Forums → The Tavern → Imagine ur stuck in a mall full of zombies. u can pick one nonfictional weapon, one partner (dead or alive), and one song to kick zombie a** to. what do you choose?

Weapon: Katana and for my partner a Dragonuv SVD
Partner: My older brother
Song: Let the bodies hit the floor

weapon: skull with sharpened teeth
partner: Tim Burton
song: Empty Walls

a chainsaw

my best friend aaron

through the fire and flames by dragonforce

Weapon: It would probably have to BAR, I'd want something reasonably powerful but the main downside is it doesn't have a large magazine.
Partner: I think it would have to Bill Hicks, he could probably use a gun (perhaps) but the main plus point is he is fucking hilarious. He could scare the Zombies into submission if they didn;t rip their bellies open with laughter.
Song: Either Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve since it hs great lyrics and I could detach my self from the goal of well... killing things. or Ride of the Valkyries and go Apocalypse Now on theose Zombie arses

did u mean to write A-Roid

Weapon: M16 with bayonet (just for the hell of it)
Partner: my friend in the Marines, preferably with one of his unit's howitzers
Song: Either Whiskey in the Jar by Metalica or Paint it Black, a real 'Nam song in a way. But, with a Howitzer, the whole thing would probably be done before the song was over.

song: Empty Walls

Partner: Darth Vader

Let me try this again...

Weapon: Proton pack.
Ally: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Song: Ghostbusters theme song.

...Wait, a nonfictional weapon? Dang. RPG launcher, then.

I'll do another one.

Weapon: ICBM with 12 Megaton Warhead
Ally: None. No wait. My ally will be a nuclear bunker.
Song: Paranoid by Black Sabbath. It'll end just as the song ends : D.

Weapon:Katana
Ally:Chris Redfield(RE5 anyone?)
Song: Down with the Sickness by: Disturbed ( Do I really need to explain myself?)

Who doesn't want to slash zombies with a samurai sword?

Weapon: Auto Shotty
Ally: Wayne Brady (Chappelle's Show skit Wayne Brady)
Song: We've Only Just Begun by The Carpenters

A Tiger Tank (is that allowed?),
Jewel Staite, to keep it running,
Bach's Air on a G String (no pun intended).

Ahh, relaxing carnage, in good company, surrounded by plate metal.
I make that Pimms O'Clock don't you?

Chuck Norris!

I'd go for a daquain spear as my weapon. The perfect CQC equipment, and in a crowded mall there wouldn't be much shooting space. For my partner, I'd convert to Christianity and have Jesus as my buddy so he can resurrect the zombies so they'll help me, and he can heal me and resurrect me if I die. and, he's invincible cuz he's like god or somethin. for my song. . .the Stars are Projectors by Modest Mouse. My favorite song ever, and it gets me pumped while keeping me relaxed.

This is so fun, I think I might want to make a third one. Ok, I will

Weapon: XM8
Partner: Morphius from the Matrix
Song: Fade to Black-Metallica