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SirNoobalot
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(((I am very sure this has been posted before.Whoever Made that,i give my apologies for copying you.o n if should go in forum games then id b happy to move it.)))

well pretty much just post any funny chuck norris/ mr t jokes here.

Rules!
1.No spamming, like this: !@##$$ sdfddcxxfddfs
2.keep it nice, dont include anyone in it in a way that is offending.
3. Have fun

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Khronic
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When Chuck Norris goes for a swim, he doesn't become wet..... the water gets Chuck Norris.

Scotty_OBag
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I pitty the fool who came up with this!

steevo15
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.


Actually everyone can sneeze with their eyes open. It was proved on a show called Mythbusters.
Tiruga
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.

haha

The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.

pauler94
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What a necro'd thread. Well, actually it's the original copy of a repeat thread.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Zega
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Zega
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Chuck Norris is better than you! =D It's true!

Minute
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Minute
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Chuck norris does not own a microwave, oven, or stove because revenge is a dish best served cold.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chucknorris?
All of it.

If by some incredible space-time-parodox Chuck Norris was ever to fight himself, He'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.

The cheif export of Chuck Norris is pain.

patriotboy1
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patriotboy1
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Here is a true good joke:

Chuck Norris and Mr.T AREN'T overrated

PossibleInstability
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PossibleInstability
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Ok, there was another Chuck Norris jokes thread made today. It already got locked. Why on earth would you find it a good idea to make another?

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