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TSL3_needed
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Well, this is going to be my newspaper. Lets start off with the rules of posting.
Do not post spam. What is spam? Useless short post that have little relevance to the topic at hand.

Do not post stories. All stories must be written by someone with at least 1,000 posts (Exceptions will be given to highly respected members). Once you have done this, email them to me at nimitz96@gmail.com. I will review them and potentially post them in an issue. Only three freelance stories per issue.


That's it, those are the rules of posting.

There will be the first issue, posted at 12:00pm on Friday, July 31st, 2009.

All issues will run in seasons of sorts. There will be twelve issues per season with a seven day period between seasons. Issues are tri-daily, meaning that they come once every three days.

Here are the list of current official 'employees':

TSL3_needed (Director)
Bretttrumpour (Vice Director)
Ernie15 (Riddles and Puzzles; extra content)
Dudeguy45 (Comic[s])
17dman (Secondary Editor)
PrivatePapi (Potential Artist)
Darkroot (Video Games)
Firetail_madness (Forum Games)

Anyone else who wishes to join has to have at least 1,000 posts to qualify for an editor role, if not they get secondary editor (Less likely to get their stories put in, but still more than freelance)

Here is the official list of features (More will be added in time)

Updates on the various art, writing, poetry and music threads in the AMW section.
Riddles/puzzles
Popular debates
Popular RPGs
New RPGs
Awards
A comic
A contest update
Video Games

This will evolve with time. Getting better and more organized. So bear with me.

And to all freelance writers, USE PROPER GRAMMAR! It will not be accepted otherwise. You can resubmit it after revision. Occasional mistakes are allowed though. I can correct those myself.

Finally, all editions will be released at either 12:00pm US Central Time, or 6:00pm US Central Time.

Expect the first issue to be a little choppy. It's more or less a test. Not really an actual issue.

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Moabarmorgamer
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I think the paper's great! Very few grammatical errors(although the symbols get annoying) plus it has my story featured! Lol.

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although the symbols get annoying


Read the second one down. I updated it shortly after I saw those.

Thanks for the compliment. What do you think about the other parts of it?
bretttrumpour
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I think this issue was not that bad for only a few topics.

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QUESTION! can i submit a comic? :P

Moabarmorgamer
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When will the next edition be out, TSL?

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When will the next edition be out, TSL?


I would like to know the same thing myself. I read the two issues and they seem very well organized. A good way to inform people about interesting threads that they may never look at if you didn't.
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Well, it's been 11 days since TSL3 last commented here...

wwefreak360
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this seems cool

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Hehe, lawl. I procrastinated for about three days. Then my life spiraled out.

Expect the next issue on Monday. I can't write it tomorrow. I have something more important than AG then.

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This isn't the right one. This is the draft so I can correct the mistakes.

People, I'm really sorry about the long delay. You can call me king procrastinator.

First Story is by Moat, about a nightmare that happened a few days ago.

The Video Catastrophe
On Monday, August 10th, a user called *Name withheld* posted a thread with a link. It was called "3 Guys, 1 Hammer". And when members of AG clicked the link or c/ped the address, they were horrified at what they saw. Two young men brutally torturing and murdering a helpless old man. When researched via wikipedia, members discovered that this was, in fact, a real video. The thread was immediately deleted by a mod. But for some, the damage was done. Those unfortunate few who c/ped or clicked before the thread was removed from AG felt they were scarred from the viewing of the video. I interviewed a few of the people who viewed the video. This is what they had to say:

Shylagirl says...
Q:What did you think of the video?
A:Im not really sure what to think about it, Im just in shock that someone could do that.
Q:What punishment do you think should be given for the person who posted it?
A:I think they should be kick off AG.
Qid you have any trouble sleeping or anything else after viewing it
A:Yes I did have trouble sleeping, and I still cant get that video out of my head

Poisonarrow says...
Q: What did you think of the video?
A:Well, the bit I did see was horrible. They just started beating the guy... It was disgusting.
Q: What punishment do you think should be given for the person who posted it?
A:Punishment... At first, I thought the user should get a permaban. But, he did apologize profusely, and even wanted the thread deleted. I suppose a temp. ban would have done him good, but I don't think any punishment was given.
Qid you have any trouble sleeping or anything else after viewing it?
A:I have trouble sleeping every night, but I don't think I even slept after that. It was terrible what they did to that man...

