First, I open an inter-dimensional rift right next to you with a modified quantum torpedo, and shove you in. The other end exists a week later in time, within my instance of the final battle of gemcraft chapter 0-after I've finished all 228 regular waves. There, you act as the super-guardian of the gem. I then place grade 11+ prismatic or grade 7+ shock gems in every tower (not currently done to reduce lag, but i have some uber-grade 12's), and pure cyan (shock) traps for the entire path-plus my uber-powerfull slowing gem that slows you by 94% for 1300 seconds, and can be moved around as needed. Then, after your banishment cost becomes too high for my mana pool to survive, but before you reach my strongpoint (estimated time; several years, less if you become heavily resistant or immune to my shocking abilities before then), I quickly toss 7 grade 7+ gems at the GOE; for the last one, I combine all but a few of my gems into a single grade 17(+/-2) prismatic gem and toss it as the final gem bomb. You are severely injured in that moment; first by my super bomb, then by the GOE shockwave. you are also attacked by The Forgotten, who enters you instead of me, causing you continuous damage from here on out (in fact, NOTHING can save you now, you will eventually succumb...it may take a while). I then use a singularity torpedo (makes a mini black hole-time dilation) on you and run for it. Then, thanks to the wormhole that formed from my black hole, you get tossed into gemcraft chapter one as the final boss. (though you probably won't take much more damage there, as you should be fairly resistant to gems by that point)
...I also get stunned for at least 1 round, as you are immune to the poison in my prismatics (an extensive amount, as it so happens).
Of course, if your resistance to my gems does not go up very quickly while you're being attacked, you will be destroyed before you walk over as much as 10% of the path, as my actual gems have already destroyed several monsters with over 100million hp, and the last wave has 8 monsters with 1 billion hp each, and there are a few giants with over 10billion hp.
fractalman: Amazing! You inflicted UBER TREMENDULOUS INSANE damage! But this time, not the normal 8 numbers, but 9!!
-980'176'537
There are quite a lot of other people with decent attacks, all of them together inflict:
-480'565'634
Stats: HP: 3'590'515'864 Immunities: Immune to ALL spam Immune to banhammer Immune to indecision Immune to poison Immune to nukes Immune to ALL guns Immune to ALL abusive attacks Immune to rubber Immune to chickens (literally and figuratively lol) SUPER immunities: (trying to do anything that looks like them kills you for 50 turns, so watch out!) Anything that has to do with God or anything. All kinds of gems that exist. <DANGER! NEW SUPER IMMUNITY!> status effects: None dead people: None
I shall use Ice cream and then you come to grab teh ice cream and eat it, I will be like hah the ice cream was actually DOG POOP!!! :O Then I'll say it was also mixed with ELEPHANT DUNG! And you will explode in surprise and confusion. Also, then I'll make you listen to the worst music in the world but you won't know who it is by :O!!! Making you explode in surprise and confusion again.
Side Note: I just read what I wrote and I'm thinking to myself what the hell am I on?
I use a debuff that debuffs your debuff immunity so I cann debuff your other immunities and hit you with a burnt marshmellow, you try to eat it and spit blood insted of it, you die because you gagged my marshmellow and I rage and call unicorns and they kill you >
I get everyone every alein everywhere to surround you and kill you with a gun what has 100000 ammo per clip they all have 65 clips and they have grenade laucnhers and they get spaceships and they all pick up objects like the efiel tower to crush you and the grenades are 65X a house but hits someone it does'nt do a exploshion to hit all my pepole and they have 100000000 of thos ha beat that
I shall pound it into a pulp with a meat tenderizer, take its liquidized, pulpy remains and put them in a balloon, then I shall light the balloon on fire and throw my improvised fiery stinkbomb into my neighbor's house via his window. Taaadaaa!
