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ajajaj92
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I just come back from a trip and I thought:"Airplane food is delicius!".I ate even the vegetals of my sandwich!

Also,in this topic,The Funniest Thing you did on a Airplane(Just for making people laught in this topic).Well my FTA(Funniest Thing I did on a Airplane) was like this:

I was on a one and a half hour trip by a Airplane,And a baby was siting opposite me and one Airplane chair stuff behind me,then the baby beggins to cry,and man!What a cry!
The only thing I could do to forgeth about the baby was eating peanuts!But about 45 minutes later(after the take-off) the Airplane was out of peanuts!I ate them all!But the baby didint stop crying!I vomited about 3 bags of vomit
(the back that is in front of you in case of motion sickness) and that was the only minute the baby stoped crying and laughted!

I was about eight or nine years old when it happened.

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I never get too taste the good stuff. I always fly coach.

My FTA is when I was listening to music and I fell over and leaned on some other women. And I was asleep.

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I always vomit when on the trip, land, sea and air. I remember I eat noodle and/or similar like noodle food, and I always vomit, but you vomit quicker in an airplane than on land or sea.

Supposedly my dog got arrested for having on of those minty sprays you spray in your mouth to make it fresh and minty but then he was fined like 200 dollars even though he bought it after security


This is unbelieveable.... dog ------- dad

it's an 'a' and an 'o', it's far on the keyboard.

I was wondering a 'd' that got arrested and fined, it would be epic.

what is FTA? Flying Tank Awwrgh!
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FTA is the Funiest Thing you done on a Airplane

can also be called FTYDA,but it sounds strange in my opinion

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This one time I pretended to be a terrorist and revealed fake bombs I'd strapped to myself. Everyone had a good laugh about that one.

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Well I have been on 10 planes and will be going on more soon. (mostlikely) I absolutly hate it though.
Now if you ever get on a plane then never ever ever in your life go to Chicago becuase when you leave it will feel like you are falling.

Well I was sitting quietly in my seat but had to go to the bahroom really bad. So I got up to go but the plane mabe a slight turn but the pilot decided that he didn't have any passengers. He thn mabe he plane go sideways (not entirely but enough to no be able to stand) and I feel on this hooker looking lady. It was funny but she wouldn't stop screaming. I never got introubly but the pilot should've.

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When I was 16, my local football (soccer) team went on a tour to Germany. We knew the drinking age there was 16, so we thought there's no point wasting time and all got absolutely hammered, off of those tiny cans of beer you get on the plane. Our team record was 22! Of course, I won't mention what the score was the next day...

I smoked an odorless bong on the plain, and got sent to Guantanamo Bay.


Is your real name Kumar by any chance?
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no you didnt. stop trying to be 420.

valkyrie1119
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no you didnt. stop trying to be 420.


Judging by how strange that guy is, I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
FloydTC
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Judging by how strange that guy is, I wouldn't be surprised if he did.


the guy is 13. 420 or not it didnt happen.
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I know he isn't 420. Believe it or not I think someone hacked his page.

FloydTC
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EvilPumpkinman or me?


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Evilpumpkinman is not 420. I know that. He was actually pretty nice, then I think he got hacked. I bet he's been banned now, otherwise he would still be spamming. But whoever hacked him has a serious problem with Yakooza.

Anyway, back to topic. The funniest thing that ever happened on an airplane was when some idiot opened up one of those emergency hatches on accident. The flight people got really mad at him.

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did people fall out?

valkyrie1119
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did people fall out?


The guy who opened it practically got sucked out, but he managed to stay inside and close the hatch.
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haha did they move him to another seat?

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