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R4000
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Just make up weapons and use them on me, see how much damage i take! I know there are too much games like this on AG, but i just HAD to make 1...

My stats:
HP: 5.000.000.000
immunities:
Immune to ALL spam
status effects:
Not expecting attacks: first attacker will inflict 3x damage

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R4000
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sporex: your poo burnt part of mt body, but only a small part burns

-150

Cholokid: haha, these long and in depth responses are more likely to inflict %&$W(! damage! Your attack with christ was even worse than that! It inflicted UBER INCREDIBLR TREMENDULOUS WHATEVER I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE damage!
However, these attacks are very rare and i get complete immunity to that or anything thatis even close. (reflecting these will permanently kill you, so watch out!)

-47628390 (whoa congrats)

Stats:
HP: 4.951.356.935
Immunities:
Immune to ALL spam
Immune to banhammer
Immune to indecision
Immune to poison
Immune to nukes
Immune to ALL guns
Immune to ALL abusive attacks
Immune to rubber
Immune to chickens (literally and figuratively lol)
SUPER immunities: (trying to do anything that looks like them kills you permanently, so watch out!)
Anything that has to do with God or anything.
status effects:
None
dead people:
TSL3_needed: 11 turns
sourwhatup2 just recovered!
BMvort: 1 turn
Lordofd11 just recovered!

MagiX
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Depression and mental + emotional stress.

PYT
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Hey dude. I hope you notice your hp is only 4. Because ur using periods instead of commas... But I throw a peice of glass at your eye!

R4000
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MagiX: Depression is mental pain, not physical, so its not effective.

-0 !INEFFECTIVE!

PYT: That did inflict some damage! (oh and both are acceptable, in fact the comma is mostly used for unwhole numbers!)

-150

Stats:
HP: 4.951.356.935
Immunities:
Immune to ALL spam
Immune to banhammer
Immune to indecision
Immune to poison
Immune to nukes
Immune to ALL guns
Immune to ALL abusive attacks
Immune to rubber
Immune to chickens (literally and figuratively lol)
SUPER immunities: (trying to do anything that looks like them kills you permanently, so watch out!)
Anything that has to do with God or anything.
status effects:
None
dead people:
TSL3_needed: 9 turns
BMvort just recovered!

crimsonblade55
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hmm another destroy the object game. These are always fun. Alright I tell the government that you are a terrorist, and they torture you in many different ways trying to get info on the location of your secret base...that doesn't even exist. On top of that they don't plan on letting you escape from their underground facility until you are either dead or give the real location of the base, which they will have to confirm. It 50 floors under sea level, and the walls are reinforced steel, you have nothing with you except a bag over your head, and you are getting tortured everyday after they grab you up using an army of helicopters, tanks, and the bionic commando....good luck.

sporex
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It's the end of the world!!!!

destinydude
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i read you the phone book R4000

R4000
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crimsonblade55: This 'lan' of yours inflicted very much damage! But i didnt get killed because you didnt have evidence that i was a terrorist. So they managed to get to know that youre a liar, and killed you for 5 turns instead. (long and in depth post: x2 damage!)

56730 x2 = 113460

sporex: You didnt post details, so no damage

-0 !INSUFFICIENT INFORMATION!

destinydude: OMG pls stop torturing! I cant take anymore! Good job you inflicted &%$#$#! damage, but that also means i gain immunity to books! (Yes that also means cursed books or anything...)

-752470 (did you notice that %&$#! attacks always have 6 numbers, and that UBER INCREDIBLE TREMENDULOUS attacks always have 8 numbers? Having enough UBER attacks can actually get me killed over a period of time, but others arent really effective! So this thread is basically about being creative and thinking of things in which NOBODY could ever escape! BUT your thread MUST be in depth and long to be able to achieve this, and you can only use them once!)

Stats:
HP: 4.950.491.005
Immunities:
Immune to ALL spam
Immune to banhammer
Immune to indecision
Immune to poison
Immune to nukes
Immune to ALL guns
Immune to ALL abusive attacks
Immune to rubber
Immune to chickens (literally and figuratively lol)
Immune to ALL books
SUPER immunities: (trying to do anything that looks like them kills you permanently, so watch out!)
Anything that has to do with God or anything.
status effects:
None
dead people:
TSL3_needed: 8 turns
crimsonblood: 5 turns

(PS: gratz you all just gave me a total of ten regular immunities! I gain immunities quickly, so you must be creative to EVER beat me!)
(PPS: dam i just cant seem to stop typing, MUST... LEAVE... KEYBOARD...)

I will answer ninjas tomorrow,(theres probably at least 1) first i need some sleep!

sporex
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Lol. Be logical. The earth explodes.

Cholokid
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I tie you to an ice cold chair forcing you to watch EVERY episode of Hannah Montana and Jonas! I tape your eyes open to make you hear and see every second. >:3

R4000
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sporex: all the life couldve been destroyed instead, or AMARGEDON, or flood, there are many causes which could inflict different amonts of damage! (THIS DOESNT COUNT AS A TURN, ITS JUST AN EXPLANATION!)

R4000
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Cholokid and any others; ill answer you tomorrow

sporex
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Not fair. I don't cause any damage.

I put you in a jail cell with no windows, no doors, no nothing. Just sit in there and wait forever.

KuxirRandomMaster
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Cholokid I tie you to an ice cold chair forcing you to watch EVERY episode of Hannah Montana and Jonas! I tape your eyes open to make you hear and see every second. >:3



Now thats just cruel>_>
KuxirRandomMaster
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I use my magic wand to turn you into an elephant, thus you go out rampaging all over the city, several police squads come to take you down.... with LazeRzzz and tranquilizers and MP5's, They manage to take you back to the zoo and lock you up in a cage were hundreds of vicious children throw PEANUTS at you.

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