I like opposites, so I thought of this. Simple, rate the above users infamy. 0/10 is borderline mod. 10/10 is super spamzorz troller. The lower the number, the better.
Person 1: (No post)
Person 2: 6/10. Occasional spam, although you flame noticeably.
Person 3: 2/10. Very helpful, although the occasional flame.
Person 4: 4/10. Spammer. You spam quite a lot. Although you are helpful from time to time.
Well we have yet to see what he has planned for you this time next week you might be pleading for disqualification lol.
I'd prefer fake torture over disqualification (Although Strop might make it real torture...). I worked too hard on my entry (though it took me half an hour) to just be kicked out.