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Zega
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Shoelaces.... What's wrong with them? They're monsters! The always become untied at the most inconvenient moment, like in an escalator (can't spell) or a crowded city street. You can double-knot them, triple-knot them, quadruple-knot them, quintuple-knot them, fuktuple-knot them, whatever! They always find a way to untie themselves! ...Just to be mean. D: Remember Velcro shoes (cool shoes)? You didn't have to experience that rubbish! Or remember Back to the Future 2 (an awesome movie)? The self-lacing Nike shoes? If the year 2015 comes and we don't have those shoes, all I'm gonna say is: WTF! D:<

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random_player_of_ag
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Sometimes annoying, sometimes handy, shoelaces have always been friends with me.
I double-knot them
Velcro shoes are good too, except when the Velcro starts wearing off <_<.

I' have come up with my own way of tieing shoelaces.

The self-lacing Nike shoes? If the year 2015 comes and we don't have those shoes, all I'm gonna say is: WTF! D:


Ow, I would love to have those shoes.

But don't except to see any of them in 2015.
Maybe in 2115.
The_AG_King
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I agree. Sometimes I triple knot tie them but then they become loose somehow and I have to untie them which is very hard and I gotta do the whole process again. >:[

Legatus88
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Mine never come untied. I tie them once and then I just slip them on and off. That and I've found that flat shoelaces stay tied much better than round laces.

SuperZagron
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I never tie mine so its all good.

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

I always have trouble retying them because my shoelaces always lose the aglet and go frayed. So I like quadruple-knot them. Neither of my shoes hbve come untied in about a year now. I need to get new shoes. . . .

jjrocks66
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what i do is i pull them really tight then just stuff them inside my sock or shoe.

Roadripper
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Farmer

I double knot, and they haven't came untied in like 7 mnths

~RR~

Green12324
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Peasant

I used to have to double knot them when I was in elementary school, but now I can do them normally and it's fine.

The_AG_King
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Nomad

I had a double knot at Six Flags and I was slipping so I thought it would fall off :P so I had to untie them and tie them again on the stairs, while the line was moving >.<

Colwell24
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I only single knot my shoes and they never come untied I guess I am lucky...

the_manta
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I once quintuple knotted my shoelaces... Came untied RIGHT as I reached the top of an escalator.

Either the universe is out to get me (And I'm convinced it is), or my shoelaces are in kahoots with my iPod headphones...

Zega
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I once quintuple knotted my shoelaces... Came untied RIGHT as I reached the top of an escalator.

I know, they are such devils!
Pixie214
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They should make shoelaces out of wires for headphones, mine are always knotting themselves up I hate shoelaces too but if you try and get velcro you get treated like a retard for not being able to tie shoelaces.

goumas13
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Grand Duke

I buy them tied and I never untie them.

tennisman24
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tennisman24
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Farmer

If you are so mad about them getting untied then get Vans. They don't have laces.

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