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Kipdon

2,169 posts

Peasant

Posted July 29, '09 12:05am UTC

This is just a little game. It's sort of like destroy the wall games except it has a few little twists. The objective is to defeat the beast, or its enemies.

Beast's Stats-
HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000
MP: 5,000/5,000
Immunities:
None
Allies of the Beast:
None
Area:
City

Slayers of the Beast:
None
Dead:
None
Banned:
None
Items:
None

The Beast rampages towards a city.

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bhav

4 posts

Nomad

Posted July 29, '09 2:13am UTC

I'll use an awesome shield which CANT BE DESTROYED and I have a Flamesword which does Max damage: 100,000,000,000,000 and Min Damage: 99,999,999,999,999 and it cant be dodged, blocked and missed, auto-lock mode. Pwned.

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bhav

4 posts

Nomad

Posted July 29, '09 2:15am UTC

wait i meant Coldsword...

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Squidaga

95 posts

Nomad

Posted July 29, '09 2:25am UTC

I leap on the Beast's back and hold the Necronomicon to the back of its head, fusing it with the powers of my master, Cthulhu (The Sumerian [First civilization ever created] Squid-Dragon God of death and guardian of the underworld). This transforms him into a beast with tentacles and and bat wings, boosting his power imensely. Being fused with the power of my master I also become his allie.

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted July 29, '09 2:26am UTC

i use gentle fist to lock bhav's movements before he attack.

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Green12324

4,097 posts

Peasant

Posted July 29, '09 2:50am UTC

You try to join the beast, but it wants an offering in return for sparing you.

I ask it what it would like.

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the_manta

4,535 posts

Peasant

Posted July 29, '09 2:54am UTC

I'm... dead?

-_-'

That seems cheap.

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JJ52

1,150 posts

Nomad

Posted July 29, '09 2:56am UTC

Hmmm..... I apologize to the beast and as an offering I kill Sporex and bhav.

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Kipdon

2,169 posts

Peasant

Posted July 29, '09 2:57am UTC

I use A Magic Power to freeze the beast's Foots

Feet, and the beast becomes frozen in place.

I ask if I can join the beast to help destroy these little pests trying to kill it.

The beast wants an offering first.

I tell Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the beast.

Chuck Norris doesn't get ordered around, he pwns you.

I poop on the beast. UBER poop.

The beast takes small damage. (-500) It retaliates by tossing you away.

I'll use an awesome shield which CANT BE DESTROYED and I have a Flamesword which does Max damage: 100,000,000,000,000 and Min Damage: 99,999,999,999,999 and it cant be dodged, blocked and missed, auto-lock mode. Pwned.

wait i meant Coldsword...

The beast realizes that it is screwed so it teleports everyone to the 2nd Dimension. Also, PARADOX, your attack is revoked.

I leap on the Beast's back and hold the Necronomicon to the back of its head, fusing it with the powers of my master, Cthulhu (The Sumerian [First civilization ever created] Squid-Dragon God of death and guardian of the underworld). This transforms him into a beast with tentacles and and bat wings, boosting his power imensely. Being fused with the power of my master I also become his allie.

Very well, you become his ally. But of course...

i use gentle fist to lock bhav's movements before he attack.

Too late, but you kill bhav.

I ask it what it would like.

It hears you but doesn't respond. Apparently you should come up with your own idea.

