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ajajaj92
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I just come back from a trip and I thought:"Airplane food is delicius!".I ate even the vegetals of my sandwich!

Also,in this topic,The Funniest Thing you did on a Airplane(Just for making people laught in this topic).Well my FTA(Funniest Thing I did on a Airplane) was like this:

I was on a one and a half hour trip by a Airplane,And a baby was siting opposite me and one Airplane chair stuff behind me,then the baby beggins to cry,and man!What a cry!
The only thing I could do to forgeth about the baby was eating peanuts!But about 45 minutes later(after the take-off) the Airplane was out of peanuts!I ate them all!But the baby didint stop crying!I vomited about 3 bags of vomit
(the back that is in front of you in case of motion sickness) and that was the only minute the baby stoped crying and laughted!

I was about eight or nine years old when it happened.

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Graham
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me and my sister sang this song entirely made of La's.. La la lalala lala . la luh (deep)la la (high)leh la luh, for a super long time until the plane landed. the guy in front of us was so annoyed he'd just glare back at us. i can't do the song now because voice is too deep

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one time on a connect flight to cancun (i think we were stopping at colorado first) i was sitting across the aisle from my family, and this couple was sitting next to me on my right. listening to my ipod, i accidentally farted just loud enough to be noticed by the lovebirds next to me. they glared at me, but i just kept listening to my ipod as if nothing had happened. it was a looong and awkward fight lol

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OMG MAJOR FAIL, I meant my dad* not my dog lol


Haha!

I was wondering why your dog would be arrested.

Though it is strange, that your dad got arrested for that. Mint spray.
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ya after 9/11 anything in a bottle is a no no and my funny story is really funny its just more embarassing me and my gf and her family were on a flight to somewhere i forgot when she suggested we go to the bathroom for "fun" and after we were done she walked out of bathroom and i was going to go after awhile so no one would notice when this fat guy walked in it was kinda awkward but he said he wouldnt tell anyone

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I remember we were on accent back in '03 going from Sky Harbor International Airport to Seattle International Airport and I had just remembered I had a deathly fear of flying. So we're rising up and I got the window seat and I was watching that wing tip go up and down. Worse thing was, I was listening to the intro to St. Anger and I curled up next to my mom and just about crapped my pants. My mom still hasn't stopped making fun of me.

Airplane food? Good stuff. Alaska Airlines is the best. You get a sandwich and crackers. You also get unlimited drinks. Real good stuff.

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I accidentally opened the door when someone was using the toilet...

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I translated for an 80 year old Mexican woman and told her what to do once the plane landed. Fun stuff.

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I translated for an 80 year old Mexican woman and told her what to do once the plane landed. Fun stuff.


That's interesting.

I accidentally opened the door when someone was using the toilet...


Wow! What an idiot that person is.

Airplane food? Good stuff. Alaska Airlines is the best. You get a sandwich and crackers. You also get unlimited drinks. Real good stuff.


Next time I need to go to Alaska, I'll take Alaska Airlines then.

ya after 9/11 anything in a bottle is a no no and my funny story is really funny its just more embarassing me and my gf and her family were on a flight to somewhere i forgot when she suggested we go to the bathroom for "fun" and after we were done she walked out of bathroom and i was going to go after awhile so no one would notice when this fat guy walked in it was kinda awkward but he said he wouldnt tell anyone


Fun? What exactly did you do?
ajajaj92
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ya after 9/11 anything in a bottle is a no no and my funny story is really funny its just more embarassing me and my gf and her family were on a flight to somewhere i forgot when she suggested we go to the bathroom for "fun" and after we were done she walked out of bathroom and i was going to go after awhile so no one would notice when this fat guy walked in it was kinda awkward but he said he wouldnt tell anyone

Whoa!"fun" in a airplane...hee hee.

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Next time I need to go to Alaska, I'll take Alaska Airlines then.


-_-

They go throughout the American Pacific Northwest as well as flying as far as Moscow.
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ya after 9/11 anything in a bottle is a no no and my funny story is really funny its just more embarassing me and my gf and her family were on a flight to somewhere i forgot when she suggested we go to the bathroom for "fun" and after we were done she walked out of bathroom and i was going to go after awhile so no one would notice when this fat guy walked in it was kinda awkward but he said he wouldnt tell anyone




That is the funniest thing ive read today.
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lol .... wow that is an amazing story hoodhulk, what happend after you did that ??


The flight attendant said that we shouldn't do that and we could get fined if we kept on doing it and stuff we mostly tried our hardest not to laugh in the ladies face.
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I've only been on a plane once, and I didn't do anything stupid or funny. Just sat there, and slept, lol. As for food, I ask what food? All we got was a bag of peanuts. Only one bag too, for a five hour flight. Luckily I ate before I left.

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we didnt eat we just stole food from the cart whil the lady pasted by...XD

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Some airlines dont offer food continental is a good one to fly and american airlines I think. Those hot flight attendants are so hard to take seriously sometimes lol way to go hood

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