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Rapes people.

My dog has this really funny trick where he plays dead. He can keep it up for so long too. He's been lying in my music room for like 4 months. I dunno how he gets food, he probably eats when we're all asleep or something.

Howls with fire whistle.

My dog slides like an expert around the hardwood in my house, they've been practicing

My cat can do backflips

And the strangest thing I've seen a dog do was when my friend gave his some Coke, and the dog started humping my friend's foot.

Let me see... My dog once, while me and him were playing, latched onto a old sock of mine, so I grabbed it to play tug of war, and he started doing circles, and then he got all dizzy, and dropped to the floor, and started spinning on his side.

My dog disguised as a cat licks himself and uses a litter box...

It's really weird, dogs aren't supposed to do that.

It always runs and knocks me over when I come into the house.

My chihuahuas eat their own feces . . .my lab jumps through our porch screen

Hehehe.
he tries to bring down my fully grown
golden Retriever. He's a small Dachsund.

my lab chases my little bunnies .... and my stupid lil' dog bites the vacuum when I try and clean :/

It kills people with knives. It also kan shoot a gun. No JKJK

lol!hows you dog name?chuck?hee hee!

My dog can blink sideways; explain that.

lol my dog for no fkn reason just runs full speed into walls and shit hes so dumb or he'll go outside and bark at leaves and if they get too close he runs away wit tail between his legs