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KingKonjuga
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If a army of aboout 4,000ninjas had to steal area 51 documents from Area 51 who would win. Ninjas would have temporary invisability for 60sec and throwing stars with poison in the tips. Area 51 would have gun turrets and about 2,000 men with shrink rays spread throughout the premises.

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dudeguy45
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They wouldn't even know the ninjas are there.

Green12324
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Ninjas, they out number the security people and they can be invisible. Not to mention they know how to hide, so they'd be virtually invisible the entire time.

Ernie15
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4000? Oh, definitely the ninjas. No question there.

jt111444
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jt111444
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The ninja's would be in and out before the 60 seconds are up

bretttrumpour
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bretttrumpour
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This is pointless the ninjas would win.

Ernie15
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Bard

Wait, is Chuck Norris on our side?

Green12324
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Wait, is Chuck Norris on our side?


He's on his own team.

So I change my vote from Ninjas, to Chuck Norris.
zillacutz
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zillacutz
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as soon as the break in happened area 51 would go on lock down and no body would be able to get out... so the government would win sad because ninjas are BA

Qwerty001
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Chuck Norris is the ninja within...

OK, deep moment failed...

Anyway everybody else is right...

But. What do these two groups have to do with each other?

ALUKARD1
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Let's go Area 51 guys, I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

chang
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chang
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The ninjas already won they were just in and out so quickly no one noticed.

Green12324
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Green12324
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But. What do these two groups have to do with each other?


Absolutely nothing, but this is what we have to resort to when every other match up has been done.
russianfreak
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Area 51 will win due to the point of complet lockdown as soon as intruders pass invisiblelaser lines so basicly as soon as that happpens lock down and the whole us at is right there aiming at them so ya no chance for ninjas.

gabrieloshiro
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gabrieloshiro
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ninjas!

next...

Graham
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why would govt have shrink rays?

a ninja can't outrun a minigun (shrink ray?) so i say govt wins

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