TSL said...
Q: What did you think of the video?
A: I thought it was one of the most disgusting videos I've ever seen. I f I were the judge, I would have sentenced those monsters to death by flogging.
Q: What punishment do you think should be given to the person who posted it?
A: A good ole fashion execution. Also known as the permaban. It is inexcusable. It falls under the same category as porn. Instant permaban. He's lucky he met a more merciful mod. Some others would have gone with permanent.
Q: Did you lose sleep or anything else over it?
A: Yes it did make me lose sleep. I only went to sleep at 4 in the morning because of it. I woke up 6 hours later >: (
Moatarmorgamer created a thread entitled "The Video" talking about the video for the people who had seen it. There was much anger and pain in that thread. It was then deleted by Moegreche(name can be removed). And we have all learned a valuable lesson here, members: never click or c/p a link or address without verifying its content. Should the video contain material inappropriate for AG, report it to a moderator. The ArmorGames Insider and its staff sincerely hope that nothing like this ever happens again, and that the members of AG will read our warning and obey it. And we also hope that now that people have seen what videos such as that can do to people, they will no longer post it on a PG-13 site.
By Moatarmorgamer, 8/11/2009

Second is also by Moat, itâs our 'crime watch' of sorts.

ArmorGames has a low spammer, troller, flamer rate(for such a popular website, that is)as we all know. This of course, due to the hard work of our excellent moderators, administrators, and of course, our players(SHOPS in particular). However, some still get through. So we present to you the STFWL: Spammer, Troller, Flamer Watch List. This will include any recent acts of spamming, trolling, or flaming that the AG Insider is aware of, so that you know what's been happening about that.

Troller Report: Where do we start? Several trolling threads have been created, making fun of certain people, races, or religious views. Sometimes, these people do not intend to troll and are accidentally doing so. They simply went a little too far in the Religion, World Events, Politics forum in their arguments. Most of these, however, were locked or deleted. Tips if you see a troll:
1. IGNORE THEM. They want you to get mad and reply, that's why they're trolling.
2. Flag their comments and report them to a moderator. Just reporting the problem right away is the best thing to do, so it can be taken care of.
3. Be careful what you say back to them. I know the first rule is not to reply, but we've all gotten mad and replied to a troller before. So just be careful you don't turn into one too.

Spammer Report: Multiple spammers have been popping up, most noticeably in the Tavern or Forum Games. Here are some noticeable spammers (names withheld)
This was just last night. Two users posted disgusting pictures in the Tavern that had absolutely nothing to do with the subject at hand. The pictures were quickly deleted by a mod, however.
This was not very recent, but still quite noticeable. A spammer simply put trollish comments, flames, and page-long posts comprised of nothing but a single letter repeated over and over in all caps. He even created a thread honoring himself. Sadly, this thread reached an 8 page length. Tips if you see a spammer:
1. DO NOT reply with comments such as "you suck" or "get out of here". These are spam comments themselves.
2. Report them to a moderator. As always, this is what to do if you see something like that. Anything against the rules, report it and then ignore it. Simple.

Flamer Report: Fortunately, I have not encountered a flamer recently or noticeably enough to go into the newspaper. However, here are tips for if you do encounter a flamer:
1. Ignore them. Just like trollers, these people are mean and just looking for attention.
2. Report them. That way, the mods can take care of their comments.
Hope we helped you out!

Now my AMW report, as I always do.

The Who is your best ArmorMatch thread by Klaushouse is doing quite well. The first four of five pages are hilarious, I must tell you. Many people have joined it so far, and Klaushouse is formulating the questionnaire right now.

Bronzeâs Random Art is Bronzesâ art thread where he draws random stuff. At the moment he is drawing people for them. He is a very good artist and I recommend taking a look at his thread.

Another contest sprang up today, this one by Jdoggparty, where he gives a theme and you must draw an armatar that correlates with the theme. The judges are Jdoggparty, Lolonage2 and Fluffybunny422.

Fluffybunny422 also created a contest on August 5th, in which contestants have to modify a picture given to them using any means necessary. The judges are Fluggybunny422, Moatarmorgamer and TSL3_needed.

