, no?! Jess: Actually, no. I'll include you in mine, yes? Skye: Maybe I don't want you to! *huffs* Jess: Kay I won't~ *sings and runs off* P: Gah, she can sing? Skye: Only the foolish find it attractive... P: ... N: ...
P: Gah, she can sing? Skye: Only the foolish find it attractive... P: ... N: ...
Woaaah....
P: I'm feeling way outta my league now. She's yours, Nich!
M: Yeah, nearly done for the WoM. I just have to draw nao. P: She's an awful drawer. M: Hey! P: Srsly, come on! M: ... P: :3 M: Just you wait... Ahah *pulls drawing up* P: That's not yours. M: Why do you think that? P: It might be something to do with the signature at the bottom. M: Urm... My name is Zophia? P: No.
Manta: You know I have! Though, I am having second thoughts about posting it in my thread... D: Avicus: At least you didn't post the drawing, no? Manta: Hey! What's that supposed to- Oh, right. Terrible artist. *pouting* Avicus: And yet, you're taking high school art next year. How ironic. Manta: *pouts louder* Avicus: Wait, louder?
M: Yeah, nearly done for the WoM. I just have to draw nao.
Jess: I gots a drawing from Cen ^^ Skye: Yuh and Jess, its real good. *sits and stares* Jess: You still stopping Manta's prediction? Skye: Oh! Your back! Jess: Uhmm yes. You just spoke to me... Skye: I did not... *stares still* Jess: Right... I'm gonna leave... Skye: Have'ya finished singing? Jess: Oh uhm.. yup. Sorry im so awful =/ Skye: *snickers* *stares* P: It wasn't too awful.. but.. M: *snickers*
