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Destor
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So. This is a list of things that happen when you spend too much time on armorgames. This isn't supposed to be serious. It's supposed to give people a few lolz. Just add to the list, but make sure to copy/paste the whole thing before you add, just for posterity.

You know you've spent too much time on Armor when
1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read oooonnneee mmmooorrreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.

Enjoy the list, and add more!

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Daizidawizard9000
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615: When you delete all the spam on AG.

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616: when you get all the achievements in every blue elephant game.

Patrick2011
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617: When you think you are the only good user.

Daizidawizard9000
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618: When you think every misspelled word on AG is vile proof of someone will spam.

Patrick2011
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619: When you think anyone with bad grammar is underaged.

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#620: When you have a shrine dedicated to the founders of AG.

#621: When you reply to every thread in every forum on AG.

#622: When the Mods ask you for help.

#623: When you have friended every user on AG. Including the ones who have left or died of old age.

#624: When your "about" reads like a complete history of AG.

#625: When you pledge your life and soul to AG.

#626: When you are regarded as a clan of one.

#627: When you have rated every game, and left a detailed guide and analysis of it in their comments.

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#628: When you have a post on every page of this thread.

#629: When you can't leave your home without running into someone you met on AG.

#630: When the people who flame, despise and disrespect the Mods become humble in your presence.

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#631: when you realize that more time past in the "real world" than in your game world

#632: when you start to think that the monsters in monster dan are look delicius.

#633: when you imagane WW2 as warfar 1944.

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#622: When the Mods ask you for help.


that one made my day.

#634: when you hear the word ninja you think you got ninjad on ag.

#635: when you wear only clothes with the ag-logo on them.

#636: when you hear the word nazi you think you wrote or said something wrong.
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#637: When you learn more history from warfare 1944 than in your actual history class.

#638: When you have written an entire novel in your AMW thread.

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689: When everyone on AG celebrates your B-day.

CommanderPaladin
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#690: When you freak out every time some part of AG goes down for maintenance. *furtively raises hand*

#691: When you demand that people bow before you because you're a Gold King on AG.

#692: When people actually bow before you because you're a Gold King on AG.

#693: When you consider someone else wanting to get on the computer as a Boss Battle.

#694: When you get sick and go to the doctor, and you ask how many HP you have left.

#695: When you actually build the AG logo in shop class. And get a high grade for it.

Daizidawizard9000
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#696: When you make a club that AG users can go to.

#697: When you make everyone celebrate the day you joined.

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#698: When you find the love of your life on armor games and get married through Facebook.

#699: When you play Wasted Youth instead of going to school.

#700: When you attempt to get up off the couch to reach for the TV remote but decide it's too difficult.

#701: When you tell people that you killed 500 Trojans on Achilles 2 and they believe you.

#702: When you die on the Last Stand Union City and shoot the computer screen with your rifle.

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#703: When you start puking pastries

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