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Kipdon
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Kipdon
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Peasant

This is just a little game. It's sort of like destroy the wall games except it has a few little twists. The objective is to defeat the beast, or its enemies.

Beast's Stats-
HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000
MP: 5,000/5,000
Immunities:
None
Allies of the Beast:
None
Area:
City

Slayers of the Beast:
None
Dead:
None
Banned:
None
Items:
None

The Beast rampages towards a city.

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bullmetal
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bullmetal
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i turn around with my desert egale and while he is on top of me i shoot him in the nuts then i continue shooting the beast eyes out after i finish squidaga off now he is just a dead body

Squidaga
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You fail at doing that, beacause The attack has inhibited your movement a.k.a. any possible action , and besides if you did blow my nuts off that would only piss me off and make me kill you faster, not kill me.

bullmetal
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bullmetal
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no i see u comeing frome behind turn around blow ur nutz off then shoot u in the temple

dcoold
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dcoold
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Nomad

i call in a satellite laser blast

tyler0284
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tyler0284
119 posts
Nomad

i pee on him... YEAH this game is OVER REJOICE

bullmetal
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bullmetal
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Peasant

from a cliff way above the monster i shoot a arrow and hit the monster in the temple

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

i hack the satilate's computer and make it hit bull metal.

Riou1231
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Riou1231
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Hmm... So old beastie want's to get home? I start making plans for a space ship! That the beast can actually fly with his amazingly tiny brain!

Caucheka
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Caucheka
440 posts
Nomad

aww only squidaga can summon cthulhu?
fine then i summon richard to protect the beast.

Kipdon
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Kipdon
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I put twice as much glass under the beasts feet ha


The beast goes into berzerker form. It kills you. (17dman dead for 5 turns)

after i am done i shoot dante.


dman is already dead so... (dante dead for 2 turns)

i take a desert egale and shoot the beast's eyes out


Did I mention that the beast has a helmet covering its eyes in berzerker form? No effect.

I leap out of an Inter-dementional portal, wearing a black hoodie and duct tape wrapped around my arms and legs. I land on top of Bullmetal, pinning him down, preventing movement as I continually disembowel him with my claws. He should be Incappacitated very soon.


You kill Bullmetal. (Bullmetal dead for 3 turns)

i call in a satellite laser blast


The beast teleports just as it hits it. (-2,000) (Area: Volcano)

i pee on him... YEAH this game is OVER REJOICE


The beast cuts you to pieces before you can pee. (tyler0284 dead for 4 turns)

Hmm... So old beastie want's to get home? I start making plans for a space ship! That the beast can actually fly with his amazingly tiny brain!


You do know the beast can teleport. Right? It would have left by now if it knew where its home was.

fine then i summon richard to protect the beast.


Who's richard? Explain or failure.

Furthermore, I highly recommend you people don't mass post again. I mean, two pages!?! That is ridiculous. Don't you ever sleep? *bashes head through wall*

Beast's Stats-
HP: 795,989/1,000,000
MP: 5,000/5,000
Immunities:
Bombs
Fire
Missiles
Glass
Allies of the Beast:
Squidaga
Samdawg
Green12324
Riou1231
sonicheroes95
Area:
Volcano
Status:

Slayers of the Beast:
LLeRRoux
JJ52
dcoold
sporex
Dante1598523
bhav
Sarthra21
Haku1234567890
17dman
LegendSun
tyler0284
Bullmetal
Dead:
17dman (5 turns)
dante (2 turns)
Bullmetal (3 turns)
Banned:
BijouRIP
Squidaga
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Squidaga
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Nomad

After Feasting on the oddly delisious corpse of Bullmetal(YAYZ!!! =D) I leap on dcoold, in atempt to get the "Double jump" acheivement (L4D reference lol)

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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i summon shadow the hedgehog and tell him to help protect the beast.

parrot657
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parrot657
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I hide in a place the beast or any of his allies can see me, then I summon another beast 40 feet tall with 6000 teeth, 11 eyes, and 7 hands to fight him. And an army of velociraptors following him to fight his allies .

Riou1231
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Riou1231
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So the Beast can teleport but IT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT LIVES?!?!?!?!?! You gotta be kidding me! Anyways... I guess I'll help protect it until it realizes it can teleport back home, I craft it some powerful titanium armor!

Kipdon
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Kipdon
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After Feasting on the oddly delisious corpse of Bullmetal(YAYZ!!! =D) I leap on dcoold, in atempt to get the "Double jump" acheivement (L4D reference lol)


Lol, yeah, from the Hunter achievement. You miss and fall into the lava. (Squidaga dead for 2 turns)

i summon shadow the hedgehog and tell him to help protect the beast.


Shadow: No one tells me what to do. CHAOS CONTROL! *teleports elsewhere*

I hide in a place the beast or any of his allies can see me, then I summon another beast 40 feet tall with 6000 teeth, 11 eyes, and 7 hands to fight him. And an army of velociraptors following him to fight his allies .


The beast is torn up from all the attacks. (-50,000) It responds by letting firing a beam of negative energy out of its mouth. Vaporizing all of your summons.

So the Beast can teleport but IT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT LIVES?!?!?!?!?! You gotta be kidding me! Anyways... I guess I'll help protect it until it realizes it can teleport back home, I craft it some powerful titanium armor!


It can't wear armor made by humans. The beast also teleports everyone to a ruined city.

Beast's Stats-
HP: 745,989/1,000,000
MP: 5,000/5,000
Immunities:
Bombs
Fire
Missiles
Glass
Allies of the Beast:
Squidaga
Samdawg
Green12324
Riou1231
sonicheroes95
Area:
Ruined City
Status: Natural Armor

Slayers of the Beast:
LLeRRoux
JJ52
dcoold
sporex
Dante1598523
bhav
Sarthra21
Haku1234567890
17dman
LegendSun
tyler0284
Bullmetal
Dead:
17dman (1 turns)
Squidaga (2 turns)
Banned:
BijouRIP
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