The Morbid Literature thread is a community thread that allows anyone to post their darker inner thoughts. It is very popular and has some very good writings.

TSL3sâ Darkness is my own personal thread that failed. Itâs not great obviously, but take a look at it for me. Please?

Random Picture of my Dog XD:

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu16/TSL3_needed/DSCN0054.jpg?t=1250491141

TSL3_needed
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People, I'm really sorry about the long delay. You can call me king procrastinator.

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs46/f/2009/216/9/1/Banner_5_by_Pa_pi.png

First Story is by Moat, about a nightmare that happened a few days ago.

The Video Catastrophe
On Monday, August 10th, a user called *Name withheld* posted a thread with a link. It was called "3 Guys, 1 Hammer". And when members of AG clicked the link or c/ped the address, they were horrified at what they saw. Two young men brutally torturing and murdering a helpless old man. When researched via wikipedia, members discovered that this was, in fact, a real video. The thread was immediately deleted by a mod. But for some, the damage was done. Those unfortunate few who c/ped or clicked before the thread was removed from AG felt they were scarred from the viewing of the video. I interviewed a few of the people who viewed the video. This is what they had to say:

Shylagirl says...
Q:What did you think of the video?
A:Im not really sure what to think about it, Im just in shock that someone could do that.
Q:What punishment do you think should be given for the person who posted it?
A:I think they should be kick off AG.
Qid you have any trouble sleeping or anything else after viewing it
A:Yes I did have trouble sleeping, and I still cant get that video out of my head

Poisonarrow says...
Q: What did you think of the video?
A:Well, the bit I did see was horrible. They just started beating the guy... It was disgusting.
Q: What punishment do you think should be given for the person who posted it?
A:Punishment... At first, I thought the user should get a permaban. But, he did apologize profusely, and even wanted the thread deleted. I suppose a temp. ban would have done him good, but I don't think any punishment was given.
Qid you have any trouble sleeping or anything else after viewing it?
A:I have trouble sleeping every night, but I don't think I even slept after that. It was terrible what they did to that man...

TSL said...
Q: What did you think of the video?
A: I thought it was one of the most disgusting videos I've ever seen. I f I were the judge, I would have sentenced those monsters to death by flogging.
Q: What punishment do you think should be given to the person who posted it?
A: A good ole fashion execution. Also known as the permaban. It is inexcusable. It falls under the same category as porn. Instant permaban. He's lucky he met a more merciful mod. Some others would have gone with permanent.
Q: Did you lose sleep or anything else over it?
A: Yes it did make me lose sleep. I only went to sleep at 4 in the morning because of it. I woke up 6 hours later >: (
Moatarmorgamer created a thread entitled "The Video" talking about the video for the people who had seen it. There was much anger and pain in that thread. It was then deleted by Moegreche(name can be removed). And we have all learned a valuable lesson here, members: never click or c/p a link or address without verifying its content. Should the video contain material inappropriate for AG, report it to a moderator. The ArmorGames Insider and its staff sincerely hope that nothing like this ever happens again, and that the members of AG will read our warning and obey it. And we also hope that now that people have seen what videos such as that can do to people, they will no longer post it on a PG-13 site.
By Moatarmorgamer, 8/11/2009

Second is also by Moat, it's our 'crime watch' of sorts.

ArmorGames has a low spammer, troller, flamer rate(for such a popular website, that is)as we all know. This of course, due to the hard work of our excellent moderators, administrators, and of course, our players(SHOPS in particular). However, some still get through. So we present to you the STFWL: Spammer, Troller, Flamer Watch List. This will include any recent acts of spamming, trolling, or flaming that the AG Insider is aware of, so that you know what's been happening about that.

Troller Report: Where do we start? Several trolling threads have been created, making fun of certain people, races, or religious views. Sometimes, these people do not intend to troll and are accidentally doing so. They simply went a little too far in the Religion, World Events, Politics forum in their arguments. Most of these, however, were locked or deleted. Tips if you see a troll:
1. IGNORE THEM. They want you to get mad and reply, that's why they're trolling.
2. Flag their comments and report them to a moderator. Just reporting the problem right away is the best thing to do, so it can be taken care of.
3. Be careful what you say back to them. I know the first rule is not to reply, but we've all gotten mad and replied to a troller before. So just be careful you don't turn into one too.

