NO SPAM, and put the quote and the movie. Even the actor who said it if you remember.
"DAAAAAAMMMMMNN!" - Friday (Chris Tucker and Ice Cube)
""The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" - The Usual Suspects (Kevin Spacey)
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Pulp Fiction (Samuel L. Jackson)
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?" - Reservoir Dogs (Michael Madsen)
"See, women are like golf courses. But you can't just go onto any course and be Tiger Woods. No, you gotta practice. You gotta take the club out of the bag, you gotta take the sock off of that club, and you gotta practice your swing. But you gotta practice on them ratty ass public courses first. Then you can move onto the more plush course." - The 40 Year Old Virgin (Romany Malco)
"Madness?THIS IS SPARTA!" 300 (Gerard Butler)
"Crap....I knew I should have worn a condom" - Grandma's Boy (Nick Swardson)
"Carpe Deez Nutz! Yeah, I can't wait to quit this job!" - Waiting (Dane Cook)
"Seriously, when the hell am I going to need to know how to make Tiramisu?" - Superbad (Jonah Hill)
"I DIDN'T WANT THE SALMON! I SAID IT 4 TIMES! This wedding is horseshit!" - Step Brothers (Will Farrell)
"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos mutha fucker!" - Pineapple Express (Danny McBride)
"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown." - Chinatown (Joe Mantell)
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the WAR Room!" - Dr. Strangelove (Peter Sellers)
"They call me Mister Tibbs!" - In The Heat of the Night (Sidney Poitier)
There are more, but I have to leave some for you guys so....
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
--Jules Winnfield (played by Samuel L. Jackson) in Pulp Fiction, one of the greatest monologues of all time, almost better than this next one.
"Last night I had a dream. I found myself in a desert called Cyberland. It was hot. My canteen had sprung a leak and I was thirsty. Out of the abyss walked a cow -- Elsie. I asked if she had anything to drink. She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk. In Cyberland, we only drink Diet Coke." She said, 'Only thing to do is jump over the moon' "They've closed everything real down ... like barns, troughs, performance spaces ... And replaced it all with lies and rules and virtual life. But there is a way out ...
'Only thing to do is jump over the moon' I gotta get out of here! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse! -- I've gotta find a way
'To jump over the moon Only thing to do is jump over the moon'
Then a little bulldog entered. His name (we have learned) was Benny. And although he once had principles, He abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution. "That's bull," he said. "Ever since the cat took up the fiddle, that cow's been jumpy. And the dish and the spoon were evicted from the table -- and eloped ... She's had trouble with that milk and the moon ever since. Maybe it's a female thing. 'Cause who'd want to leave Cyberland anyway?... Walls ain't so bad. The dish and the spoon for instance. They were down on their luck - knocked on my doghouse door. I said, "Not in my backyard, utensils! Go back to China!" "The only way out is up," Elsie whispered to me. "A leap of faith. Still thirsty?" she asked. Parched. "Have some milk." I lowered myself beneath her and held my mouth to her swollen udder And sucked the sweetest milk I'd ever tasted." (MAUREEN makes a slurping, sucking sound.) "Climb on board," she said. And as a harvest moon rose over Cyberland, We reared back and sprang into a gallop. Leaping out of orbit!!! I awoke singing..."
--Maureen Johnson (portrayed by Idina Menzel) from Rent
As you can probably guess now, I'm a movie-goer and a man of theatre.
"There are two things to do with a girl. If they don't sleep with you, then there is really no need to ever call them again, and if they do sleep with you, then there is really no need to ever call them again." - Waiting.. (Ryan Reynolds)
Bethany: "Hey â" what's He like?" Metatron: "God?... Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex, for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus." Bethany: "Sex is a joke in Heaven?" Metatron: "The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too." - Dogma (Alan Rickman and Linda Fiorentino)
