get to the nearest water resovoir and infect it with the zombie virus. and if nobody shot me yet, id make some more zombies the fast way. then all the ppl that drank the water would turn into zombies and infect other resovoirs and some farms. in a couple weeks i could prbly have an army of about 10,000 zombies. we'd raid a couple hunting stores for guns and crossbows. steal some airplanes. send some kamakaze zombies to military bases, then we'd take whatever wasnt destroyed, good stuff like fighter planes, missiles and machine guns. i figure in 3 months i could have a well stocked army of 10,000,000. then we'd go take over cuba and make that our country. then id keep taking control of smallish islands until the army got to about 200,000,000. then we'd go and take korea and steal their nukes. a terrible nuclear war would erupt after i nuked the US and blamed it on russia. then i would rule the world...
