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i would eat my left arm xD

I would start by shooting all the zombies along with the other sur--- Wait, if I was a zombie? Why, I'd eat everyone. Duh. It's waht zombies do after all.

I would go around eating people, and in most of the zombie movies, it only takes a gunshot in the head to die. But yea, I would just keep eating people until I looked like Green12324. Lol

I would bite all the womenz so i would have someone to spend time with

Scare the living daylights out of George A. Romero.

ZOMBIE PEP RALLY!

what do we want?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!
when do we want it?
BBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!1

i'd feel bad for being unoriginal

I'd use hand writing to communicate with people under siege because I wouldn't be able to talk. Then I'd get them to pay me in something I'd enjoy as an intelligent zombie in exchange for me slaughtering the entire horde outside their house. I'd start up a business and wear a suit and everything!

I kill my self first before , i dis controlled and eat people.

i will try to be a smart zombie....and then find out a way to go back to human....or i can just kick a$$ like in sonny 2

I would be a smart zombie like Sonny and not just go around randomly killing innocent lives, then i find a Veradux and a Roald! Then we go kick some zombie ass.

If I was a zombie, I'd be just like any brain consuming zombie. Yep.

Hmm... I changed my mind, i want to be zombie running around moaning, "BRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSSSS" and killing people with a rusty machete.

I would eat evryone in the world and afterwards kill miself for the fun off it...

yeh i would use proactive on my face because you know what zombie faces look like and i would try to be sneaky unlike the zombies in games