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Kipdon
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Kipdon
2,169 posts
Peasant

This is just a little game. It's sort of like destroy the wall games except it has a few little twists. The objective is to defeat the beast, or its enemies.

Beast's Stats-
HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000
MP: 5,000/5,000
Immunities:
None
Allies of the Beast:
None
Area:
City

Slayers of the Beast:
None
Dead:
None
Banned:
None
Items:
None

The Beast rampages towards a city.

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Noremak0
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Noremak0
67 posts
Nomad

I poke it with my amazing death finger of doom that melts anything into a tiny glop of deadness and blobiness.

Green12324
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Green12324
4,097 posts
Peasant

I try to befriend The Beast once again by offering it a huge plate of its favorite food.

Kipdon
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Kipdon
2,169 posts
Peasant

MAJOR OVERLOAD!
All attacks and defenses fail. My brain explosion however damaged the beast greatly. (-100,000)

Beast's Stats-
HP: 798,499/1,000,000
MP: 5,000/5,000
Immunities:
Bombs
Fire
Allies of the Beast:
Squidaga
Samdawg
Green12324
Area:
Void

Slayers of the Beast:
LLeRRoux
JJ52
dcoold
sonicheroes95
sporex
Dante1598523
bhav
Sarthra21
Dead:
None
Banned:
BijouRIP
Items:
None

Samdawg and Green did befriend the beast though.
Next time, make a limit on posting.

tyler0284
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tyler0284
119 posts
Nomad

how did jesus fail?? wow ok you just didnt want to write it out

Kipdon
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Kipdon
2,169 posts
Peasant

Oh yeah, I didn't see your comment until afterward. Here's the reason, you claimed to be Jesus so God shot you with lightning.

tyler0284
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tyler0284
119 posts
Nomad

lol thank you

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

i use chaos spear on the attacking people and try to befriend the beast.

dcoold
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dcoold
914 posts
Nomad

i get the airforce toshoot it with there guns

Riou1231
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Riou1231
4,825 posts
Peasant

I attempt to make a communication device (to put on my ear) so i can understand the Beast's senseless roars of retardedness so i can be it's ally.

Caucheka
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Caucheka
440 posts
Nomad

THIS TIME I SUMMON CTHULHU TO PROTECT THE BEAST

Zedralan
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Zedralan
98 posts
Nomad

This is a good game, as a matter of fact very good.

Zedralan charges at the beast, jumping with power at it's head. With dual swords he charges into the beast's mouth and slices it internally, finally pouring some real spicy chili sauce on the tongue and escaping.

warpatato
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warpatato
84 posts
Nomad

Its snipping time!!


I will shoot the beast in the eye 2x (in e.a)

btw the bullets r mini bomb

Kipdon
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Kipdon
2,169 posts
Peasant

i use chaos spear on the attacking people and try to befriend the beast.


You manage to kill dcoold. The beast still isn't that fond of you.

i get the airforce toshoot it with there guns


The air force flies over. The beast eats them all. (stunned for 2 turns)

I attempt to make a communication device (to put on my ear) so i can understand the Beast's senseless roars of retardedness so i can be it's ally.


You do so and the beast starts roaring. It translates: "Why are these people attacking me? I don't even know how this all happened."

THIS TIME I SUMMON CTHULHU TO PROTECT THE BEAST


*buzzer sound* Only Squidaga can summon Cthulu. Also the beast was already mixed with Cthulu.

Zedralan charges at the beast, jumping with power at it's head. With dual swords he charges into the beast's mouth and slices it internally, finally pouring some real spicy chili sauce on the tongue and escaping.


The beast breathes fire and launches you out. (Dead for 2 turns)

I will shoot the beast in the eye 2x (in e.a)


The bullets explode, the beast doesn't flinch. (Mini-bombs still count)

Beast's Stats-
HP: 798,499/1,000,000
MP: 5,000/5,000
Immunities:
Bombs
Fire
Allies of the Beast:
Squidaga
Samdawg
Green12324
Area:
Void
Status: Stunned (2 turns)

Slayers of the Beast:
LLeRRoux
JJ52
dcoold
sonicheroes95
sporex
Dante1598523
bhav
Sarthra21
Dead:
None
Banned:
BijouRIP
Items:
None
Riou1231
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Riou1231
4,825 posts
Peasant

I tell the beast, "I don't know... perhaps they just hate you? Or their really really retarded... Anyways! I'm here to help you!"

Kipdon
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Kipdon
2,169 posts
Peasant

I tell the beast, "I don't know... perhaps they just hate you? Or their really really retarded... Anyways! I'm here to help you!"


The beast roars. It translates: "I just want to get back home, this place hates me."

Beast's Stats-
HP: 798,499/1,000,000
MP: 5,000/5,000
Immunities:
Bombs
Fire
Allies of the Beast:
Squidaga
Samdawg
Green12324
Riou1231
Area:
Void
Status: Stunned (1 turn)

Slayers of the Beast:
LLeRRoux
JJ52
dcoold
sonicheroes95
sporex
Dante1598523
bhav
Sarthra21
Dead:
None
Banned:
BijouRIP
Items:
None
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