Spammer Report: Multiple spammers have been popping up, most noticeably in the Tavern or Forum Games. Here are some noticeable spammers (names withheld)
This was just last night. Two users posted disgusting pictures in the Tavern that had absolutely nothing to do with the subject at hand. The pictures were quickly deleted by a mod, however.
This was not very recent, but still quite noticeable. A spammer simply put trollish comments, flames, and page-long posts comprised of nothing but a single letter repeated over and over in all caps. He even created a thread honoring himself. Sadly, this thread reached an 8 page length. Tips if you see a spammer:
1. DO NOT reply with comments such as "you suck" or "get out of here". These are spam comments themselves.
2. Report them to a moderator. As always, this is what to do if you see something like that. Anything against the rules, report it and then ignore it. Simple.

Flamer Report: Fortunately, I have not encountered a flamer recently or noticeably enough to go into the newspaper. However, here are tips for if you do encounter a flamer:
1. Ignore them. Just like trollers, these people are mean and just looking for attention.
2. Report them. That way, the mods can take care of their comments.
Hope we helped you out!

Now my AMW report, as I always do.

The Who is your best ArmorMatch thread by Klaushouse is doing quite well. The first four of five pages are hilarious, I must tell you. Many people have joined it so far, and Klaushouse is formulating the questionnaire right now.

Bronze's Random Art is Bronzes' art thread where he draws random stuff. At the moment he is drawing people for them. He is a very good artist and I recommend taking a look at his thread.

Another contest sprang up today, this one by Jdoggparty, where he gives a theme and you must draw an armatar that correlates with the theme. The judges are Jdoggparty, Lolonage2 and Fluffybunny422.

Fluffybunny422 also created a contest on August 5th, in which contestants have to modify a picture given to them using any means necessary. The judges are Fluggybunny422, Moatarmorgamer and TSL3_needed.

The Morbid Literature thread is a community thread that allows anyone to post their darker inner thoughts. It is very popular and has some very good writings.

TSL3s' Darkness is my own personal thread that failed. It's not great obviously, but take a look at it for me. Please?

Random Picture of my Dog XD:

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu16 ⦠1250491141

firetail_madness
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Your dog picture got messed up.

Can you input my RPG for the next issue?

PrivatePapi
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Finally the next issue came out. If it hadn't been for me, The AG Insider would already be dead now. =D

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http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs46/f/2009/216/9/1/Banner_5_by_Pa_pi.png

First Story is by Moat, about a nightmare that happened a few days ago.

The Video Catastrophe
On Monday, August 10th, a user called *Name withheld* posted a thread with a link. It was called "3 Guys, 1 Hammer". And when members of AG clicked the link or c/ped the address, they were horrified at what they saw. Two young men brutally torturing and murdering a helpless old man. When researched via wikipedia, members discovered that this was, in fact, a real video. The thread was immediately deleted by a mod. But for some, the damage was done. Those unfortunate few who c/ped or clicked before the thread was removed from AG felt they were scarred from the viewing of the video. I interviewed a few of the people who viewed the video. This is what they had to say:

Shylagirl says...
Q:What did you think of the video?
A:Im not really sure what to think about it, Im just in shock that someone could do that.
Q:What punishment do you think should be given for the person who posted it?
A:I think they should be kick off AG.
Qid you have any trouble sleeping or anything else after viewing it
A:Yes I did have trouble sleeping, and I still cant get that video out of my head

Poisonarrow says...
Q: What did you think of the video?
A:Well, the bit I did see was horrible. They just started beating the guy... It was disgusting.
Q: What punishment do you think should be given for the person who posted it?
A:Punishment... At first, I thought the user should get a permaban. But, he did apologize profusely, and even wanted the thread deleted. I suppose a temp. ban would have done him good, but I don't think any punishment was given.
Qid you have any trouble sleeping or anything else after viewing it?
A:I have trouble sleeping every night, but I don't think I even slept after that. It was terrible what they did to that man...

