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KingKonjuga
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If a army of aboout 4,000ninjas had to steal area 51 documents from Area 51 who would win. Ninjas would have temporary invisability for 60sec and throwing stars with poison in the tips. Area 51 would have gun turrets and about 2,000 men with shrink rays spread throughout the premises.

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knight_34
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If a army of aboout 4,000ninjas had to steal area 51 documents from Area 51 who would win. Ninjas would have temporary invisability for 60sec and throwing stars with poison in the tips. Area 51 would have gun turrets and about 2,000 men with shrink rays spread throughout the premises.


The ninja's shall be decimated! DECIMATED! HAHAHAHA!

Since Area 51 is a government facility of advanced technology, I expect those soldiers to be wearing futuristic armor. Throwing stars will fail against it. Once the ninjas are no longer invisible, the shrink rays and gun turrets will make quick work of whoever is not hiding. Since the area is barren, rocky and generally flat, there aren't many places to hide. Perfect.

@russianfreak

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dunadan
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WHat's the point creating threads Ninjas Vs X???
What do all you guys have with ninjas??

Green12324
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a ninja can't outrun a minigun (shrink ray?)


I when I looked up shrink ray on Wikipedia it said they shrink things, lol. Which makes sense. Of course they're not real though.

What do all you guys have with ninjas??


Because ninjas are cool. Sort of, lol.
Armourknight
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I would go 4 Chuck Norris... But he isnt an option... I pick ningas

Armourknight
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ninjas*

Riou1231
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Ninjas would win, since they had invisibility for 1 minute and they had poison tipped shurikens and they're numbers are twice of the government so they could easily waste them all and take the documents with ease.

knight_34
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Because ninjas are cool. Sort of, lol.


Yes they are. Something of a common phenomenon in the internet. Ninjas.

WHat's the point creating threads Ninjas Vs X???


It's the people who post them. These topics of discussion are quite common not only here in AG, but in other places.
dunadan
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It's the people who post them. These topics of discussion are quite common not only here in AG, but in other places.


Ok, I thought AG forumers had a problem, but in fact it's the entire internet community!
Great news!
knight_34
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Ok, I thought AG forumers had a problem, but in fact it's the entire internet community!
Great news!


Just be happy that most AG forum members are relatively sane and competent compared to members of other forums. Why don't you check out Newground's forums?
dunadan
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Just be happy that most AG forum members are relatively sane and competent compared to members of other forums. Why don't you check out Newground's forums?


In fact, I just think that you guys are younger (and here tehre's no offense, it's a fact), than in others forums I've been..
So of course the theards are less relevant! (here there's offense...)
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If a army of aboout 4,000ninjas had to steal area 51 documents from Area 51 who would win. Ninjas would have temporary invisability for 60sec and throwing stars with poison in the tips. Area 51 would have gun turrets and about 2,000 men with shrink rays spread throughout the premises.
What the heck is Area 51?
samdawghomie
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Google it.

Area 51 is a military base in the dried up Groom Lake in Nevada, that is supposed to have aleins, alein aircraft Blah blah blah.

Wikipedia helps.

Zega
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So Ninjas are invading an alien base? Mmmk~~
I think I'll stay away from this thread...

dunadan
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who knows what they got there.


Jason Behr must know...


Ok it was rubbish...
*Dunadan goes far far away...
razlbasil
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depends...does area 51 security have miniguns?

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