Beast's Stats-
HP: 988,499/1,000,000
MP: 5,000/5,000
Immunities:
Bombs
Fire
Allies of the Beast:
Squidga
Area:
Void

Slayers of the Beast:
LLeRRoux
JJ52
dcoold
sonicheroes95
sporex
Dante1598523
bhav
Sarthra21
Dead:
bhav (2 turns)
Banned:
BijouRIP
Items:
None

[quote]I use A Magic Power to freeze the beast's Foots[/quote]\r\n\r\nFeet, and the beast becomes frozen in place.\r\n\r\n[quote]I ask if I can join the beast to help destroy these little pests trying to kill it.[/quote]\r\n\r\nThe beast wants an offering first.\r\n\r\n[quote]I tell Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the beast.[/quote]\r\n\r\nChuck Norris doesn't get ordered around, he pwns you.\r\n\r\n[quote]I poop on the beast. UBER poop.[/quote]\r\n\r\nThe beast takes small damage. (-500) It retaliates by tossing you away.\r\n\r\n[quote]I'll use an awesome shield which CANT BE DESTROYED and I have a Flamesword which does Max damage: 100,000,000,000,000 and Min Damage: 99,999,999,999,999 and it cant be dodged, blocked and missed, auto-lock mode. Pwned.[/quote][quote]wait i meant Coldsword...[/quote]\r\n\r\nThe beast realizes that it is screwed so it teleports everyone to the 2nd Dimension. Also, PARADOX, your attack is revoked.\r\n\r\n[quote]I leap on the Beast's back and hold the Necronomicon to the back of its head, fusing it with the powers of my master, Cthulhu (The Sumerian [First civilization ever created] Squid-Dragon God of death and guardian of the underworld). This transforms him into a beast with tentacles and and bat wings, boosting his power imensely. Being fused with the power of my master I also become his allie.[/quote]\r\n\r\nVery well, you become his ally. But of course...\r\n[img]http://atom.smasher.org/error/xp.png.php?icon=Error3&title=Fatal+error!&text=The+Necronomicon+is+destroyed+in+the+process+but+the+beast+is+still+merged.&b1=&b2=&b3=[/img]\r\n\r\n[quote]i use gentle fist to lock bhav's movements before he attack.[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nToo late, but you kill bhav.\r\n\r\n[quote]I ask it what it would like.[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt hears you but doesn't respond. Apparently you should come up with your own idea.\r\n\r\nBeast's Stats-\r\nHP: 988,499/1,000,000\r\nMP: 5,000/5,000\r\nImmunities:\r\nBombs\r\nFire\r\nAllies of the Beast:\r\nSquidga\r\nArea:\r\nVoid\r\n\r\nSlayers of the Beast:\r\nLLeRRoux\r\nJJ52\r\ndcoold\r\nsonicheroes95\r\nsporex\r\nDante1598523\r\nbhav\r\nSarthra21\r\nDead:\r\nbhav (2 turns)\r\nBanned:\r\nBijouRIP\r\nItems:\r\nNone

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Squidaga

95 posts

Nomad

Posted July 29, '09 2:57am UTC

Don't worry Manta you'll revive soon, then I'll Shoop Da Whoop you Back to six feet under from whence you came ^_^

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sporex

1,730 posts

Nomad

Posted July 29, '09 2:59am UTC

Well, I guess I turn into a parasite and lay eggs in him. And then, I eat his organs from the inside.

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Kipdon

2,169 posts

Peasant

Posted July 29, '09 2:59am UTC

Ok, the picture didn't work. Let's make this short though...
the_manta, you're alive.
JJ52 that doesn't work.
Squidaga I don't have time.
Good night everyone.

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Squidaga

95 posts

Nomad

Posted July 29, '09 3:02am UTC

Dang and that was my only Necronomicon ... Well off to Barnes and Nobles where they sell Dark tomes tomes that Priests burn out of fear. (Seriously, you really can buy the Necronomicon there. *Squidaga leaves Void for a few Turns*

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dcoold

914 posts

Nomad

Posted July 29, '09 3:24am UTC

i try to trap it with a gigantic cage

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samdawghomie

3,550 posts

Peasant

Posted July 29, '09 3:28am UTC

I ask what the Beast wants.

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Squidaga

95 posts

Nomad

Posted July 29, '09 3:32am UTC

[just a suggjestion people, maybe we should cool down for the night so he isn't swamped when he gets back, that way, there's alot less chance he'll get annoyed and quit the thread.]

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