Forums → The Tavern → Imagine ur stuck in a mall full of zombies. u can pick one nonfictional weapon, one partner (dead or alive), and one song to kick zombie a** to. what do you choose?

darn, non fictional? i wouldve chosen Freddy Kruger's gloves....

weapon : Battle Axe
partner: Bruce Campbell, with a chainsaw and a sawed off shotgun
Song : Indestructible by Disturbed

but if i had ANOTHER choice....

Falx: very cool, look it up
a Ninja with strange powers
Down with the Sickness by Disturbed \\m/

ceterus, i mostly meant no magical powers or lasers. if its possible in the real world then its ok. but partner can hav lasers. :P

id like to make some changes to mine
weapon: 2 P90s (dual weild)
partner: jango fett
song: molgera's song (legend of zelda wind waker)

Weapon: An M4 with different aiming attachments.
Partner: Samantha (the dog from I Am Legend)
Song: Bob Marley and the Wailers: Three Little Birds

I Am Legend!

I'll make another one!

Weapon: Chemical Laser Tank! Yes, that is possible. They're working on it right now.
Partner: Another Chemical Laser Tank!
Song: Silver by Ozzy Osbourne

I'm bored...

Weapon: UMP45
Partner: Dwight Schrute of The Office
Song: Creeping Death-Metallica

weapon: a shortsword
partner: bruce lee
song: explosion

I meant this

weapon: a shortsword
partner: bruce lee
song: eruption

katana
Boba Fett or Chewbacca
Cowboys from Hell-Pantera

Weapon: The Vulcan Cannon
Partner: Kirk Hammett
Song: Fight Fire With Fire by Metallica

Chainsaw
Chuck Norris
Raining Blood by Slayer

Weapon - Tank that runs on carbon dioxide in the air (low amounts [nonfictional xD])

Partner - The Jesus from South Park with his shurikens.

Song - Bodies by Drowning Pool

Sorry, but it would be nice if there was actual conversation here. Also, we require the opening post to be longer than the title. Don't put your question as the title.