TSL said...
Q: What did you think of the video?
A: I thought it was one of the most disgusting videos I've ever seen. I f I were the judge, I would have sentenced those monsters to death by flogging.
Q: What punishment do you think should be given to the person who posted it?
A: A good ole fashion execution. Also known as the permaban. It is inexcusable. It falls under the same category as porn. Instant permaban. He's lucky he met a more merciful mod. Some others would have gone with permanent.
Q: Did you lose sleep or anything else over it?
A: Yes it did make me lose sleep. I only went to sleep at 4 in the morning because of it. I woke up 6 hours later >: (
Moatarmorgamer created a thread entitled "The Video" talking about the video for the people who had seen it. There was much anger and pain in that thread. It was then deleted by Moegreche(name can be removed). And we have all learned a valuable lesson here, members: never click or c/p a link or address without verifying its content. Should the video contain material inappropriate for AG, report it to a moderator. The ArmorGames Insider and its staff sincerely hope that nothing like this ever happens again, and that the members of AG will read our warning and obey it. And we also hope that now that people have seen what videos such as that can do to people, they will no longer post it on a PG-13 site.
By Moatarmorgamer, 8/11/2009

Second is also by Moat, it's our 'crime watch' of sorts.

ArmorGames has a low spammer, troller, flamer rate(for such a popular website, that is)as we all know. This of course, due to the hard work of our excellent moderators, administrators, and of course, our players(SHOPS in particular). However, some still get through. So we present to you the STFWL: Spammer, Troller, Flamer Watch List. This will include any recent acts of spamming, trolling, or flaming that the AG Insider is aware of, so that you know what's been happening about that.

Troller Report: Where do we start? Several trolling threads have been created, making fun of certain people, races, or religious views. Sometimes, these people do not intend to troll and are accidentally doing so. They simply went a little too far in the Religion, World Events, Politics forum in their arguments. Most of these, however, were locked or deleted. Tips if you see a troll:
1. IGNORE THEM. They want you to get mad and reply, that's why they're trolling.
2. Flag their comments and report them to a moderator. Just reporting the problem right away is the best thing to do, so it can be taken care of.
3. Be careful what you say back to them. I know the first rule is not to reply, but we've all gotten mad and replied to a troller before. So just be careful you don't turn into one too.

Spammer Report: Multiple spammers have been popping up, most noticeably in the Tavern or Forum Games. Here are some noticeable spammers (names withheld)
This was just last night. Two users posted disgusting pictures in the Tavern that had absolutely nothing to do with the subject at hand. The pictures were quickly deleted by a mod, however.
This was not very recent, but still quite noticeable. A spammer simply put trollish comments, flames, and page-long posts comprised of nothing but a single letter repeated over and over in all caps. He even created a thread honoring himself. Sadly, this thread reached an 8 page length. Tips if you see a spammer:
1. DO NOT reply with comments such as "you suck" or "get out of here". These are spam comments themselves.
2. Report them to a moderator. As always, this is what to do if you see something like that. Anything against the rules, report it and then ignore it. Simple.

Flamer Report: Fortunately, I have not encountered a flamer recently or noticeably enough to go into the newspaper. However, here are tips for if you do encounter a flamer:
1. Ignore them. Just like trollers, these people are mean and just looking for attention.
2. Report them. That way, the mods can take care of their comments.
Hope we helped you out!

Now my AMW report, as I always do.

The Who is your best ArmorMatch thread by Klaushouse is doing quite well. The first four of five pages are hilarious, I must tell you. Many people have joined it so far, and Klaushouse is formulating the questionnaire right now.

Bronze's Random Art is Bronzes' art thread where he draws random stuff. At the moment he is drawing people for them. He is a very good artist and I recommend taking a look at his thread.

Another contest sprang up today, this one by Jdoggparty, where he gives a theme and you must draw an armatar that correlates with the theme. The judges are Jdoggparty, Lolonage2 and Fluffybunny422.

Fluffybunny422 also created a contest on August 5th, in which contestants have to modify a picture given to them using any means necessary. The judges are Fluggybunny422, Moatarmorgamer and TSL3_needed.

The Morbid Literature thread is a community thread that allows anyone to post their darker inner thoughts. It is very popular and has some very good writings.

TSL3s' Darkness is my own personal thread that failed. It's not great obviously, but take a look at it for me. Please?

Random Picture of my Dog XD:

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu16/TSL3_needed/DSCN0054.jpg?t=1250491141


Can you input my RPG for the next issue?


Sure.
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Image fail again :P
And thanks.

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