NO SPAM, and put the quote and the movie. Even the actor who said it if you remember.
"DAAAAAAMMMMMNN!" - Friday (Chris Tucker and Ice Cube)
""The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" - The Usual Suspects (Kevin Spacey)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Pulp Fiction (Samuel L. Jackson)
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?" - Reservoir Dogs (Michael Madsen)
"See, women are like golf courses. But you can't just go onto any course and be Tiger Woods. No, you gotta practice. You gotta take the club out of the bag, you gotta take the sock off of that club, and you gotta practice your swing. But you gotta practice on them ratty ass public courses first. Then you can move onto the more plush course." - The 40 Year Old Virgin (Romany Malco)
"Madness?THIS IS SPARTA!" 300 (Gerard Butler)
"Crap....I knew I should have worn a condom" - Grandma's Boy (Nick Swardson)
"Carpe Deez Nutz! Yeah, I can't wait to quit this job!" - Waiting (Dane Cook)
"Seriously, when the hell am I going to need to know how to make Tiramisu?" - Superbad (Jonah Hill)
"I DIDN'T WANT THE SALMON! I SAID IT 4 TIMES! This wedding is horseshit!" - Step Brothers (Will Farrell)
"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos mutha fucker!" - Pineapple Express (Danny McBride)
"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown." - Chinatown (Joe Mantell)
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the WAR Room!" - Dr. Strangelove (Peter Sellers)
"They call me Mister Tibbs!" - In The Heat of the Night (Sidney Poitier)
There are more, but I have to leave some for you guys so....
"I'm invincible... the Black Knight always triumphs" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"We are no longer the knights who say ni... from now on we are the knights who say 'ikki ikki ikki ikki guang zupango *mumble*" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"It's just a flesh wound!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory." - forget the name of the movie. . . .
"yippi ki yay, motherf**ker." - Die Hard series
"Not the Wushi finger hold!" - Kung Fu Panda
"I'm afraid I can't do that for you, Dave." - 2001: a Space Odyssey
"Big Kahuna burger. That's a good burger." - Pulp Fiction
"You know what they put on fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise. I swear, they just pile on tons of the stuff, right on top." - Pulp Fiction
I'm invincible... the Black Knight always triumphs" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail "We are no longer the knights who say ni... from now on we are the knights who say 'ikki ikki ikki ikki guang zupango *mumble*" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail I'm not completely sure about the second one.
I think it's ekki ekki ekki ekki p'tang zoom boing z'rouignmmm, and that is my second favourite movie qoute
my first is from the same film, which is: "there are some who call me............tim?"- john cleese, as tim the enchanter
um mine would be "I JUST KICKED THE MAP INTO THE RIVER!!! HAHAHAH" -from the blaire witch project.
these teenagers were lost in the woods and this map was their only way out. out of hunger and desperation, one of them kicks it into the river. logical. -_-"
When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but⦠400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
To continue the slight Python theme... I love the insult in from the Frenchman. I realy should use it more.
